Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn
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Game Dev, alleged writer, kind of comics person, former internet boogeyman. Please don’t tell anyone I’m here, I’m just trying to exist 🤫 they/them
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I know we’re like 3/4th through making these costumes but I’m starting a project thread for it now anyway
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They heard me reacting to this
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
they heard me talking shit
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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A few reminders: you can buy a physical copy of Black’s Myth AND the sequel, The Keys to His Heart at finer comics shops and bookstores. It looks great on a bookshelf.

And.

My NEXT book from Ahoy, DRAGONPROOF, is coming soon.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Okay…it’s a holiday and the editors aren’t paying attention (probably):

Here is a link to the first volume of Black’s Myth. The whole thing. Because I’m thankful for you. If you enjoy it, pass it on.

www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tm1nk...
www.dropbox.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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happy thanksgiving

#ffxiv #ff14
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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what did they mean by this
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
draftkings but for the dog show
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts.

If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
shoutout to cooking mama for teaching me how to brunoise vegetables
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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"Epic CEO angry that customers want to be informed and will refuse to purchase products they feel were made unethically so wants to take that choice away". There, fixed it for you.
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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If your family really sucks this holiday season, I am your new family and I think you're great and deserve love, a job, shelter and safety.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I hate when a true crime doc autoplays while I’m not paying attention because being exposed to some Gumbyass cop’s read of emotions and the cause behind them always causes psychic damage. “Ah yes, let’s get the take on why people displayed certain feelings from the least empathetic people alive”
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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above all, poster bushido demands that you should not cry foul about a fight you started.
PSA: if you quote post me first, you have formally invited me in

i abide by poster’s vampire rules
October 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
gonna start calling this writing style a LinkedIn Bark
😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.

🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!

🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.

🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!

🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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THE GROUND HOG IS BACK
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM