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Black sheep boy, fearful Jesuit, functionary of the great swamp
midwest office guy, he/him
"Half the crowd is calling out for Born to Run / The other half is calling out for Born to Lose. / Baby, we were born to choose."
midwest office guy, he/him
"Half the crowd is calling out for Born to Run / The other half is calling out for Born to Lose. / Baby, we were born to choose."
Pinned
"He has a good deal to say, and if he can reduce his complicated and painful feelings...to a few telling and effective pages, it ought to be child's play to analyse the state of the nation..."
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[most viscerally unhealthy-seeming person you've ever met] i'm going to lead a mass movement of health
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
[most viscerally unhealthy-seeming person you've ever met] i'm going to lead a mass movement of health
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i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
Just didn’t seem white to them for some reason
not putting Zohran in the center here is… a choice
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Just didn’t seem white to them for some reason
I hope everyone is sitting down.
Parts of the Palestinian activist movement in the US have unfortunately been overtaken by campist politics that have utilized Palestine for broader ideological projects. This is the co-founder of Palestine Action US. (1)
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I hope everyone is sitting down.
So I guess the one dude here ran for and became the mayor of a major world city, so you gotta at least include him over there on the left. But folks, we’ve got a white dude with a beard and (possibly) calloused hands. How can you look away?!! GOTTA put him right in the middle.
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
So I guess the one dude here ran for and became the mayor of a major world city, so you gotta at least include him over there on the left. But folks, we’ve got a white dude with a beard and (possibly) calloused hands. How can you look away?!! GOTTA put him right in the middle.
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for NPR News… i’m Sweevo Meebston
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
for NPR News… i’m Sweevo Meebston
THIS IS GOOD FOR JOHN MCCAIN
Minneapolis retreat could undercut Democrats’ message as shutdown looms
Minneapolis retreat could undercut Democrats’ message as shutdown looms
The end of the Trump administration's Minnesota operation comes as immigration hawks have pushed Trump officials to avoid caving to Democratic policy demands.
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
THIS IS GOOD FOR JOHN MCCAIN
my "not a psycho" sign is raising a lot of questions
Wild things happening in the Texas Republican primaries.
February 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
my "not a psycho" sign is raising a lot of questions
Have to re-up this today in honor of great Canadian and character acting legend Michael Ironside, born on this day in 1950. Same birthday as Abe Lincoln, Charles Darwin and ME your little posting birthday boi! If he tells us to post at the space bugs, we DO it. His name is literally "Ironside"!
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Have to re-up this today in honor of great Canadian and character acting legend Michael Ironside, born on this day in 1950. Same birthday as Abe Lincoln, Charles Darwin and ME your little posting birthday boi! If he tells us to post at the space bugs, we DO it. His name is literally "Ironside"!
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WHY BURN COAL
WHEN YOU CAN HARNESS POWER FROM LORD OF THE BLUE SKY, TENGRI, HIMSELF?
THIS AD PAID FOR BY TENGRISTS FOR WIND POWER, NEW ENGLAND
WHEN YOU CAN HARNESS POWER FROM LORD OF THE BLUE SKY, TENGRI, HIMSELF?
THIS AD PAID FOR BY TENGRISTS FOR WIND POWER, NEW ENGLAND
Coal is weak fuel. Inefficient energy output. Inferior to mighty Sun, unyielding Wind.
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
WHY BURN COAL
WHEN YOU CAN HARNESS POWER FROM LORD OF THE BLUE SKY, TENGRI, HIMSELF?
THIS AD PAID FOR BY TENGRISTS FOR WIND POWER, NEW ENGLAND
WHEN YOU CAN HARNESS POWER FROM LORD OF THE BLUE SKY, TENGRI, HIMSELF?
THIS AD PAID FOR BY TENGRISTS FOR WIND POWER, NEW ENGLAND
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With respect, Senator, “former Prince Andrew” is hardly the proper etiquette when naming a thoroughly revolting and disgraced private citizen of high birth. It’s like “the sub-duke of Chunmelfuck” or something, right?
LIEU: These two photos staring you in the face are evidence of a crime and more than enough evidence to predicate an investigation into former Prince Andrew. So why did you shut down this investigation?
BONDI: I don't believe you asked Merrick Garland these questions
LIEU: You are in charge
BONDI: I don't believe you asked Merrick Garland these questions
LIEU: You are in charge
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
With respect, Senator, “former Prince Andrew” is hardly the proper etiquette when naming a thoroughly revolting and disgraced private citizen of high birth. It’s like “the sub-duke of Chunmelfuck” or something, right?
I'm not a big "live tv coverage" kind of guy but it kinda feels like ol' AG is having a tough time out there today.
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I'm not a big "live tv coverage" kind of guy but it kinda feels like ol' AG is having a tough time out there today.
We all know the bit about how you shouldn't type anything you wouldn't want read back to you in a courtroom. Well, you should also be aware that if they want they can also just MAKE A GIANT POSTER OF YOUR PHONE.
Good morning from Chicago’s Loop, where Marimar Martinez and her attorneys are holding a press conference to announce a civil lawsuit stemming from her shooting by a Border Patrol agent in October.
They have some of the agent’s texts blown up on posters
They have some of the agent’s texts blown up on posters
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
We all know the bit about how you shouldn't type anything you wouldn't want read back to you in a courtroom. Well, you should also be aware that if they want they can also just MAKE A GIANT POSTER OF YOUR PHONE.
Seriously, just seeing so many people describe this exact experience on here has been...something. I know that's not an original observation. But I just...it sounds stupid but I really didn't know. I thought it was just me. I really did!
My entire scholastic experience is extremely exasperated teachers and counselors saying 'you're so smart why can't you just do the work' and me basically in tears saying 'I don't know!'
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Seriously, just seeing so many people describe this exact experience on here has been...something. I know that's not an original observation. But I just...it sounds stupid but I really didn't know. I thought it was just me. I really did!
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dear peace monks, you don’t know me but DO NOT GET ON THAT BUS
Incredibly honored to welcome the Buddhist monks completing their Walk for Peace in Washington, D.C. this morning.
Their courage and compassion are a powerful reminder of what leadership should look like. May their journey challenge Congress to choose peace, dignity, and unity.
Their courage and compassion are a powerful reminder of what leadership should look like. May their journey challenge Congress to choose peace, dignity, and unity.
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
dear peace monks, you don’t know me but DO NOT GET ON THAT BUS
listen
once you realize most politcal discourse issues are just people that appear to not actually have jobs that are glued to thier phones that think political media strategy could be invented/dispersed instantly after you saw a thing, it makes it alot easier to not get upset
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
listen
I would like to emphasize my stated position: we here online are NOT going to fight about this. About SOTU protests or the lack thereof or the quality thereof. We are not. It is a sucker’s game.
NEW: Jeffries clamping down on SOTU disruptions
Said at whips meeting this AM to either sit in "silent defiance" or boycott altogether, sources told @axios.com
Senior House Dem tells me the current plan for resisters is to go to an "alternative viewing site" www.axios.com/2026/02/11/t...
Said at whips meeting this AM to either sit in "silent defiance" or boycott altogether, sources told @axios.com
Senior House Dem tells me the current plan for resisters is to go to an "alternative viewing site" www.axios.com/2026/02/11/t...
House Democrats try to shut down disruptions at Trump's State of the Union
Jeffries told his members to either show "silent defiance" or boycott the speech.
www.axios.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I would like to emphasize my stated position: we here online are NOT going to fight about this. About SOTU protests or the lack thereof or the quality thereof. We are not. It is a sucker’s game.
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See, this post is just part of the problem! Repeating this kind of hilarious misinformation, even to debunk it, only helps spread it further! The "Air Force One Joyride" is NOT REAL. Please do not repost it.
Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
See, this post is just part of the problem! Repeating this kind of hilarious misinformation, even to debunk it, only helps spread it further! The "Air Force One Joyride" is NOT REAL. Please do not repost it.
Actually, I assume future historians will see Mr Rock as a key figure in the popular genre of "Woodstock 99 documentaries" and will argue over whether he was real or an unkind parody of a specific subculture.
Kid Rock isn't even going to be a footnote in history. #forgethim
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Actually, I assume future historians will see Mr Rock as a key figure in the popular genre of "Woodstock 99 documentaries" and will argue over whether he was real or an unkind parody of a specific subculture.
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Angleton-pilled. Asking to be "read in" to the children's schedule. Giving a Wife's Daily Briefing. Referring to episodes of the muppets as ELINT. PTA gossip is HUMINT. Burn After Reading packed lunches.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Angleton-pilled. Asking to be "read in" to the children's schedule. Giving a Wife's Daily Briefing. Referring to episodes of the muppets as ELINT. PTA gossip is HUMINT. Burn After Reading packed lunches.
Man things got so “woke” for a while that it was practically illegal to be a dude in America. It was the era of
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Man things got so “woke” for a while that it was practically illegal to be a dude in America. It was the era of
Why is the American president allowing all this communism to go on, is what the people want to know
TRUMP: We can grow at 15 percent. I think more than that!
KUDLOW: Well, 15 is a big number sir
TRUMP: But Larry, you can do it. We used to grow at 15 percent because we had spirit. Today we have a lot of communism
KUDLOW: Well, 15 is a big number sir
TRUMP: But Larry, you can do it. We used to grow at 15 percent because we had spirit. Today we have a lot of communism
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Why is the American president allowing all this communism to go on, is what the people want to know
To be fair, I would ALSO refuse to answer this question but lol. Why must the Dems be so devoted to CIVILITY and NORMS?
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
To be fair, I would ALSO refuse to answer this question but lol. Why must the Dems be so devoted to CIVILITY and NORMS?