Tim Owens
@attimowens.bsky.social
Hope lives in the galaxy. Let's use this time to be silly, to create, to stand, to shield, and to make someone else's life better.
Dad. Hubs. Please direct complaints to the General Mills Fun Group, Inc. He/him.
Dad. Hubs. Please direct complaints to the General Mills Fun Group, Inc. He/him.
Pinned
On his way to confab with Msgr. Wicks.
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
On his way to confab with Msgr. Wicks.
Gonna make this our Christmas card this year.
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Gonna make this our Christmas card this year.
My only Black Friday purchase; local horror boutique was running a good sale. Got to see this remaster on the big screen last month and it's gorgeous.
"The incredible Arrow edition is one of their best of the year"
So great to see @ebertvoices.bsky.social spotlighting
@thehorrormaster.bsky.social IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS 4K @arrowvideo.bsky.social release with my double covers, booklet, disc and poster art. www.rogerebert.com/dvd-blu-ray/...
So great to see @ebertvoices.bsky.social spotlighting
@thehorrormaster.bsky.social IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS 4K @arrowvideo.bsky.social release with my double covers, booklet, disc and poster art. www.rogerebert.com/dvd-blu-ray/...
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My only Black Friday purchase; local horror boutique was running a good sale. Got to see this remaster on the big screen last month and it's gorgeous.
Satanic Panic-types like to pillory Ghost, but I got into them this year precisely because they have this kind of energy.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Satanic Panic-types like to pillory Ghost, but I got into them this year precisely because they have this kind of energy.
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Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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For my January #editing / #publishing class I am pleased to share that I'm able to offer 2 completely free seats to the 8-week course.
If you'd like to nominate someone - or yourself - follow the link to submit some basic info / answer a few questions: elvtr.fillout.com/t/ur6agU598yus
If you'd like to nominate someone - or yourself - follow the link to submit some basic info / answer a few questions: elvtr.fillout.com/t/ur6agU598yus
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
For my January #editing / #publishing class I am pleased to share that I'm able to offer 2 completely free seats to the 8-week course.
If you'd like to nominate someone - or yourself - follow the link to submit some basic info / answer a few questions: elvtr.fillout.com/t/ur6agU598yus
If you'd like to nominate someone - or yourself - follow the link to submit some basic info / answer a few questions: elvtr.fillout.com/t/ur6agU598yus
Taking a couple tries to get our schedules to overlap, but I have a Lego trade in the works with a local collector and I'm so excited that I can't stand it. Just need it to happen. It's a really nice reminder that the secondary market doesn't have to be predatory.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Taking a couple tries to get our schedules to overlap, but I have a Lego trade in the works with a local collector and I'm so excited that I can't stand it. Just need it to happen. It's a really nice reminder that the secondary market doesn't have to be predatory.
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
Clearly some kind of shell game.
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
stzl.ink
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Clearly some kind of shell game.
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I mean this sincerely, Elle Fanning should be in the awards conversation for PREDATOR: BADLANDS.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I mean this sincerely, Elle Fanning should be in the awards conversation for PREDATOR: BADLANDS.
Space opera is either wormholes or whole worms.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Space opera is either wormholes or whole worms.
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#botaday Optimus Prime. The Classics line had a new incarnation of the classic Autobot leader, updated to turn into a streamlined cab-over-engine style truck. His weapons are integrated into his vehicle design, becoming his smokestacks and roof-mounted wind vane. He was available in 2006.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
#botaday Optimus Prime. The Classics line had a new incarnation of the classic Autobot leader, updated to turn into a streamlined cab-over-engine style truck. His weapons are integrated into his vehicle design, becoming his smokestacks and roof-mounted wind vane. He was available in 2006.
Thankful for so many great movies and shows this year, and the creators, performers, and artists who've built them. 2025, for all its manifest real-world horror, has been an equal explosion of imagination and heart on the big and small screen.
Let’s all go around BlueSky and each say what we’re thankful for. I’ll start: GLENN CLOSE! And #WakeUpDeadMan being in theaters. WITH GLENN CLOSE! Thanks to all who are coming out to see it. Theater finder in my pinned post!
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Thankful for so many great movies and shows this year, and the creators, performers, and artists who've built them. 2025, for all its manifest real-world horror, has been an equal explosion of imagination and heart on the big and small screen.
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Please enjoy a special look at The Mandalorian & Grogu, only in theaters May 2026.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Please enjoy a special look at The Mandalorian & Grogu, only in theaters May 2026.
Decided that The Wizard of Oz (1939) is the official Ozian state dramatization of the events of Wicked.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Decided that The Wizard of Oz (1939) is the official Ozian state dramatization of the events of Wicked.
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Side-part Wolverine
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Side-part Wolverine
Nice level of polish on Stranger Things 5. Lovely to be back with these 30 or 40 year olds.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Nice level of polish on Stranger Things 5. Lovely to be back with these 30 or 40 year olds.
Phew - every single trailer today before Wicked. First time in a while where I was impatient to get to the movie.
For Good improves upon the weaker back half of the show, and Cynthia + Ariana shine. They own these songs now. What a showcase for every artistic department, real and digital.
For Good improves upon the weaker back half of the show, and Cynthia + Ariana shine. They own these songs now. What a showcase for every artistic department, real and digital.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Phew - every single trailer today before Wicked. First time in a while where I was impatient to get to the movie.
For Good improves upon the weaker back half of the show, and Cynthia + Ariana shine. They own these songs now. What a showcase for every artistic department, real and digital.
For Good improves upon the weaker back half of the show, and Cynthia + Ariana shine. They own these songs now. What a showcase for every artistic department, real and digital.
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"The incredible Arrow edition is one of their best of the year"
So great to see @ebertvoices.bsky.social spotlighting
@thehorrormaster.bsky.social IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS 4K @arrowvideo.bsky.social release with my double covers, booklet, disc and poster art. www.rogerebert.com/dvd-blu-ray/...
So great to see @ebertvoices.bsky.social spotlighting
@thehorrormaster.bsky.social IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS 4K @arrowvideo.bsky.social release with my double covers, booklet, disc and poster art. www.rogerebert.com/dvd-blu-ray/...
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"The incredible Arrow edition is one of their best of the year"
So great to see @ebertvoices.bsky.social spotlighting
@thehorrormaster.bsky.social IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS 4K @arrowvideo.bsky.social release with my double covers, booklet, disc and poster art. www.rogerebert.com/dvd-blu-ray/...
So great to see @ebertvoices.bsky.social spotlighting
@thehorrormaster.bsky.social IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS 4K @arrowvideo.bsky.social release with my double covers, booklet, disc and poster art. www.rogerebert.com/dvd-blu-ray/...
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Its beginning to look a lot like it
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Its beginning to look a lot like it
The Jabba eyes...
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The Jabba eyes...