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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 1h

My “don’t worry about China, it will all be fine” shirt has people asking a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt

A tweet from Donald Trump that reads “Don’t worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment. He doesn’t want Depression for his country, and neither do I. The U.S.A. wants to help China, not hurt it!!! President DJT”

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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 6h

Dental Phantom, c.1898. Or, what it feels like to live in 2025.

The dental phantom was first created by the Glaswegian dentist Eduard Oswald Fergus a few years earlier as a tool for students to practice their craft before working on human subjects.

A metal head with a mouth wide open as if it is screaming. Inside are a full set of dentures.

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1h

for fuck’s sake the alt text is fine but if you’re posting screenshots to an article *you also need to put a link to the fucking article*

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1h

HEY THERE PORTLAND. if you’re out and about this afternoon, we are going to be playing a little shindig at @nightowl.bsky.social, who are having a little block party. we should be on around 2:30PM!

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 14h

a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !

ALT: a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !

media.tenor.com

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 14h

can’t hear you on the best coast, unlike the lesser coast, we don’t spent our days worrying about the opinions of east

Ed @ed3d.net · 14h

alright, alright, @golikehellmachine.com, I'm going to make a peace offering

you won't be Portland Inferior anymore

you'll be Transmont Portland

the other will be Cismont Portland, and this is fair and correct, because as we all know Boston is The Hub of the Solar System (also Universe)

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 17h

no you have to have the lobstah rall that’s what everyone tells me, lobstah rall

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 17h

yeah, i mean, you and i are fine on this one

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 17h

anyway if you will excuse me, i am playing a card game at a brewery, lol

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19h

if it’s portland vs. everyone than it’s portland vs. *everyone* i will take the twee and grime of west coast best coast portland over paying $2900 a month to rent a studio apartment in the most youthful and exciting part of boston, which closes at 6PM

Ed @ed3d.net · 19h

lmao my Portland Inferior mutuals have just been staked on a hill of fire ants

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18h

not anymore on the pizza, though that was true a few years ago

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18h

oh, *breweries* you say? check it out, everybody, the 2000s finally came to suburban boston!

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18h

everyone assumes it’s either 1905, 2005, or 2020 here forever, so i am going to rule a fair ball

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18h

sounds great, when i come to visit next time, we will have a lobstah roll, a single mass market beer and talk about our 401k accounts

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18h

you’re right on everything except the last part because nothing will ever top the north dakota / upper minnesota accent

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Morris Column @morriscolumn.bsky.social · 18h

Boston, which has somehow managed to assemble in one place the most annoying aspects of the British class system, Southern racism and segregation, and the least erotic accent in the English language.

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18h

that just means i can bag on him for two cities

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18h

he’s just joking around and baiting and also you’re mostly right about the last two

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19h

it is maybe competitive with us but doesn’t beat us outright

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19h

getting more of both of those every day here, too

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19h

what do you even care, you’re tucked into bed by 4PM

all hallows eve-run enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 19h

and didn’t have the butcher’s tale

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19h

Portland: What if Minneapolis was 50% more annoying?

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19h

if it’s portland vs. everyone than it’s portland vs. *everyone* i will take the twee and grime of west coast best coast portland over paying $2900 a month to rent a studio apartment in the most youthful and exciting part of boston, which closes at 6PM

Ed @ed3d.net · 19h

lmao my Portland Inferior mutuals have just been staked on a hill of fire ants

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19h

Portland: What if Minneapolis was 50% more annoying?

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19h

they take our crust punks and we take their art students, there’s a clearly superior side of this trade and mot just because we don’t have to hear upper midwest accents

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19h

Portland: What if Minneapolis was 50% more annoying?

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19h

we have had to endure 190 months of your fucking mayoral election, i don’t want to hear shit out of new york

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19h

I don’t think we should be gassing up people who live in Portland like this. You’re going to get so much bad art out of that.

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Charlie Thomas @cthomasjamh.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah- what he is committing to is transferring money from one pot to another in a way that is not normally legally allowed and then demanding the payroll system process it (with said questionable money), all in roughly 24 hours (holiday weekend) with a likely mostly furloughed office.

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 21h

they have four days to figure out how to (probably illegally) shift like ten billion dollars across a bunch of different accounts

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