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Doc Revan
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Chair of the Malachor V Institute on Posting Madness

The Dark Side of the Posts is a pathway to many replies some consider to be unnatural. This medicine can’t fix stab. Not a real doctor or Sith Lord
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
AI Olaf feels like it could end badly

apple.news/AJ1R-8PPBSb6...
Disney Imagineers Created a Walking Olaf Robot With AI. — New York Magazine
Five Nights at Freddy’s? Honey, this is One Night at Olaf’s.
apple.news
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The workshop that makes all the toys for global distribution every year, for ridiculously cheap (unto negligible) cost?

...And people didn't somehow piece it together that the whole North Pole 圣诞老人 operation *wasn't* Chinese this entire time??

willful blindness, people...
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规,强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The one critique I have of normal loans is that the Islamic version of loans (Murabaha) is more straightforward in terms of presentation (in the case below the bank would buy the truck and then sell is to the consumer in installments, based on a selling price of around 140%)
one of the least sympathetic microgenres of post is, "I financed an extremely expensive truck at fairly normal APRs and am paying HOW MUCH in interest?!"

my uncle is broke as shit in his 60s in large part from making this exact sort of decision multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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The other 8kers will kill you by coincidence or accident, or because you're careless. K2 is holding a *grudge*. There has been one human in all recorded history of mountaineering who K2 liked enough to let him pull off a miracle and save like five other people. Everyone else is a valid target.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Gandalf, lord of the rings
I think consent is important and if a mountain says "no" I respect that boundary
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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"In being wrong, we were more right than ever before" ass post
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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this fuckin clown
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Lincoln’s original proclamation of Thanksgiving Day from 1863 doesn’t really go into colonist-native relations, but it does recommend “humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience.” www.battlefields.org/learn/primar...
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Fun legal case for the NIMBY haters.

In Northcrest Neighbours v. City of Peterborough a group of neighbours tried to stop a 52 unit supportive housing project.
1/6
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Corollary to my Star Trek theory of every episode being a different timeline, every movie of every series is a different timeline
No. The correct way to understand this is to stop trying to make things fit together. You can watch different people playing Sherlock Holmes, in entirely different stories, without trying to make it add up. Stories are a dressing up box, not a jigsaw.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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In a shocking turn of events, Black Bolt is the first American comic book character to play in the Japanese league, in return for Shonen Jump selling Mash Burnedead to Marvel.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
the end comes soon we hear drums drums in the deep.
they are coming
you know in dwarven society "go to hell" has gotta be something like "get flung into the heavens"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Draft Changes in total:

Spider-Man --> DC
Nightwing --> Marvel
Green Arrow --> Marvel
Ms. Marvel --> DC (for Teen Titans re-reboot)
Ghostmaker and Batman Inc. --> Marvel
Moon Knight and The Midnight Mission (ft. Tigra) --> DC

Black Adam --> Image Comics
Peni Parker --> Toei International
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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there appears to be a discourse brewing about "American" as a demonym for people from the USA. That's stupid. Americans are called Americans because "America" is in the name of the country they're from.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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when even Jerry's like wtf
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Atlantic is cooked
A racist TV show made with the assistance of Sora has attracted millions of viewers. Tyler Austin Harper argues that it could be “the harbinger of a new entertainment landscape where extremist AI shows will jockey for our attention with more anodyne ones”:
The Will Stancil Show Could Be the Future
A racist TV series making fun of a minor social-media celebrity has attracted millions of viewers—and demonstrates the alarming possibilities of AI.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This is a truly strange fact that my internet is provided by a former shareware/freeware downloads company
Funny story

Tucows is my broadband provider
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Tom King’s Spider-Man: Peter Parker suddenly has strong feelings about American Empire
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Back in my day, you pirated things because you were cheap and would rather spend your money on beer and so instead you’d download things off the illicit file sharing site that people ran on the university network
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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~* it’s beginning to look a lot like gay cardinal season *~
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM