Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast
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Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
· Oct 18
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
Victor Wembanyama must be SO ANNOYED by Steph Curry
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Victor Wembanyama must be SO ANNOYED by Steph Curry
periodic reminder that Yahoo Sports is a pretty damn good sports app — it loads quickly, scores are up top, navigation is straightforward, and you will never be served a Pat McAfee video
Also the ESPN app is pretty shitty
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
periodic reminder that Yahoo Sports is a pretty damn good sports app — it loads quickly, scores are up top, navigation is straightforward, and you will never be served a Pat McAfee video
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Now up on @yahoosports.bsky.social
I previewed Seahawks-Rams it all of its glory.
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
I previewed Seahawks-Rams it all of its glory.
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
Seahawks vs. Rams: What wrinkles could decide this clash of NFL juggernauts?
Two elite offenses face two elite defenses in this strength-on-strength battle of NFC West leaders. Here's how Nate Tice sees each team attacking the matchup.
sports.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I previewed Seahawks-Rams it all of its glory.
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
I previewed Seahawks-Rams it all of its glory.
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
the Patriots have one large coat. only the worthy may wear it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
the Patriots have one large coat. only the worthy may wear it.
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Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
DUMONT: trade the fat one
NICO: Luka Doncic? He’s one of the best players in the league. He carried us to the NBA Finals.
DUMONT: get rid of him
NICO: Ok
DUMONT: you’re fired
NICO: Luka Doncic? He’s one of the best players in the league. He carried us to the NBA Finals.
DUMONT: get rid of him
NICO: Ok
DUMONT: you’re fired
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
DUMONT: trade the fat one
NICO: Luka Doncic? He’s one of the best players in the league. He carried us to the NBA Finals.
DUMONT: get rid of him
NICO: Ok
DUMONT: you’re fired
NICO: Luka Doncic? He’s one of the best players in the league. He carried us to the NBA Finals.
DUMONT: get rid of him
NICO: Ok
DUMONT: you’re fired
happy 250th birthday to my brothers and sisters in the Marines. here's the time in Kuwait that I finally got the then-new hamburger MRE. it was a huge deal for us. #USMC
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
happy 250th birthday to my brothers and sisters in the Marines. here's the time in Kuwait that I finally got the then-new hamburger MRE. it was a huge deal for us. #USMC
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Back, and to the left.
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Back, and to the left.
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My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it
this is me. I'm 7 feet tall and tried to make a layup over Victor Wembanyama. sorry but I tried my best
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
this is me. I'm 7 feet tall and tried to make a layup over Victor Wembanyama. sorry but I tried my best
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
hey it’s our live trade deadline show with Andrew Siciliano, Jori Epstein, and Frank Schwab! www.youtube.com/live/GLuRpj-...
NFL Trade Deadline LIVE: Cowboys & Colts pounce on Jets fire sale
YouTube video by Yahoo! Sports
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
hey it’s our live trade deadline show with Andrew Siciliano, Jori Epstein, and Frank Schwab! www.youtube.com/live/GLuRpj-...
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Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…
defector.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
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If Cuomo loses he has to lower himself into a giant vat of boiling marinara sauce like in Terminator 2
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If Cuomo loses he has to lower himself into a giant vat of boiling marinara sauce like in Terminator 2
the problem with no one else following MLS is that I can't just post "Paul Rothrock 💚🩵" at 12:50 a.m. ET
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
the problem with no one else following MLS is that I can't just post "Paul Rothrock 💚🩵" at 12:50 a.m. ET
revisiting this and I think the Dodgers had more ideal pitchers as laid out below, while the Jays had more cop pitchers.
the Tigers have too many pitchers who are shaped like cops. these are the acceptable pitcher styles:
∙ giraffe guy with patchy facial hair
∙ sunken-eyed IT-looking dude
∙ bad hair + bad facial hair + demonic splitter
∙ 19th century dilettante
∙ wet guy
∙ giraffe guy with patchy facial hair
∙ sunken-eyed IT-looking dude
∙ bad hair + bad facial hair + demonic splitter
∙ 19th century dilettante
∙ wet guy
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
revisiting this and I think the Dodgers had more ideal pitchers as laid out below, while the Jays had more cop pitchers.
votes are still coming in but I’m ready to call it: Hakeem Jeffries is the least-cool person from Brooklyn ever
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
votes are still coming in but I’m ready to call it: Hakeem Jeffries is the least-cool person from Brooklyn ever
periodic reminder that you can improve your social media experience by following a handful of nature photographers
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
periodic reminder that you can improve your social media experience by following a handful of nature photographers
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A reminder that Football 301 will be LIVE recapping week 9 after the late afternoon games wrap up!
Come hang out with @fourverts.bsky.social & me as we react to another NFL Sunday that's been full of shenanigans!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uI...
Come hang out with @fourverts.bsky.social & me as we react to another NFL Sunday that's been full of shenanigans!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uI...
NFL WEEK 9: BIGGEST Moments, SURPRISING Matchups & More!
YouTube video by Yahoo! Sports
www.youtube.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
A reminder that Football 301 will be LIVE recapping week 9 after the late afternoon games wrap up!
Come hang out with @fourverts.bsky.social & me as we react to another NFL Sunday that's been full of shenanigans!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uI...
Come hang out with @fourverts.bsky.social & me as we react to another NFL Sunday that's been full of shenanigans!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uI...
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)