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New holiday Normal Men! Gobbling mail with male goblin @golikehellmachine.com. @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social sticks to his guns on stuffing, @ed3d.net has the historical pie perspective, @peark.es gets your goose, and everyone solves drunk-uncle racism.
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-u3xxn...
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-u3xxn...
i am disappointed in you, indiana questioner, on the gravy recipe. gravy needs drippings. and you should know that as a midwesterner
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ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i don’t like it but i will be your agent, dunkies
The year is 3025. The American empire has fallen. In its place a loose confederation of confections emerged. This is Donut world.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i don’t like it but i will be your agent, dunkies
pocket the money and just go stick your head in a beehive
Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’
Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’
The puffy, artificial look is rising in popularity - thanks to Maga elite such as Kristi Noem and Matt Gaetz
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
pocket the money and just go stick your head in a beehive
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Worse, they're made of oyster stuffing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Worse, they're made of oyster stuffing.
“seppos”: you’re an australian pretending to be cockney online after your daily routine of harassing “abos”
"Americans": inaccurate, chauvinist ❌
"USians": clunky, twee ❌
"Seppos": literally perfect, no drawbacks ✔️
"USians": clunky, twee ❌
"Seppos": literally perfect, no drawbacks ✔️
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“seppos”: you’re an australian pretending to be cockney online after your daily routine of harassing “abos”
when i hear “USian” all i hear is “you’re a little western european tankie mad that your left parties are even shittier than ours and you live vicariously through american tankie podcasts”
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
when i hear “USian” all i hear is “you’re a little western european tankie mad that your left parties are even shittier than ours and you live vicariously through american tankie podcasts”
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If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
hell, human history
"the economic response to the pandemic really worked. Indeed, there is a good case that it was the most successful example of countercyclical policy in US history." jwmason.org/slackwire/at...
At Groundwork: Lessons from the September Jobs Report – J. W. Mason
jwmason.org
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
hell, human history
i am disappointed in you, indiana questioner, on the gravy recipe. gravy needs drippings. and you should know that as a midwesterner
New holiday Normal Men! Gobbling mail with male goblin @golikehellmachine.com. @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social sticks to his guns on stuffing, @ed3d.net has the historical pie perspective, @peark.es gets your goose, and everyone solves drunk-uncle racism.
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-u3xxn...
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-u3xxn...
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
i am disappointed in you, indiana questioner, on the gravy recipe. gravy needs drippings. and you should know that as a midwesterner
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New holiday Normal Men! Gobbling mail with male goblin @golikehellmachine.com. @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social sticks to his guns on stuffing, @ed3d.net has the historical pie perspective, @peark.es gets your goose, and everyone solves drunk-uncle racism.
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-u3xxn...
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-u3xxn...
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
New holiday Normal Men! Gobbling mail with male goblin @golikehellmachine.com. @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social sticks to his guns on stuffing, @ed3d.net has the historical pie perspective, @peark.es gets your goose, and everyone solves drunk-uncle racism.
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-u3xxn...
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-u3xxn...
the last time clark county, nv, voted for a republican the berlin wall still existed
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the last time clark county, nv, voted for a republican the berlin wall still existed
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thanks to our copyeditor we did not proclaim today that Beijing's position is that China belongs to Taiwan.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
thanks to our copyeditor we did not proclaim today that Beijing's position is that China belongs to Taiwan.
“we kept our tax pledge we shouldn’t have made in the first place by ACKSHULLY just changing the thresholds instead of the rates”
they’re gonna make farage emperor
they’re gonna make farage emperor
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“we kept our tax pledge we shouldn’t have made in the first place by ACKSHULLY just changing the thresholds instead of the rates”
they’re gonna make farage emperor
they’re gonna make farage emperor
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KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH
for some reason instagram is sending me marco pierre white videos and this guy is so ripe for parody
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
for some reason instagram is sending me marco pierre white videos and this guy is so ripe for parody
i want all of you to spend your afternoon imagining rfk - yes, with the voice - berating a turkey rancher (farmer? grower? idk) into feeding our tremendous turkeys "beef smoothies". happy thanksgiving
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i want all of you to spend your afternoon imagining rfk - yes, with the voice - berating a turkey rancher (farmer? grower? idk) into feeding our tremendous turkeys "beef smoothies". happy thanksgiving
finally, the worst, most obnoxious late-90s film franchise will be respected again
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
finally, the worst, most obnoxious late-90s film franchise will be respected again
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objectively speaking this is impossibly funny. state media is all going to be shit that Trump watches on Tivo for movie night
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
objectively speaking this is impossibly funny. state media is all going to be shit that Trump watches on Tivo for movie night
every day on this app we are assaulted by the worst people in that terrible “city” - a place that somehow makes me grateful for the existence of boston and philly
I regret to inform you there is more Olivia Newzzi: the print VF will feature a nude portrait by artist Isabelle Brourman that is also destined for Art Basel Miami Beach. Notably, its inclusion appears be a surprise to VF staff. VF looking worse and worse here. www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
every day on this app we are assaulted by the worst people in that terrible “city” - a place that somehow makes me grateful for the existence of boston and philly
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i bet rfk likes stuffing
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i bet rfk likes stuffing
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like zoinks scoob, it's old man winters from the carnival
The depositions from the batshit CBP and ICE officials in Chicago have been unsealed. Here's how Russ Hott denied actually knowing anything about one of the weirder claims they made: that a protestor had ripped someone's beard off.
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
like zoinks scoob, it's old man winters from the carnival
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They were at J6 and will now be working for DHS
President Donald Trump plans to bestow ceremonial pardons on Tuesday on two turkeys named Waddle and Gobble. He will then fly to his private Florida resort on Tuesday to celebrate Thanksgiving. https://to.pbs.org/4ohuCva
WATCH LIVE: Trump pardons turkeys Gobble and Waddle for Thanksgiving
Waddle and Gobble, the two birds that will be spared from the dinner table, enjoyed luxury hotel accommodations ahead of their White House visit.
to.pbs.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
They were at J6 and will now be working for DHS
