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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱
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Poster of posts. Comparative politics, memes, and the occasional update about my ducks. Bluesky's premier advocate for Bushidoliberalism 🫡 🗡️⛩️

Designs (mostly) inspired by and derived from 19th century political Americana at 👁 wideawakes.army 👁
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"what's bushidoliberalism?" basically this but instead of an emperor the object of reverence is the constitution and trans rights
"but the polls" that's funny cause I just asked my egregore friend here in the astral plane and he didn't get called by these so-called pollsters I tell ya hwat
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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It is hilarious that he/they made Mike stand there and hold the phone. There several other ways they could have set that up that would have been less awkward.

Speaker of the fucking House reduced to standing their nodding as a stage prop while Trump rambles.
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We're gonna win TN-07
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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This asshole’s bad paper should’ve gotten maybe a D according to rubric, but immediately running to the media should get a “fuck you, now the zero stands” response.
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Have we considered everything's being made fake-ornate and spray-painted gold because they're getting a Temu-tier 40k Golden Throne setup going
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Bro how bad does he have to be if he can't even go to a rally in Tennessee
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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oh my god
Wild advertisement on YouTube
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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saw this photo just now on CNN’s year in pictures

such a perfect snapshot of America…two old white men who can’t even walk celebrating as they wreak havoc on the republic, knowing they won’t be around to suffer the consequences of their actions
Sen. Mitch McConnell and Sen. Jim Justice high five as they wheel by at the Senate subway elevator.
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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The only people who endlessly complain about color revolutions are dipshit leftie campists and Q-pilled right-wingers and the thing they have in common is they're both huffing Russian propaganda
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This is the language of a color revolution where you're calling on military men and women to disobey orders."
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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TPUSA have been at this long enough that the default assumption of their involvement in literally anything that has to do with college campuses should be an assumption of bad faith based on a long and well-documented history of bad faith actions
Assumption of good faith is a solid heuristic.

But also "assumptions" are guesses you make before you have the evidence. You are allowed to retract good faith once more evidence arises.

But also, you shouldn't assume good faith from folks who are your avowed enemies.
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Do you think Charlie Kirk's kids are calling JD Vance 'dad' yet?
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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so it was a cranial mri and it came back extremely dirty
*LEAVITT SAYS HER TEAM IS RELEASING TRUMP MRI RESULTS
*LEAVITT: TRUMP MRI WAS PREVENTATIVE CARDIOVASCULAR IMAGING
*LEAVITT: TRUMP'S CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM SHOWS EXCELLENT HEALTH
*LEAVITT: TRUMP ABDOMINAL IMAGING PERFECTLY NORMAL
*LEAVITT: EVERYTHING EVALUATED IS FUNCTIONING W/ NORMAL LIMITS
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Pete Hegseth is the very model of The Most Toxic O-4 You've Ever Met
Pete Hegseth responded to all this with the smirking, adolescent sadism of a schoolyard bully pulling the legs off of a spider. Now juxtapose this with the horror experienced by a source who saw the imagery of the men being blown apart in the water:

newrepublic.com/article/2037...
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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If Hegseth gave the order (of course he did) all Bradley has to do is testify to that effect to significantly reduce his own sentence when the time comes.
Bradley going to learn how far being an apolitical military professional gets you (not very)
The fall guy. Though he is probably also guilty of first degree murder.
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it

the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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we have to build the apparatus of public virtue, is the thing
response to Hegseth has been a full on "doesn't look like anything to me" from the entire fucking apparatus of public virtue, and wherever the fuck we go from here has to take that into account
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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exactly the organ we had in mind
WHITE HOUSE ON MRI: CARDIAC IMAGING WAS NORMAL
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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We need to make a bigger issue of what Elon and Trump did when they destroyed USAID.

The latest for my newsletter:
Crimes against humanity
We need to make a bigger issue of what happened to the world when Elon Musk decimated USAID.
madness.ghost.io
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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this is at least the second time he’s claimed he doesn’t know anything about a pardon he has ostensibly signed, and i feel like that’s two times too many without a follow up question from the press corpse
talking to reporters last night, Trump claimed of Hegseth's double tap strike that "I don't know anything about it," then moments later claimed "I don't who you're talking about" when asked his plan to pardon the former Honduran president
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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so it is very apparent that

1) You are not going to be able to know for sure who or where an order came from, much less if it is legal

2) The President and SecDef will disavow any order that retroactively proves to be unpopular or risky
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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This year has made it so blindingly obvious that news medias "the presidency is too important to be left in the hands of an elderly elected official" crusade wasnt about any sort of actual merits and was instead entirely about aesthetics and furthering personal vendettas
Still funny the trump presidency is exactly what republicans and the press claimed the Biden presidency was
Trump’s echo chamber:

Very little U.S travel

No rallies or contact with supporters

Right-wing media

Dinners with rich donors and billionaires

Truth Social

Lack of staff to tell him no www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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The lack of any Russian disarmament kinda gives away the game in this one
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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i get the joke but think people underestimate the number of Christians who want to have sex with Jesus

like, this is a venerable tradition! all the way back through the Middle Ages!
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
THE WORK STATION 👁️
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM