Paul F. Tompkins
@pftompkins.bsky.social
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
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We should repeal this law I think
Paul please start the conversation to repeal this law
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
We should repeal this law I think
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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Drop more "said by [blank]" in the comments 😂
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Drop more "said by [blank]" in the comments 😂
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Tough times in line at the ol UPS store when the lady in front of me responds to a question about what she’s shipping with “Electronic in what way?”
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Tough times in line at the ol UPS store when the lady in front of me responds to a question about what she’s shipping with “Electronic in what way?”
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One thing about the line that Platner didn't know the meaning of his Nazi tattoo is that it presupposes he either has never in his life seen a movie set during WWII, or that he's the dumbest man alive
incredible how white men are given the benefit of the doubt when anything coming from marginalized groups are treated with utmost suspicion and distorted beyond recognition
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 AM
One thing about the line that Platner didn't know the meaning of his Nazi tattoo is that it presupposes he either has never in his life seen a movie set during WWII, or that he's the dumbest man alive
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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incredible how white men are given the benefit of the doubt when anything coming from marginalized groups are treated with utmost suspicion and distorted beyond recognition
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
incredible how white men are given the benefit of the doubt when anything coming from marginalized groups are treated with utmost suspicion and distorted beyond recognition
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there's a lot of reason to doubt him!
1. the Nazi tattoo!
2. keeping the Nazi tattoo!
3. lying about the Nazi tattoo!
4. only covering up the Nazi tattoo after backlash!
5. he's written racist and misogynist things on the Internet!
6. HE'S SEEKING MORE POWER & HAS EVERY INCENTIVE TO LIE
1. the Nazi tattoo!
2. keeping the Nazi tattoo!
3. lying about the Nazi tattoo!
4. only covering up the Nazi tattoo after backlash!
5. he's written racist and misogynist things on the Internet!
6. HE'S SEEKING MORE POWER & HAS EVERY INCENTIVE TO LIE
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
there's a lot of reason to doubt him!
1. the Nazi tattoo!
2. keeping the Nazi tattoo!
3. lying about the Nazi tattoo!
4. only covering up the Nazi tattoo after backlash!
5. he's written racist and misogynist things on the Internet!
6. HE'S SEEKING MORE POWER & HAS EVERY INCENTIVE TO LIE
1. the Nazi tattoo!
2. keeping the Nazi tattoo!
3. lying about the Nazi tattoo!
4. only covering up the Nazi tattoo after backlash!
5. he's written racist and misogynist things on the Internet!
6. HE'S SEEKING MORE POWER & HAS EVERY INCENTIVE TO LIE
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Roland Emmerich Art Installation Piece
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Roland Emmerich Art Installation Piece
Food ways could be different
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Food ways could be different
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STUPID POST:
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
STUPID POST:
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
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What state is Ella McCay the governor of? Well, you will have to watch the movie itself to find out. Follow the clues.
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
What state is Ella McCay the governor of? Well, you will have to watch the movie itself to find out. Follow the clues.
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SJ is the extremely badass park ranger who hung a trans pride flag off of El Capitan and was fired by the Trump regime for it. Please donate if you can!
www.gofundme.com/f/b4h8e8-hel...
www.gofundme.com/f/b4h8e8-hel...
Donate to Help SJ Overcome Wrongful Termination, organized by K L
SJ (they/them) was suddenly and wrongfully fired from their dream job in Yosemite National P… K L needs your support for Help SJ Overcome Wrongful Termination
www.gofundme.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
SJ is the extremely badass park ranger who hung a trans pride flag off of El Capitan and was fired by the Trump regime for it. Please donate if you can!
www.gofundme.com/f/b4h8e8-hel...
www.gofundme.com/f/b4h8e8-hel...
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:
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My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
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You cannot claim to be restructuring city government while silencing the voices of the people. As I began to speak to the charter commission tonight on its stalled police accountability reforms, they cut the mic.
Watch the moment the Commission chose bureaucracy over the community. (1/3)
Watch the moment the Commission chose bureaucracy over the community. (1/3)
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 AM
You cannot claim to be restructuring city government while silencing the voices of the people. As I began to speak to the charter commission tonight on its stalled police accountability reforms, they cut the mic.
Watch the moment the Commission chose bureaucracy over the community. (1/3)
Watch the moment the Commission chose bureaucracy over the community. (1/3)
When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 AM
When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files
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One thing we can all agree on is that not only are computers alive now, computers were ALWAYS alive
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 AM
One thing we can all agree on is that not only are computers alive now, computers were ALWAYS alive
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Look, me & @pftompkins.bsky.social got delayed a week by LIFE. But we are back at the podcast and we discuss TWO Vanderpump Rules in this very EXTRA Pump & Pump-n-Dump & Dump. Hey Lloyd’s of London, insure Eyeybrows Junior’s (aka EJ) forehead centipedes, will ya?
open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...
open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...
*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S12. episodes 9 & 10)
Double dip time, come Pump & Pump-n-Dump & Dump with Janie & PFT!
open.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Look, me & @pftompkins.bsky.social got delayed a week by LIFE. But we are back at the podcast and we discuss TWO Vanderpump Rules in this very EXTRA Pump & Pump-n-Dump & Dump. Hey Lloyd’s of London, insure Eyeybrows Junior’s (aka EJ) forehead centipedes, will ya?
open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...
open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...
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i am increasingly bothered by terms like "showdown" or "face-off" or "clash" when used to describe corrupt and fascist power coming up against resistance because there's an implied symmetry that does not exist.
February 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
i am increasingly bothered by terms like "showdown" or "face-off" or "clash" when used to describe corrupt and fascist power coming up against resistance because there's an implied symmetry that does not exist.