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Black sheep boy, fearful Jesuit, functionary of the great swamp
midwest office guy, he/him
"Half the crowd is calling out for Born to Run / The other half is calling out for Born to Lose. / Baby, we were born to choose."
midwest office guy, he/him
"Half the crowd is calling out for Born to Run / The other half is calling out for Born to Lose. / Baby, we were born to choose."
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"He has a good deal to say, and if he can reduce his complicated and painful feelings...to a few telling and effective pages, it ought to be child's play to analyse the state of the nation..."
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See, this post is just part of the problem! Repeating this kind of hilarious misinformation, even to debunk it, only helps spread it further! The "Air Force One Joyride" is NOT REAL. Please do not repost it.
Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
See, this post is just part of the problem! Repeating this kind of hilarious misinformation, even to debunk it, only helps spread it further! The "Air Force One Joyride" is NOT REAL. Please do not repost it.
Actually, I assume future historians will see Mr Rock as a key figure in the popular genre of "Woodstock 99 documentaries" and will argue over whether he was real or an unkind parody of a specific subculture.
Kid Rock isn't even going to be a footnote in history. #forgethim
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Actually, I assume future historians will see Mr Rock as a key figure in the popular genre of "Woodstock 99 documentaries" and will argue over whether he was real or an unkind parody of a specific subculture.
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Angleton-pilled. Asking to be "read in" to the children's schedule. Giving a Wife's Daily Briefing. Referring to episodes of the muppets as ELINT. PTA gossip is HUMINT. Burn After Reading packed lunches.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Angleton-pilled. Asking to be "read in" to the children's schedule. Giving a Wife's Daily Briefing. Referring to episodes of the muppets as ELINT. PTA gossip is HUMINT. Burn After Reading packed lunches.
Man things got so “woke” for a while that it was practically illegal to be a dude in America. It was the era of
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Man things got so “woke” for a while that it was practically illegal to be a dude in America. It was the era of
Why is the American president allowing all this communism to go on, is what the people want to know
TRUMP: We can grow at 15 percent. I think more than that!
KUDLOW: Well, 15 is a big number sir
TRUMP: But Larry, you can do it. We used to grow at 15 percent because we had spirit. Today we have a lot of communism
KUDLOW: Well, 15 is a big number sir
TRUMP: But Larry, you can do it. We used to grow at 15 percent because we had spirit. Today we have a lot of communism
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Why is the American president allowing all this communism to go on, is what the people want to know
To be fair, I would ALSO refuse to answer this question but lol. Why must the Dems be so devoted to CIVILITY and NORMS?
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
To be fair, I would ALSO refuse to answer this question but lol. Why must the Dems be so devoted to CIVILITY and NORMS?
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I really don’t know what to do with folks who don’t understand what a democracy is.
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I really don’t know what to do with folks who don’t understand what a democracy is.
Yeah. It’s super easy to say stuff like that BEFOREHAND. It’s a problem for Future You! You can say “the road ahead might be difficult but it will be worth it” when that road is far enough ahead that it doesn’t feel real yet! Once you’ve driven everyone ONTO that hard road, it hits different!
They tried since before he even took office to lay the groundwork for ignoring this. They said On Main a bunch of shit like "It's going to hurt bad before it gets better" in the hopes that their stooges would internalize it.
It is obviously not going to go the way they think.
It is obviously not going to go the way they think.
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Yeah. It’s super easy to say stuff like that BEFOREHAND. It’s a problem for Future You! You can say “the road ahead might be difficult but it will be worth it” when that road is far enough ahead that it doesn’t feel real yet! Once you’ve driven everyone ONTO that hard road, it hits different!
Also important to note that Navarro’s “millions” here is just wishful thinking and/or a lie. They’ve deported a lot of people! It ain’t “millions”. Numbers are real.
I don't even understand what he's saying. (And I refuse to watch the clip, heh.) If you're taking people OUT of the job market, doesn't that make the job market...better? What are we doing here?
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Also important to note that Navarro’s “millions” here is just wishful thinking and/or a lie. They’ve deported a lot of people! It ain’t “millions”. Numbers are real.
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Over 28 years, 140 people died at the Berlin Wall from all causes (intentional shooting, drowning, accidents, etc.). #comparativeborderregimes
This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people — never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners — are now dead.
We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Over 28 years, 140 people died at the Berlin Wall from all causes (intentional shooting, drowning, accidents, etc.). #comparativeborderregimes
I don't even understand what he's saying. (And I refuse to watch the clip, heh.) If you're taking people OUT of the job market, doesn't that make the job market...better? What are we doing here?
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I don't even understand what he's saying. (And I refuse to watch the clip, heh.) If you're taking people OUT of the job market, doesn't that make the job market...better? What are we doing here?
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If you’ve ever wondered why the Democratic leaders treat us all like slightly simple children, it’s because they have talked to too many voters.
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
If you’ve ever wondered why the Democratic leaders treat us all like slightly simple children, it’s because they have talked to too many voters.
puh-NEEK-un
Don’t be a Panican, though. 🤡
TRUMP TRADE ADVISER NAVARRO: WE NEED TO REVISE EXPECTATIONS ON MONTHLY JOB NUMBERS
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
puh-NEEK-un
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Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
you know it smell crazy in there
When describing a new species, we often hear about the size, shape, and color of its leaves, flowers, and fruits. But what about its smell?
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
you know it smell crazy in there
Chad. He knows what he did.
Who's everyone's worst fellow high school alumnus? Mine is probably Bob Packwood
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Chad. He knows what he did.
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This Wikipedia editor knew exactly what they were doing
May 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This Wikipedia editor knew exactly what they were doing
post a banger that isn't in English
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
post a banger that isn't in English
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Carefully watching all the football boys to see if anyone is whispering a room number to their rival
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Carefully watching all the football boys to see if anyone is whispering a room number to their rival
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
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Back to back brutal Super Bowls for Drakes
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Back to back brutal Super Bowls for Drakes
Multi-ethnic little kids singing a Mr Rogers tune? We are so fucking back. Woke 2 is on the march.
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Multi-ethnic little kids singing a Mr Rogers tune? We are so fucking back. Woke 2 is on the march.
Welcome to Latin America, [checks note cards] Canada!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Welcome to Latin America, [checks note cards] Canada!
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on the biggest stage, football opts to showcase the art of punting practiced at the highest level. I love this for us, and the world.
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
on the biggest stage, football opts to showcase the art of punting practiced at the highest level. I love this for us, and the world.