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Norm Charlatan

@normcharlatan.bsky.social

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Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 4m

Are we allowed to say mean things about Kirk now? / Avons-nous le droit de dire des choses méchantes sur Kirk maintenant ?

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 8m

Hmm

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15m

Jorge!! / Georges!!

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17m

Most normal Canadian / Le Canadien le plus normal

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25m

BIG DUMPER! / CUL GÉANT!

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 50m

Have to wonder what else these Blue Jays fans are hiding from us.

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · Mar 27

Apparently there is a Canadian tv show where Jason Priestly plays a former hockey player turned detective called "Private Eyes."

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h

Ferguson time.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h

[touches earpiece]: Oh.

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · Apr 30

I always confuse Daulton Varsho with Dalton Trumbo.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h

Joke all you want, but he has to play in Canada because no U.S. team would sign him after he refused to testify before the House Un-American Activities Committee.

Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1h

Daulton Varsho

meme of computer-generated baseball names from the ‘90s

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h

Can’t Rhule anyone out this early tho

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h

My tummy horts / J'ai mal au ventre.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h

Do they still have the hotel rooms overlooking the field?

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h

Fuck / Pardon my French

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h

BIG DUMPER! / Cul Géant!

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h

J’espère que Homme des Marins ne se montrera pas.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

I hope Marins Man doesn’t show up tho.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

In accordance with Canadian law, all Mariners tweets will be posted in both English and French for the duration of this series.

Go Mariners / Allez les marins.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

Goddamnit, what is going on?!

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

I don’t really understand what it going on up there, but it’s too early for turkey. Cabin season has barely just ended.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

C’mon, Mariners, it’s time to ruin a bunch of Canadians’ Thanksgiving.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

Go M’s, Craig.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 8d

Time to get serious.

George saying I gotta focus. I’m shifting into Mariners mode.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 2h

Now more than ever it is important to find community.

A sign hanging in S&P Lunch reading "a proud member of the consolidated sandwich group."

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

Elisabeth Shue with a heart of gold.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

Dilfer’s firing is a nice reminder to buy tickets to the Gophers game against UW-Green Bay in November. You never know when the opportunity to spend an entire game heckling a deeply incompetent and unlikeable coach will be your last.

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