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A 188 calorie Floater Coffee listed on the menu of Toby Carvery
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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My cat watching me put fresh litter in his tray so he can immediately take a shit
Donald Trump squints and looks serious at something in the distance
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Never fails
Skeet by me! The universal sign that you're about to read some utter horseshit: Writer (The Atlantic).
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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FIFA giving Trump his trophy
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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stefmowords.bsky.social
something a bit different for number 3

I got 5 tidings of comfort and joy on it
DJ Stef Mo on Instagram: "it's the third mix of #christmas feels like it comes earlier every year I got 5 tidings"
6 likes, 6 comments - djstefmo on December 5, 2025: "it's the third mix of #christmas feels like it comes earlier every year I got 5 tidings".
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December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
katamaridumassy.bsky.social
Ridiculous pricing even without factoring in the possibility of being disappeared by ICE
General admission tickets are being split into four categories, with those for the first match in the USA costing between $560 (£417) and $2,235 (£1,662). The cheapest ticket for the 2026 final costs $2,030 (£1,510), and the most expensive is $6,000 (£4,462). Hospitality tickets, meanwhile, are yet to go on sale but will almost certainly be priced significantly higher.
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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marcusjdl.bsky.social
Everyone’s talking about whether Farage was racist to schoolchildren as a boy when he was racist to schoolchildren THIS WEEK. All the kids who are of reading age can read what he says about them.
scotnational.bsky.social The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 2d
John Swinney has responded to Nigel Farage's attack on Glasgow schoolchildren, calling it 'quite simply racist'
John Swinney responds to Nigel Farage's 'racist' attack on Glasgow schoolchildren
www.thenational.scot
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
katamaridumassy.bsky.social
My partner drew this masterpiece at work
A drawing of Michael Caine as Scrooge from The Muppet Christmas Carol on a whiteboard. He is saying “Bah Humbug” and has a candy cane tie. The caption reads ‘Michael Candy-Cain’
December 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
katamaridumassy.bsky.social
It’s genuinely hilarious that he forgets his point midway through this part and lurches from ‘Bernard Manning was bad and racist’ to ‘Bernard Manning is a victim of political correctness gone mad’
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Mark Hamill as a vampire in What We Do in the Shadows
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/LegalAdviceUK by user Fun-Blueberry-2147. The post describes that the user’s sister, who has schizophrenia, admitted herself to the hospital after believing someone was communicating with her through her smart fridge, which turned out to be an LED screen advertisement. The post explains that she spent two days under monitoring with medication adjustments and that the specific ad she saw included her name, making it especially distressing. The user questions the legality of such targeted or unsettling ads on smart appliances in the UK.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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seamas.bsky.social
I wrote this about the UK government appeasing the far right in February.

www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
You say you recognise ‘legitimate concerns’ and take a tougher line on, say, refugees. You accept the far right’s entirely false premise that immigrants increase crime, that the housing crisis is due to migrants rather than your own bad policies, or that foreigners are swamping the health service, rather than holding it up with their bare hands in the face of your own drastic underfunding of the system. And you become less popular. You, the sensible moderate, continue to slide in the polls against the very parties whose policies you were trying to steal. A sizeable number of your own base are appalled, and you have failed to impress a single racist. Because everywhere, from France to Germany to the Netherlands to the UK, as with Fanta and its supermarket imitators, it turns out people prefer the original to the copy. You’ve driven away your traditional base, while sanitising the racism of the far right for low information voters, who now consider them more reasonable. You have moved the sensible middle position toward the far right – where you now stand, boxed in, by the ghouls you've just baptised as moderates. And the slide continues. Because you cannot placate these people. You cannot reach an end. Round up every refugee in camps and they'll want the next cruelty. Their concerns are not about society, the economy or public safety, they're an ever-moving target of fear and hatred that cannot be sated, it must be challenged. And now it’s too late, because you thought that you - and you alone! - would be the first centrist to steal the fascist’s lunch by agreeing with them rather than fighting them with every fibre of your being.
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
katamaridumassy.bsky.social
Sure, owning physical media sounds like a good solution, but it’s burdensome when you’re part of a generation that has to move frequently because you rent your home, or you have little space because you house share/flat share/live with parent/s
john-self.bsky.social John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 4d
I had no idea Friends was still such a *thing*. Do the babies protesting about it leaving Netflix know you can buy the complete series on DVD for £35, which is a few months' Netflix sub?
I won’t be there for you: Friends leaves Netflix – and outrages fans
After a decade, millennials’ favourite comfort watch is dropping off the streamer, prompting threats of cancelled subscriptions. But will it really vanish?
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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[Middle-aged man on the internet voice] No *Broken* Boys
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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After 11 days of Black Friday, it’s nice to find ourselves on day 3 of Cyber Monday
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Squidward Tentacles in a darkened room, captioned ‘Me, who still buys music in 2024,’ looks out of his window at SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star running with gay abandon, captioned ‘All my friends sharing their Spotify Wrapped’
December 4, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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ONE BEAN
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
A still from the video to In The End, with Chester singing close to the camera. A bunch of bowls of beans are flying around.
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
katamaridumassy.bsky.social
I consider myself a libertarian, by which I mean I think it’s a gross overreach of power for the government or the legislature to dictate who clubs can and can’t have as members
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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It’s been a wild ride seeing the same blokes who used to proclaim that ‘feminism is cancer’ on the internet now pretend they’re profoundly concerned for the safety of women
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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we're all thinking it
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Increasingly wondering if Jonathan Liew was being wasted in the sports pages. This is excellent. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Won’t somebody please think of Britain’s poor £2m homeowners? Oh, wait – everyone already is | Jonathan Liew
Contrast the furious reaction to Rachel Reeves’s ‘mansion tax’ to the response offered to those living with real housing injustice: indifference, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Your first thought after being woken up at 3am when you live in a houseshare
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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the poster for Balto, edited to say Balatro
April 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM