GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
@golikehellmachine.com
anarchist hellscape warlord arbitration consultant. drummer in tragic lovers. writes WORK IS FOUR LETTERS, DOGE IS FOUR LETTERS, poster emeritus for NORMAL MEN.
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doing some PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS planning by making a costco list
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
doing some PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS planning by making a costco list
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this is a ska band
January 25, 2026 at 8:53 PM
this is a ska band
constantly putting bovino out there to tell obvious and insulting lies to an increasingly unfriendly press and an outright hostile citizenry is a reminder that no one running this show has ever run for elected office
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 25, 2026 at 8:18 PM
constantly putting bovino out there to tell obvious and insulting lies to an increasingly unfriendly press and an outright hostile citizenry is a reminder that no one running this show has ever run for elected office
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
night flight fucking rules because you can catch an LA rams pop rap video from 1986 that’s so fucking inexplicable that it makes you feel like you’re doing drugs even if you’re mostly sober
January 25, 2026 at 7:30 AM
night flight fucking rules because you can catch an LA rams pop rap video from 1986 that’s so fucking inexplicable that it makes you feel like you’re doing drugs even if you’re mostly sober
time to be offline
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 AM
time to be offline
it’s not necessarily that i expected better of tim cook out of the tech lords, but he may have sold his soul at the lowest price.
On tonight’s White House agenda:
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 3:18 AM
it’s not necessarily that i expected better of tim cook out of the tech lords, but he may have sold his soul at the lowest price.
that was dumb, i don’t actually want to talk to any of you about any of this, lol.
January 25, 2026 at 3:10 AM
that was dumb, i don’t actually want to talk to any of you about any of this, lol.
this is how it’s going to have to be, and how major movements have always been
Citizens are in the driver's seat now imho. It's cool if some politicians are quicker on the uptake than others but they are following us now, I'm not waiting for them anymore
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
this is how it’s going to have to be, and how major movements have always been
feels like everyone could use a disco bar dog at the moment
January 25, 2026 at 2:10 AM
feels like everyone could use a disco bar dog at the moment
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Glory to the martyrs who defend the republic
Alex Pretti grew up in Green Bay, Wisconsin, where he played football, baseball and ran track for Preble High School. He was a Boy Scout and sang in the Green Bay Boy Choir.
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The man killed by a US Border Patrol officer in Minneapolis was an ICU nurse, family says
Family members say the man who was killed by a federal officer in Minneapolis was an intensive care nurse at a U.S.
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January 25, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Glory to the martyrs who defend the republic
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
not just a mid sized urban area, but one that has remained largely peaceful under significant duress.
This is perhaps slightly off-color and a little too "big picture" for a day when something so horrifying has happened, but it is startlingly to me just how over their skis and pushed to the limits the feds are by one medium sized urban area.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 AM
not just a mid sized urban area, but one that has remained largely peaceful under significant duress.
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Wow! My job in action! This event is connected with our manuscript lending program, Manuscripts in the Curriculum, and L&C is partnering w/several area libraries to pool their manuscripts for the exhibition!
because the world doesn’t stop happening, we are watching a quartet play medieval compositions to open up an illuminated manuscript exhibition out at lewis and clark
January 24, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Wow! My job in action! This event is connected with our manuscript lending program, Manuscripts in the Curriculum, and L&C is partnering w/several area libraries to pool their manuscripts for the exhibition!
because the world doesn’t stop happening, we are watching a quartet play medieval compositions to open up an illuminated manuscript exhibition out at lewis and clark
January 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
because the world doesn’t stop happening, we are watching a quartet play medieval compositions to open up an illuminated manuscript exhibition out at lewis and clark
ed tearing down his driveway with a snow shovel wearing a beer helmet with monsters loaded into each side
January 24, 2026 at 10:54 PM
ed tearing down his driveway with a snow shovel wearing a beer helmet with monsters loaded into each side
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I'm seeing people mistakenly claim the gun photo was posted before today, but its just how Google sometimes dates images based on the original date of the thread its posted in, not when it was posted. The photo was posted an hour ago in this 5 day old thread
www.reddit.com/r/fivethirty...
www.reddit.com/r/fivethirty...
