Numbers Fuckstein’s Monster
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Numbers Fuckstein’s Monster
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He/they, Jewish, Sussex born Sussex bred, statistics are fun. "Another English communist with absolutely nothing useful to say." All views not my own; they are the views of Lionel Thrope, 27 The Rushes, Upper Dicker, as part of a complex outsourcing scheme
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I suspect they're delaying it because its mental and unworkable - and is clearly aimed at the exclusion of trans, and gender conforming people, from society.
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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You’d never see this level of propaganda from *my* country’s state broadcaster 😏
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Cause of death: laughing at someone claiming that Starmer is the “most successful PM in living memory”.
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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We need a word to describe how the media makes sure that it sets its own news agenda on TDOR, trans day of visibility, Pride Month, and the anniversary of Brianna Ghey’s murder. It happens every year, and it’s shameless.

I’d like to propose: “flooding” - like “flooding the zone”.
This is how the media mark Trans Day of Remembrance in the UK
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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like, in what universe is the response to "there are a great deal more intellectual disabilities than previously thought" the idea that the policy solution is to keep them from being scientists
the thing which gives the game away on scientific racism is that if we discovered an island where everyone was gravely intellectually disabled and some guy said, "great, let's make them our slaves," we would beat him to death with hammers but if you say that about actual people it's taken seriously
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Remember when the finale of this show ended with every character looking down the camera lens and saying ”this is about the Metropolitan Police, every plot point in the last six seasons is based on a real-life police scandal” and then the newspapers decided it was actually about Boris Johnson
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Hellboy 'Pancakes' by Mike Mignola (two-page story, Dark Horse Presents [Jr.] Annual 1999).
May 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Turns out being a leftist involved a commitment to a (admittedly wide) set of ideological commitments & isnt, in fact, just being cool & hot.

Which we are but posers think that’s all it is.
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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-The Scarlett Witch after Betsy Braddock cut her off in traffic.
no more Britain
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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if we have a boy we're naming it Frankenstein and if we have a girl we're naming it Bride Of Frankenstein
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Fedora wearing Captain Obvious has waited his whole life for a moment like this.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I’d remind you what ultimately became of Nixon, a president who tried to hide his crimes in the face of mass public scrutiny.
lot of people on this app seem really committed to the notion that nothing damaging will come out of the Epstein files.

let yourself hope a little! it’s free!
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Over on Threads there's discourse about some 28 year-old unschooled woman not knowing that Anne Frank died because her mother left the upsetting parts out of history when teaching her, and that would be an excellent example of why unschooling is frequently a fancy word for educational neglect.
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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i cant stress enough how much of the islamophobia among people who are otherwise liberal is literally just about israel. so many people are willing to dislocate their entire moral compass to preserve a particular delusion and it just makes me sad
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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That American politics went off the rails after Barack Obama and British ethnonationalism has reared its head after Rishi Sunak is the real tell about how committed some people are to integration and post racial politics.
A country where Sadiq Khan can lead London, Humza Yousaf can lead Scotland, and Rishi Sunak can lead Britain is a country where the racists had *lost*. So much of this vicious bile has come directly after that and almost no one seems to draw the connection
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I disagree. It’s central to the country’s bad vibes that we cut state support for the working poor and have compensated for that, poorly, by shunting some of the costs onto businesses and the rest onto to telling the people who have lost out “life’s tough, adapt”.
Weird thing: the UK minimum wage has risen against inflation for years. It's now really high. Millions of people are earning more than they were as a direct result of this policy. And the impact on the vibes of the country is… entirely absent?
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.

Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Curacao has made history by becoming the smallest nation by population to qualify for a World Cup.
Curaçao makes history as smallest nation by population to qualify for a World Cup
Curaçao has made history by becoming the smallest nation by population to qualify for a World Cup. On Tuesday, it secured a 0-0 draw with Jamaica, finishing atop Group B with 12 points.
bit.ly
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Seriously - if any of your social media companies informs you that stuff from your accounts has been turned over in compliance with a federal grand jury subpoena, SHUT THE FUCK UP IMMEDIATELY and stay shut up until you consult an attorney. Who will also tell you to stfu, but professionally.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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[dying] Bruce you’re gonna be okay

I’ll avenge you dad

Don’t worry son be good for Alfred

I’m gonna dress up like a Bat, father

I … what

I’ll fight clowns for you

A lot of blood … Am I hallucinating

Instead of getting married I will practice defusing exploding mechanical penguins I love you
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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So, here's the problem I have with all this outrage over Trump's comments about Khashoggi: it feels performative. Liberals who are mad at Trump over his comments spent a lot of time justifying Biden's meeting with the same murderer making realpolitik excuses that were identical to "things happen."
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM