Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast
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Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
· Oct 18
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
Wicked: For Good looks to answer the question, “Can there be a second steampunk musical movie that makes me imagine Russell Wilson lip-syncing into a hairbrush every time a character sings the word ‘unlimited’?” And the answer is yes.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wicked: For Good looks to answer the question, “Can there be a second steampunk musical movie that makes me imagine Russell Wilson lip-syncing into a hairbrush every time a character sings the word ‘unlimited’?” And the answer is yes.
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As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains
Tony Romo voice mood board
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tony Romo voice mood board
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ME TALKING TO MY KIDS: [calm and supportive demeanor despite whining and intransigence]
ME STEPPING OUT OF THE ROOM BRIEFLY:
ME STEPPING OUT OF THE ROOM BRIEFLY:
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
ME TALKING TO MY KIDS: [calm and supportive demeanor despite whining and intransigence]
ME STEPPING OUT OF THE ROOM BRIEFLY:
ME STEPPING OUT OF THE ROOM BRIEFLY:
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The Red-headed Woodpecker is such a sharp looking bird. Love the steel blue edging to their black feathers.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The Red-headed Woodpecker is such a sharp looking bird. Love the steel blue edging to their black feathers.
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
what's wrong with this guy
saw a vanity Cali plate that read BOLTFN2. this implies the existence of a BOLTFN1 and, logically, a BOLTFAN. so when someone tells you the Chargers have no fans, that’s wrong. there are 3.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
saw a vanity Cali plate that read BOLTFN2. this implies the existence of a BOLTFN1 and, logically, a BOLTFAN. so when someone tells you the Chargers have no fans, that’s wrong. there are 3.
yes it's true that planes are crashing on my watch. and it's because passengers are dishonoring their country with pajama pants. next question.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
yes it's true that planes are crashing on my watch. and it's because passengers are dishonoring their country with pajama pants. next question.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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this is the scariest possible story to tell on the website for 38-year-olds but at least it has a happy ending
got into the car and my lower back exploded in pain. cactus needles jabbing my skin; subcutaneous sparklers of fire. I opened the door and called to my son — “get your mom. something’s wrong.” and that’s when the wasp flew out of my shirt. anyway. happy Friday.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
this is the scariest possible story to tell on the website for 38-year-olds but at least it has a happy ending
got into the car and my lower back exploded in pain. cactus needles jabbing my skin; subcutaneous sparklers of fire. I opened the door and called to my son — “get your mom. something’s wrong.” and that’s when the wasp flew out of my shirt. anyway. happy Friday.
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
got into the car and my lower back exploded in pain. cactus needles jabbing my skin; subcutaneous sparklers of fire. I opened the door and called to my son — “get your mom. something’s wrong.” and that’s when the wasp flew out of my shirt. anyway. happy Friday.
I signed up for Defector 5 years ago for the sports blogs but I'd keep the subscription just for the (regular and excellent) art criticism. loved this from @barryp.bsky.social: defector.com/the-eyes-hav...
The Eyes Have It | Defector
The eyes got me. Sir Thomas More by Hans Holbein the Younger isn’t the brightest, or the largest painting in its room—it might be the smallest—but it’s easily the most striking. It called to me from t...
defector.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I signed up for Defector 5 years ago for the sports blogs but I'd keep the subscription just for the (regular and excellent) art criticism. loved this from @barryp.bsky.social: defector.com/the-eyes-hav...
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He is risen
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
He is risen
today after drop-off I drove to a parking lot and sat in the car listening to the rain for 20 minutes
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
today after drop-off I drove to a parking lot and sat in the car listening to the rain for 20 minutes
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Ohhhhh oh how it cuts right to the very bones
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Ohhhhh oh how it cuts right to the very bones
I love the way every city’s ads reflect the area’s culture. In LA you get TV shows and movies and then you land in Dulles and the billboards are like “Government: It’s the Government.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I love the way every city’s ads reflect the area’s culture. In LA you get TV shows and movies and then you land in Dulles and the billboards are like “Government: It’s the Government.”
Sam Darnold interception #1: Darn it, we’ve given the Rams a free score!
Sam Darnold interception #4: let Picasso paint
Sam Darnold interception #4: let Picasso paint
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sam Darnold interception #1: Darn it, we’ve given the Rams a free score!
Sam Darnold interception #4: let Picasso paint
Sam Darnold interception #4: let Picasso paint
oh baby Sam Darnold is in the Peterman Zone
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
oh baby Sam Darnold is in the Peterman Zone
Victor Wembanyama must be SO ANNOYED by Steph Curry
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Victor Wembanyama must be SO ANNOYED by Steph Curry
periodic reminder that Yahoo Sports is a pretty damn good sports app — it loads quickly, scores are up top, navigation is straightforward, and you will never be served a Pat McAfee video
Also the ESPN app is pretty shitty
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
periodic reminder that Yahoo Sports is a pretty damn good sports app — it loads quickly, scores are up top, navigation is straightforward, and you will never be served a Pat McAfee video
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Now up on @yahoosports.bsky.social
I previewed Seahawks-Rams it all of its glory.
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
I previewed Seahawks-Rams it all of its glory.
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Seahawks vs. Rams: What wrinkles could decide this clash of NFL juggernauts?
Two elite offenses face two elite defenses in this strength-on-strength battle of NFC West leaders. Here's how Nate Tice sees each team attacking the matchup.
sports.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I previewed Seahawks-Rams it all of its glory.
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
I previewed Seahawks-Rams it all of its glory.
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
the Patriots have one large coat. only the worthy may wear it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
the Patriots have one large coat. only the worthy may wear it.