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I'm seeing people mistakenly claim the gun photo was posted before today, but its just how Google sometimes dates images based on the original date of the thread its posted in, not when it was posted. The photo was posted an hour ago in this 5 day old thread
www.reddit.com/r/fivethirty...
www.reddit.com/r/fivethirty...
oh, thanks for showing up, dipshit. also the “this looks like” comments are a tell, they’re trying to hedge against saying things that can be used against them in court
Noem lies shamelessly: "An individual approached order Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic gun. The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently. This looks like a situation where an individual arrived to inflict maximum damage and kill law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
oh, thanks for showing up, dipshit. also the “this looks like” comments are a tell, they’re trying to hedge against saying things that can be used against them in court
total comms breakdown, the elderly bystander president doesn’t even know what’s going on and doesn’t have control of the executive branch
January 24, 2026 at 10:31 PM
total comms breakdown, the elderly bystander president doesn’t even know what’s going on and doesn’t have control of the executive branch
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the training thing is a useful instrumental lie to hamstring DHS ability to put goons on the streets and expand legislative oversight.
it would be cool if people would recognize it as such and move on instead of arguing with every damn press statement announcing that a Senator is doing a good thing
it would be cool if people would recognize it as such and move on instead of arguing with every damn press statement announcing that a Senator is doing a good thing
January 24, 2026 at 9:45 PM
the training thing is a useful instrumental lie to hamstring DHS ability to put goons on the streets and expand legislative oversight.
it would be cool if people would recognize it as such and move on instead of arguing with every damn press statement announcing that a Senator is doing a good thing
it would be cool if people would recognize it as such and move on instead of arguing with every damn press statement announcing that a Senator is doing a good thing
my father was already on the fuck ICE train but texted to confirm it again today, white, retired, oil and gas industry engineer boomer who has lived in oklahoma for four decades
I know a lot of you are (reasonably!) skeptical, but my anecdotal evidence is that something distinctly different and horrifying happened today and Americans are acknowledging it.
Does anyone have any idea how we break the echo chambers? No Trump voter in my family will ever know what actually happened to Alex Pretti or Renee Good. They will believe the officers were justified. They will watch Fox News and that will be the end of it.
January 24, 2026 at 10:21 PM
my father was already on the fuck ICE train but texted to confirm it again today, white, retired, oil and gas industry engineer boomer who has lived in oklahoma for four decades
that’s ballgame on this
New: @cortezmasto.senate.gov is a no on the DHS funding bill.
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
that’s ballgame on this
sort of striking that noem and homan seem completely absent
January 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
sort of striking that noem and homan seem completely absent
bondi doesn’t have the authority to demand any of this, again, this is not a coordinated response, it’s every vizier for themselves
Fox News: "I've gotten my hands that AG Bondi said she sent to Gov. Tim Walz. It is strongly worded. The AG calls for the governor to support the men and women of ICE, to repeal the state's sanctuary policies, and to allow the DOJ to access state voter rolls."
January 24, 2026 at 8:18 PM
bondi doesn’t have the authority to demand any of this, again, this is not a coordinated response, it’s every vizier for themselves
miller is regularly blamed but vance is not held to any account at all for having started the chain of events that got us here
As JD Vance starts trying to play "nice Gestapo" to Steven Miller's "mean Gestapo," it's worth emphasizing that what's happening in Minnesota is a direct descendant of Vance's knowingly false racist demagoguery during the campaign. "Somalis are low-IQ thieves" is "Haitians are eating your pets."
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January 24, 2026 at 8:15 PM
miller is regularly blamed but vance is not held to any account at all for having started the chain of events that got us here