Patrick Monahan
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Patrick Monahan
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· Apr 30
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We love seeing this guy
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
We love seeing this guy
Bill Cassidy truly RIP you bozo
Trump says he will endorse Julia Letlow if she runs against Bill Cassidy in a Republican senate primary.
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Bill Cassidy truly RIP you bozo
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
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I love to reach my free article limit
May 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I love to reach my free article limit
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Have a great weekend
January 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Have a great weekend
Moving a little slow today. The wilder the Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, the worse the next morning, and this week’s was a doozy
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Moving a little slow today. The wilder the Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, the worse the next morning, and this week’s was a doozy
*extremely business travel voice* Folks,
January 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
*extremely business travel voice* Folks,
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Coordinated a beer drop by a white friend to deliver a 30-rack of Hamm’s to a Hispanic friend’s doorstep because his wife wouldn’t let him leave the house to go buy more beer for fear he’d be brutalized by lawless armed masked federal paramilitaries. This is Minnesota community. We take care of us.
January 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Coordinated a beer drop by a white friend to deliver a 30-rack of Hamm’s to a Hispanic friend’s doorstep because his wife wouldn’t let him leave the house to go buy more beer for fear he’d be brutalized by lawless armed masked federal paramilitaries. This is Minnesota community. We take care of us.
Happy third birthday to The Beautiful Liza
January 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Happy third birthday to The Beautiful Liza
Just realized it’s Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil
January 16, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Just realized it’s Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil
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January 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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On a long enough timeline we all sign with the Dodgers
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
On a long enough timeline we all sign with the Dodgers
Thanks to Mr. Trump legalizing whole milk, the authorities have no choice but to release me from jail
January 16, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Thanks to Mr. Trump legalizing whole milk, the authorities have no choice but to release me from jail
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The Make-A-Wish President
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The Make-A-Wish President
It’s Wyrm Knight In America
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
It’s Wyrm Knight In America
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Frog we don’t have time for this
Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Frog we don’t have time for this
I think we can call that a wrap on Giving A Shit About The Nobel Prize
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I think we can call that a wrap on Giving A Shit About The Nobel Prize
This is insane and rocks (MARTY SUPREME spoilers) gizmodo.com/marty-suprem...
January 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This is insane and rocks (MARTY SUPREME spoilers) gizmodo.com/marty-suprem...
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I've been looking for a reason to write about the Disintegration Loops for a while but then I realized "you can just blog stuff." defector.com/the-disinteg...
'The Disintegration Loops' Are Music's Loveliest Death | Defector
It is hard to say what mood I need to be in to have the urge to put on The Disintegration Loops, because it is hard to say what mood they express. The same five- or 10-second loop, so obviously mournf...
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January 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I've been looking for a reason to write about the Disintegration Loops for a while but then I realized "you can just blog stuff." defector.com/the-disinteg...
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Gonna be a 30 Rock situation where they make an unlicensed whiskey Friday sponsored by like ”Jackie Dandles”
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Gonna be a 30 Rock situation where they make an unlicensed whiskey Friday sponsored by like ”Jackie Dandles”
Hitting the “lol” on this one
DOKOUPIL: When I travel the country, they tell me they don't feel it because grocery prices are up--
TRUMP: They're going to now. I've only been here for 11 months. I inherited a mess. If she got in, you wouldn't have this job right now.
TRUMP: They're going to now. I've only been here for 11 months. I inherited a mess. If she got in, you wouldn't have this job right now.
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Hitting the “lol” on this one
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Barry Lyndon x 21 Savage x Strip Law
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Barry Lyndon x 21 Savage x Strip Law
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[Vintage VHS] Garth Brooks (1991) : 1519s
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
[Vintage VHS] Garth Brooks (1991) : 1519s
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Chris, it’s Mark Kelly. They’re after me and I need to take the next rocket into space as soon as possible. Can I count on you to chip in $15 by midnight so I can return to outer space where Trump and his goons can’t find me?
January 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Chris, it’s Mark Kelly. They’re after me and I need to take the next rocket into space as soon as possible. Can I count on you to chip in $15 by midnight so I can return to outer space where Trump and his goons can’t find me?