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Coach Finstock
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Football. Basketball. Cream cheese.

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If you only like sports, you will be annoyed by my political posting. If you only like political posting, you will be annoyed by my sports posting.

Basically if you follow me you are guaranteed to be annoyed.
This was literally a Parks & Rec joke
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Lemme tell you when someone likes shit you like that you're real nerdy about I'm going all out to help out. In the pre-internet days I was working at a Recordtown that mostly sold only mainstream shit. Some kid came in asking about Sunny Day Real Estate and I was all
December 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The students at selective public high schools throughout America, and their parents, would like a word.
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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ok if you like this post and then immediately every picture of me in my media tab i have to block you. im under no illusions but still. let’s all conduct ourselves with a smidge more dignity
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Someone leaked me minutes from the first meeting
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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oh damn, rag doll physics crazy in real life
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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True
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In case you need to dress a bullet wound or come down with malaria in the Battle for Cracker Barrel here are three different antibiotics and for an extra $50
you get The Cauterizer shipped overnight for free
now we have dr drew pitching a cold & flu kit on ESPN 2 that includes ivermectin FFS
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Patrick mid at Double Dragon too. At best
[solemnly]

Patrick Mahomes' and Lamar Jackson's QBERT ratings are both in decline.
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Zach Woods is a funny motherfucker.
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Everyone's Gram got one of these jawns packed with buttons and knicknacks but the cookies themselves are fire and don't get nearly enough love. $5 for this tin at Food 4 Less. Baller time.
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial."

"Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
He's right tho I think the cutoff is like 32, up until then you are not too old for shit, but as you creep on 35 you can use being too old to avoid shit; it is an accepted excuse or explanation for not wanting to get into or deal with whatever shit is happening or about to happen
Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Trump: New phone who dis
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Which teams go for it when they should.

Every time I post this I'm shocked by Shanhan/McVay.

Pete Carroll!
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Anyone else getting a notification bug where it says 1 even though there are more? Updated and all. Hm.
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Dude had a purple Pantera in my neighborhood back in the day
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The only people who act like this don't watch sports and have never played a sport in their lives. These are the biggest wet bitches, the whiny fucks who would get their shit wrecked if just one person were to haul off on them
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Philly is America's greatest city
If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The extra inning game winning World Series homerun is number 2 lol
Top Plays of 2025: No. 2

Will Smith hits a go-ahead home run in the 11th inning of World Series Game 7!
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Every CEO: But Donald Trump and the NYT and Fox News and Newsmax told me everyone loved AI
mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The internet's pal @kevinmkruse.bsky.social said a thing the other day that got me thinking about the dissembling rhetoric of white flight being ripped out of GOP discourse at about the same rate that an adult reasoning capacity is being stripped from Trump's brain and how shitty reality is for it.
The Sheriff of Sundown City - Truthdig
As the final regulators burn out of the machine, Trump's mental retrogression has no limit but his expiration date.
www.truthdig.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM