rax ‘levon honkers’ king
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social
Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
there are people who think i’m joking or being hyperbolic. no. this is the literal, unexaggerated thing he’s doing with his time
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
there are people who think i’m joking or being hyperbolic. no. this is the literal, unexaggerated thing he’s doing with his time
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
jealousy psychiatrist
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It is December which means that it is once again time to share that the Yiddish word for marshmallow is “shney-kishele,” literally LITTLE SNOW PILLOW
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It is December which means that it is once again time to share that the Yiddish word for marshmallow is “shney-kishele,” literally LITTLE SNOW PILLOW
i hear men have gotten carried away with their penis lies. back in my day an averagely endowed fella would claim 8”, a decent & respectable lie. but my friends in the sex app mines say the penis lie inflation is out of control. one guy was apparently claiming 10” for a subway half-footer at best
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i hear men have gotten carried away with their penis lies. back in my day an averagely endowed fella would claim 8”, a decent & respectable lie. but my friends in the sex app mines say the penis lie inflation is out of control. one guy was apparently claiming 10” for a subway half-footer at best
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sorry if i’m posting way too much today btw sean went out for the afternoon without putting anything stimulating in my enclosure 😔
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
sorry if i’m posting way too much today btw sean went out for the afternoon without putting anything stimulating in my enclosure 😔
we don’t have to listen to quentin tarantino btw he doesn’t even make movies anymore. he just writes weird romance novels about the brad pitt character from once upon a time in hollywood
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
we don’t have to listen to quentin tarantino btw he doesn’t even make movies anymore. he just writes weird romance novels about the brad pitt character from once upon a time in hollywood
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December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
out: “t slur”
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while i was reading this post a guy on the sleepy residential street right outside my window was honking his car horn no fewer than eighteen times for no appreciable reason so yeah i think it’s getting worse
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
while i was reading this post a guy on the sleepy residential street right outside my window was honking his car horn no fewer than eighteen times for no appreciable reason so yeah i think it’s getting worse
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This usually brings me to IHOP and of course the post IHOP regrets
the Waffle House Paradox is this. often i, in new york, yearn to eat at Waffle House, whose territory does not extend this far north. but relenting to my desire for a local Waffle House would degrade the beauty of the place, which is partly in its highly localized inaccessibility
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This usually brings me to IHOP and of course the post IHOP regrets
i can’t take these guys seriously man. i know i should. i know being a cringe ass dorkazoid has never stopped anyone from committing crimes against humanity before. but cmon. ‘masculine leadership’ from a guy whose whole job in life is Founding Softwares
it does feel like an intense societal problem that the founder of palantir, the biggest survellience company, thinks like this
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i can’t take these guys seriously man. i know i should. i know being a cringe ass dorkazoid has never stopped anyone from committing crimes against humanity before. but cmon. ‘masculine leadership’ from a guy whose whole job in life is Founding Softwares
lotta jumpscares to be had from this image for the thrill seekers among you
you know it smells like old people makeup in there
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
lotta jumpscares to be had from this image for the thrill seekers among you
just got an email that this one store’s black friday sale will end on monday. ‘last chance!’ the email threatened. so you’re telling me your ‘black friday sale’ is ten days long
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
just got an email that this one store’s black friday sale will end on monday. ‘last chance!’ the email threatened. so you’re telling me your ‘black friday sale’ is ten days long
it’s like…intensely deranging the extent to which we’re no longer beholden to things the way they really happened lol 🤡
What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
it’s like…intensely deranging the extent to which we’re no longer beholden to things the way they really happened lol 🤡
the Waffle House Paradox is this. often i, in new york, yearn to eat at Waffle House, whose territory does not extend this far north. but relenting to my desire for a local Waffle House would degrade the beauty of the place, which is partly in its highly localized inaccessibility
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
the Waffle House Paradox is this. often i, in new york, yearn to eat at Waffle House, whose territory does not extend this far north. but relenting to my desire for a local Waffle House would degrade the beauty of the place, which is partly in its highly localized inaccessibility
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love my people so much
ahh man this one always hits
you jerk you didn’t call me up (bernadette mayer)
![Sonnet] You jerk you didn't call me up
BY BERNADETTE MAYER
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You jerk you didn't call me up
I haven't seen you in so long
You probably have a fucking tan
& besides that instead of making love tonight
You're drinking your parents to the airport
I'm through with you bourgeois boys
All you ever do is go back to ancestral comforts
Only money can get—even Catullus was rich but
Nowadays you guys settle for a couch
By a soporific color cable t.v. set
Instead of any arc of love, no wonder
The G.I. Joe team blows it every other time
Wake up! It's the middle of the night
You can either make love or die at the hands of the Cobra Commander](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5x4p5tgshfa7xef6f3jrv34h/bafkreidhkxophamwcijrapfjmi22albprvkbypkbsjhgx6n7njl4fpkiei@jpeg)
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
ahh man this one always hits
than gin-&-limes you are cooler, darling, o come back to me (john berryman)
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
than gin-&-limes you are cooler, darling, o come back to me (john berryman)
MOON
GO LOOK AT MOON
GO LOOK AT MOON
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
MOON
GO LOOK AT MOON
GO LOOK AT MOON
the guy from eighth grade who asked in front of everybody if i was planning to wear a bikini to our school’s end of year pool party and then said ‘because if i have to look at that i’m just not gonna go’
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
the guy from eighth grade who asked in front of everybody if i was planning to wear a bikini to our school’s end of year pool party and then said ‘because if i have to look at that i’m just not gonna go’
some actor who looked a lot like mel brooks had a cameo in Death By Lightning so i googled to see if it was him and got this really helpful search result
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
some actor who looked a lot like mel brooks had a cameo in Death By Lightning so i googled to see if it was him and got this really helpful search result
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Great news for me, terrible news for @raxkingisdead.bsky.social
New Baldness Drug Boosted Hair Growth by 539% in Trials — The topical medication, called Clascoterone, could represent the first truly novel drug for male pattern baldness seen in about 30 years. https://ranked.news/eng/new-baldness-drug-boosted-hair-growth-by-539-in-trials?u=b
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Great news for me, terrible news for @raxkingisdead.bsky.social
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
you know what’s missing in music these days, is the deedle-dee. like ‘lord i was born a ramblin man [DEEDLE-DEE].’ or ‘workin for the clampdown [DEEDLE-DEE].’ i know this is chopped as hell of me but the deedle-dees are the best part of every song they’re in so 🤷♀️
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
you know what’s missing in music these days, is the deedle-dee. like ‘lord i was born a ramblin man [DEEDLE-DEE].’ or ‘workin for the clampdown [DEEDLE-DEE].’ i know this is chopped as hell of me but the deedle-dees are the best part of every song they’re in so 🤷♀️
i love to go to the gym and beat the hell out of my own Ass
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
i love to go to the gym and beat the hell out of my own Ass