GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
@golikehellmachine.com
anarchist hellscape warlord arbitration consultant. drummer in tragic lovers. writes WORK IS FOUR LETTERS, DOGE IS FOUR LETTERS, poster emeritus for NORMAL MEN.
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https://tragiclovers.bandcamp.com
anyway i decided to fuck off and wrap presents for the last couple hours and now we have a tree with presents under it, which makes a great situation better
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
anyway i decided to fuck off and wrap presents for the last couple hours and now we have a tree with presents under it, which makes a great situation better
YOUR MOVE EAST COAST
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
YOUR MOVE EAST COAST
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This does actually change the entire story. Assuming it's correct, it was an entirely lawful seizure.
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This does actually change the entire story. Assuming it's correct, it was an entirely lawful seizure.
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No, this is wrong, stop reposting this absurd and miscalculated meme.
It assumes Cratchit is working a 40 hour work week (he isn't) and that straight line inflation extrapolations over centuries are valid (they're not) and fails to understand both Victorian class and household finance.
It assumes Cratchit is working a 40 hour work week (he isn't) and that straight line inflation extrapolations over centuries are valid (they're not) and fails to understand both Victorian class and household finance.
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
No, this is wrong, stop reposting this absurd and miscalculated meme.
It assumes Cratchit is working a 40 hour work week (he isn't) and that straight line inflation extrapolations over centuries are valid (they're not) and fails to understand both Victorian class and household finance.
It assumes Cratchit is working a 40 hour work week (he isn't) and that straight line inflation extrapolations over centuries are valid (they're not) and fails to understand both Victorian class and household finance.
the judge looks straight into the camera and says he’s the exact kind of ancient immortal evil you think he is
I find it *highly* improbable that the Judge will never die for one thing and furthermore,
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the judge looks straight into the camera and says he’s the exact kind of ancient immortal evil you think he is
setting aside that the end of the movie isn’t ambiguous, it’s screamingly funny to see someone complain about ambiguity in a cormac mccarthy adaptation
so uh, the ending to NO COUNTRY isn’t ambiguous?
What's going on on that other website?
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
setting aside that the end of the movie isn’t ambiguous, it’s screamingly funny to see someone complain about ambiguity in a cormac mccarthy adaptation
loooooolllll going great i see
‘Never going to be pitch perfect’: Trump loyalists see an imperfect messenger
Trump's Pennsylvania speech demonstrated that his return to the trail is a gamble: It’s just as likely to provide Democrats campaign fodder as it is to motivate his MAGA base heading into the midterm ...
www.politico.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
loooooolllll going great i see
tbf this is a surefire way to know this bill’s dead in the water, they will *never* get 60 for this, so marshall can say whatever shit he wants about what it would hypothetically do
this is a completely bizarre political strategy, no one wants this — patients don’t want this, doctors and providers don’t want this, and united states senators who are planning to vote for absofuckinglutely do not want this
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
tbf this is a surefire way to know this bill’s dead in the water, they will *never* get 60 for this, so marshall can say whatever shit he wants about what it would hypothetically do
this is a completely bizarre political strategy, no one wants this — patients don’t want this, doctors and providers don’t want this, and united states senators who are planning to vote for absofuckinglutely do not want this
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
this is a completely bizarre political strategy, no one wants this — patients don’t want this, doctors and providers don’t want this, and united states senators who are planning to vote for absofuckinglutely do not want this
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Trimet is hiring a Site Reliability Engineer
Current Job Openings | Careers at TriMet
www.governmentjobs.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Trimet is hiring a Site Reliability Engineer
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Golikehellmachine is master of internet. Podcasts have become battlefields.
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Golikehellmachine is master of internet. Podcasts have become battlefields.
this goes beyond being untrue, this is completely fucking delusional. this was not true *anywhere* in the united states, and it was not true for *years*
ah yes, everyone remembers that moment after 9/11 where everyone got cancelled and we started the extremely woke war on terror www.piratewires.com/p/heather-co...
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
this goes beyond being untrue, this is completely fucking delusional. this was not true *anywhere* in the united states, and it was not true for *years*
me to immigration officer: no no no you need to go find the brokedick elon stephen miller cuck jokes
Imagine the poor immigration officer who has to read 5 whole years of your social media posts. You may not kill them but surely you've diminished their capacity to truly love again
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
me to immigration officer: no no no you need to go find the brokedick elon stephen miller cuck jokes
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biff poggi
BIFF POGGI
BIFF POGGI
Biff Poggi will right this ship
Statement from Michigan:
December 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
biff poggi
BIFF POGGI
BIFF POGGI
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I am extremely interested in hearing if this was the sanctioned Russian oil tanker that's been hiding out in Venezuelan waters because if it is, we're talking about something ENTIRELY different than the US Navy deciding to commit literal piracy to stroke Trump's ego.
President Trump says the US seized an oil tanker off the Venezuelan coast, amid an ongoing pressure campaign against Maduro https://cnn.it/48O2mum
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I am extremely interested in hearing if this was the sanctioned Russian oil tanker that's been hiding out in Venezuelan waters because if it is, we're talking about something ENTIRELY different than the US Navy deciding to commit literal piracy to stroke Trump's ego.
goddamn man, he looks like fucking hammered dog shit
Trump on affordability: "The word they use is a hoax because they're the ones that caused the problem. It's a hoax."
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
goddamn man, he looks like fucking hammered dog shit
these guys know galaxy brain is a perjorative, right
The scramble to launch data centers into space is heating up
The scramble to launch data centers into space is heating up
A solar startup announced plans to launch its ‘Galactic Brain.’
buff.ly
December 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
these guys know galaxy brain is a perjorative, right
good luck to the farmers who were holding out for china’s (alleged) promise to buy a billions of soybeans by the end of the year. er, end of the growing season. just another example about how the scheming viziers can’t help but step on each other’s dicks.
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
good luck to the farmers who were holding out for china’s (alleged) promise to buy a billions of soybeans by the end of the year. er, end of the growing season. just another example about how the scheming viziers can’t help but step on each other’s dicks.
lol, lmao
Drama on the House floor: Republicans don’t have the votes to pass the rule to bring up the NDAA. Currently five GOP NOs. Leadership is holding the vote open while they figure out what to do.
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
lol, lmao
it’s the flu or seasonal colds tim onion, try to have the recall of a small child and remember every other winter you have ever lived through
I absolutely fucking hate this brand of posting
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
it’s the flu or seasonal colds tim onion, try to have the recall of a small child and remember every other winter you have ever lived through
that’s like a two hour phone call for mackenzie scott, you cheap bastards
The Nike cofounder's family foundation has grown to $5.4 billion in assets, with $182 million going to University of Oregon's science campus last year.
Phil Knight foundation donated $226 million in 2024, mostly to Oregon causes
The Nike cofounder's family foundation has grown to $5.4 billion in assets, with $182 million going to University of Oregon's science campus last year.
www.oregonlive.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
that’s like a two hour phone call for mackenzie scott, you cheap bastards
LOCKE 2 looks like it’s gonna be weird
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
LOCKE 2 looks like it’s gonna be weird
the ballroom architect already quit/got fired, lol
was gonna make a joke about how that 4th of July UFC match will cheer everyone up and then I realized that by next summer the East Wing will absolutely still be just a pile of fenced-off rubble in the background
December 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
the ballroom architect already quit/got fired, lol