Norm Charlatan
@normcharlatan.bsky.social
Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
My mental health is kind of a mess, so I am going to log off for December. I will check DMs occasionally tho, so let me know if you want to get together in real life. Doubly true if you’re passing through town for some reason. If you really need me, I trust you know folks who can reach me quickly.
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My mental health is kind of a mess, so I am going to log off for December. I will check DMs occasionally tho, so let me know if you want to get together in real life. Doubly true if you’re passing through town for some reason. If you really need me, I trust you know folks who can reach me quickly.
The Vikings are turning Justin Jefferson into the new Kevin Garnett.
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Vikings are turning Justin Jefferson into the new Kevin Garnett.
lmao, why am I still watching this?
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
lmao, why am I still watching this?
Guy who watched Wim Wender’s Perfect Days: God, what an amazing architectural achievement in which to get attacked by a bear.
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Guy who watched Wim Wender’s Perfect Days: God, what an amazing architectural achievement in which to get attacked by a bear.
Nothing that the Vikings have done today can be described as “living to fight another day.”
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Nothing that the Vikings have done today can be described as “living to fight another day.”
It’s crazy that Gore Vidal’s great grandson is dominating as a running back for the Chargers.
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s crazy that Gore Vidal’s great grandson is dominating as a running back for the Chargers.
Guy from the 1940s watching the Seahawks-Vikings game: By Jobe, another interception.
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Guy from the 1940s watching the Seahawks-Vikings game: By Jobe, another interception.
Coach Kiffin, what’s in the box?
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Coach Kiffin, what’s in the box?
We are sooo back!!!
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We are sooo back!!!
Sam Darnold need to know that the Gink is there. Get rid of the ball.
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sam Darnold need to know that the Gink is there. Get rid of the ball.
Thinking about logging off for December. Trying to think about making it feel even a longer.
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Thinking about logging off for December. Trying to think about making it feel even a longer.
Schrödinger’s Head Coach.
When they were explaining this feature to me on my 2014 Subaru, it seemed kind of niche, but it’s been really helpful recently.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Schrödinger’s Head Coach.
Strong floor, no ceiling? What is this, my freakin’ house?!
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling? What is this, my freakin’ house?!
Coastal AD being like, “He’s a loser, baby.”
Coastal Carolina has fired Tim Beck.
Beck went 20-18 in three seasons with the Chanticleers.
Beck went 20-18 in three seasons with the Chanticleers.
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Coastal AD being like, “He’s a loser, baby.”
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This is how I found out about the Razorback job, btw.
Lydia Tár has been named the new head coach at Memphis, replacing Ryan Silverfield who left for the Arkansas job.
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is how I found out about the Razorback job, btw.
Lydia Tár has been named the new head coach at Memphis, replacing Ryan Silverfield who left for the Arkansas job.
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Lydia Tár has been named the new head coach at Memphis, replacing Ryan Silverfield who left for the Arkansas job.
Reposted by Norm Charlatan
Lane Kiffin is a Quaker
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Lane Kiffin is a Quaker
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
Headed to a team meeting at 9am on a Sunday morning to learn about the future career decision of an attention-seeking whiz kid who might be able to bring about salvation. It’s called church.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Headed to a team meeting at 9am on a Sunday morning to learn about the future career decision of an attention-seeking whiz kid who might be able to bring about salvation. It’s called church.
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“Using AI, the computer has chosen Utah and TCU to play in the Mountain West championship game.”
New Mexico and Boise State wins tonight means the Mountain West championship game participants will be determined by computer rankings, regardless of whether or not UNLV wins tomorrow.
Either a three-way tie or four-way tie.
Either a three-way tie or four-way tie.
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“Using AI, the computer has chosen Utah and TCU to play in the Mountain West championship game.”
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it's heartbreaking that after the flopsweat about murdering people and defending drug traffickers from the Republican senator before her that Amy Klobuchar is on here pretending as if none of those things happened anyway or if they did they don't really matter
Klobuchar: "If they don't want to do anything about people's costs and their grocery bills and their healthcare, and pummel them with these punishing Trump tariffs, then we will simply have to beat them in the midterms."
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
it's heartbreaking that after the flopsweat about murdering people and defending drug traffickers from the Republican senator before her that Amy Klobuchar is on here pretending as if none of those things happened anyway or if they did they don't really matter
Slapping the floor in excitement over a 5-loss Duke team making the ACC Championship Game.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Slapping the floor in excitement over a 5-loss Duke team making the ACC Championship Game.
Why didn’t SMU run another play to get a few more yards for their kicker? Why kick with 8 seconds left?
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Why didn’t SMU run another play to get a few more yards for their kicker? Why kick with 8 seconds left?
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A guy named Jordan Hudson is going to prevent Duke from going to the ACC championship game.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A guy named Jordan Hudson is going to prevent Duke from going to the ACC championship game.