Patrick Monahan
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Patrick Monahan
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· Apr 30
are snails bugs
Shut up, moron 👍
Dodgers manager Dave Roberts approves of an MLB salary cap — with one caveat
Dodgers manager Dave Roberts approves of an MLB salary cap — with one caveat
Roberts appeared on Sports on Prime's "Good Sports With Kevin Hart and Kenan Thompson" when he was asked about the idea.
nypost.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Shut up, moron 👍
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(finding out that there is an exploit compromising the end-to-end encryption on my toilet) well that’s just great.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
(finding out that there is an exploit compromising the end-to-end encryption on my toilet) well that’s just great.
SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
I would not have guessed in 50 tries who appears next in this video lol www.instagram.com/reel/DRzcvp2...
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I would not have guessed in 50 tries who appears next in this video lol www.instagram.com/reel/DRzcvp2...
My Spotify Wrapped says it’s “afraid to utter [my] listening age” just because I spend all my time listening to The Names Of The Forgotten Gods 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My Spotify Wrapped says it’s “afraid to utter [my] listening age” just because I spend all my time listening to The Names Of The Forgotten Gods 🙄
SAM ALTMAN: I’ve asked ChatGPT to write some topical monologue jokes for your show. As you can see here, very humorous indeed.
JIMMY FALLON: That’s awesome
JIMMY FALLON: That’s awesome
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
SAM ALTMAN: I’ve asked ChatGPT to write some topical monologue jokes for your show. As you can see here, very humorous indeed.
JIMMY FALLON: That’s awesome
JIMMY FALLON: That’s awesome
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𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒔 𝑩𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒚 𝑩𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒐𝒗𝒊
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒔 𝑩𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒚 𝑩𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒐𝒗𝒊
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
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sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
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My great-uncle was born in the Russian Empire and wrote God Bless America
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My great-uncle was born in the Russian Empire and wrote God Bless America
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Passing out while your underlings are sucking up to you is a neat illustration of what unitary executive theory gets us.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Passing out while your underlings are sucking up to you is a neat illustration of what unitary executive theory gets us.
Cyber Monday savings have been extended a day
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Cyber Monday savings have been extended a day
The best song of 2025 is, once again, “Bette Davis Eyes” by Kim Carnes
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The best song of 2025 is, once again, “Bette Davis Eyes” by Kim Carnes
That feeling when you realize you have to ask “They got to you too, didn’t they?” 👎
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
That feeling when you realize you have to ask “They got to you too, didn’t they?” 👎
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December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
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December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
FBI field office screeching to a halt while they source tactical doll clothes ahead of a visit from top brass
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
FBI field office screeching to a halt while they source tactical doll clothes ahead of a visit from top brass
The contractor claims that the goods were returned to the store (doubtful) because the order was canceled (not by me!), so now I get to call the store as well. What a world we have built for ourselves
Blessed to learn about a store's third-party delivery contractor by virtue of them not delivering my purchased goods 👍
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The contractor claims that the goods were returned to the store (doubtful) because the order was canceled (not by me!), so now I get to call the store as well. What a world we have built for ourselves
Blessed to learn about a store's third-party delivery contractor by virtue of them not delivering my purchased goods 👍
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Blessed to learn about a store's third-party delivery contractor by virtue of them not delivering my purchased goods 👍
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Your move, creep.
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Your move, creep.
ME, EVERY TIME I SEE STEVE, THE FAT LITTLE DOG ON “THE BEAST IN ME”: Steve
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
ME, EVERY TIME I SEE STEVE, THE FAT LITTLE DOG ON “THE BEAST IN ME”: Steve
About to bring to life the most fucked up snowman of all time
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
About to bring to life the most fucked up snowman of all time