Joaquin Closet
@cheatlines.co
technician, artist, craftist, martian, gardener ||| Busytown, Colorado ||| ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɢᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ
Pinned
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Politics: “I’ve seen enough”
Filmmaking: “You gotta love the movys”
Filmmaking: “You gotta love the movys”
July 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Politics: “I’ve seen enough”
Filmmaking: “You gotta love the movys”
Filmmaking: “You gotta love the movys”
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Sending some new horrible thing to the National Mufo Laboratory for a full vibe screening
September 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sending some new horrible thing to the National Mufo Laboratory for a full vibe screening
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who up scaling they composites
September 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
who up scaling they composites
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I have a new most millennial opinion which is that pop songs were getting worryingly quiet and sparse there for awhile. there should be a ton of weird little noises in there. the beat should sound like a cartoon haunted house www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTMu...
Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody (Original Video)
YouTube video by Blackground Records 2.0
www.youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I have a new most millennial opinion which is that pop songs were getting worryingly quiet and sparse there for awhile. there should be a ton of weird little noises in there. the beat should sound like a cartoon haunted house www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTMu...
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I'm a cool aunt and everyone is a little bit sick of my bullshit but I clock in when it's go time. And I love glamping
August 1, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I'm a cool aunt and everyone is a little bit sick of my bullshit but I clock in when it's go time. And I love glamping
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Also I'm always saying this
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Also I'm always saying this
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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I’m too online in a very specific niche, I saw this and thought “Maryland mentioned”
60th Anniversary of the debut of Gamera! Here's a scientifically accurate, educational diagram I did for the US disc releases.
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m too online in a very specific niche, I saw this and thought “Maryland mentioned”
Now i think it's good to carve trees lol
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Now i think it's good to carve trees lol
Walk to work up our appetite
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Walk to work up our appetite
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
Pretty incredible harvest of limes from my perpetually troublemaking indoor-outdoor lime tree just in time for what somehow became a Cinco de Mayo themed micro-Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Pretty incredible harvest of limes from my perpetually troublemaking indoor-outdoor lime tree just in time for what somehow became a Cinco de Mayo themed micro-Thanksgiving
Mr. View has now brought up two times that he wore his slippers to do the Thanksgiving shopping and as a result was too embarrassed to ask the guy who appears to work 20 hour days at the Mexican grocery store for help
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Mr. View has now brought up two times that he wore his slippers to do the Thanksgiving shopping and as a result was too embarrassed to ask the guy who appears to work 20 hour days at the Mexican grocery store for help
Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard:
- JSX and Aero, public charter not-airlines that fly old Embraers as pseudo-private jets
- JSX and Aero, public charter not-airlines that fly old Embraers as pseudo-private jets
Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard
- Quince cheese, a traditional jelly dessert made from quince (a small hard fruit related to pears and apples)
- Quince cheese, a traditional jelly dessert made from quince (a small hard fruit related to pears and apples)
Baader-Meinhof Leaaderboard
- "Fox on the Run", a 1974 song by Sweet, which is entirely different from "Fox on the Run", a 1969 song by Manfred Mann which became a modern bluegrass standard
- "Fox on the Run", a 1974 song by Sweet, which is entirely different from "Fox on the Run", a 1969 song by Manfred Mann which became a modern bluegrass standard
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard:
- JSX and Aero, public charter not-airlines that fly old Embraers as pseudo-private jets
- JSX and Aero, public charter not-airlines that fly old Embraers as pseudo-private jets
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A commercial so good it can't be contained in just one screenshot.
February 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A commercial so good it can't be contained in just one screenshot.
Hmm
They should invent a library that serves beers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hmm
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Misty view name Austin Princess
December 5, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Misty view name Austin Princess
James Would
I feel like James May would be very into the idea of Misty names
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
James Would
Thia goes crazy sorry
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Thia goes crazy sorry
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@cheatlines.co new misty name Montina Corlon (idk what it's a pun on but it *feels* right)
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
@cheatlines.co new misty name Montina Corlon (idk what it's a pun on but it *feels* right)
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*regretfully* just like me fr... just like me fr... just like me fr...
January 5, 2024 at 1:31 AM
*regretfully* just like me fr... just like me fr... just like me fr...
Its called a James maysona and its valid
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Its called a James maysona and its valid
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oh okay alright, fine. me 10 years ago vs. now
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
oh okay alright, fine. me 10 years ago vs. now
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every time transition timelines hit the skyline here i have to resist the urge to use a picture of james may as the "before" shot. thank you for understanding the massive amounts of restraint i'm exercising here
July 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
every time transition timelines hit the skyline here i have to resist the urge to use a picture of james may as the "before" shot. thank you for understanding the massive amounts of restraint i'm exercising here