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Black sheep boy, fearful Jesuit, functionary of the great swamp
midwest office guy, he/him
"Half the crowd is calling out for Born to Run / The other half is calling out for Born to Lose. / Baby, we were born to choose."
midwest office guy, he/him
"Half the crowd is calling out for Born to Run / The other half is calling out for Born to Lose. / Baby, we were born to choose."
Pinned
"He has a good deal to say, and if he can reduce his complicated and painful feelings...to a few telling and effective pages, it ought to be child's play to analyse the state of the nation..."
With respect, Senator, “former Prince Andrew” is hardly the proper etiquette when naming a thoroughly revolting and disgraced private citizen of high birth. It’s like “the sub-duke of Chunmelfuck” or something, right?
LIEU: These two photos staring you in the face are evidence of a crime and more than enough evidence to predicate an investigation into former Prince Andrew. So why did you shut down this investigation?
BONDI: I don't believe you asked Merrick Garland these questions
LIEU: You are in charge
BONDI: I don't believe you asked Merrick Garland these questions
LIEU: You are in charge
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
With respect, Senator, “former Prince Andrew” is hardly the proper etiquette when naming a thoroughly revolting and disgraced private citizen of high birth. It’s like “the sub-duke of Chunmelfuck” or something, right?
I'm not a big "live tv coverage" kind of guy but it kinda feels like ol' AG is having a tough time out there today.
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I'm not a big "live tv coverage" kind of guy but it kinda feels like ol' AG is having a tough time out there today.
We all know the bit about how you shouldn't type anything you wouldn't want read back to you in a courtroom. Well, you should also be aware that if they want they can also just MAKE A GIANT POSTER OF YOUR PHONE.
Good morning from Chicago’s Loop, where Marimar Martinez and her attorneys are holding a press conference to announce a civil lawsuit stemming from her shooting by a Border Patrol agent in October.
They have some of the agent’s texts blown up on posters
They have some of the agent’s texts blown up on posters
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
We all know the bit about how you shouldn't type anything you wouldn't want read back to you in a courtroom. Well, you should also be aware that if they want they can also just MAKE A GIANT POSTER OF YOUR PHONE.
Seriously, just seeing so many people describe this exact experience on here has been...something. I know that's not an original observation. But I just...it sounds stupid but I really didn't know. I thought it was just me. I really did!
My entire scholastic experience is extremely exasperated teachers and counselors saying 'you're so smart why can't you just do the work' and me basically in tears saying 'I don't know!'
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Seriously, just seeing so many people describe this exact experience on here has been...something. I know that's not an original observation. But I just...it sounds stupid but I really didn't know. I thought it was just me. I really did!
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dear peace monks, you don’t know me but DO NOT GET ON THAT BUS
Incredibly honored to welcome the Buddhist monks completing their Walk for Peace in Washington, D.C. this morning.
Their courage and compassion are a powerful reminder of what leadership should look like. May their journey challenge Congress to choose peace, dignity, and unity.
Their courage and compassion are a powerful reminder of what leadership should look like. May their journey challenge Congress to choose peace, dignity, and unity.
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
dear peace monks, you don’t know me but DO NOT GET ON THAT BUS
listen
once you realize most politcal discourse issues are just people that appear to not actually have jobs that are glued to thier phones that think political media strategy could be invented/dispersed instantly after you saw a thing, it makes it alot easier to not get upset
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
listen
I would like to emphasize my stated position: we here online are NOT going to fight about this. About SOTU protests or the lack thereof or the quality thereof. We are not. It is a sucker’s game.
NEW: Jeffries clamping down on SOTU disruptions
Said at whips meeting this AM to either sit in "silent defiance" or boycott altogether, sources told @axios.com
Senior House Dem tells me the current plan for resisters is to go to an "alternative viewing site" www.axios.com/2026/02/11/t...
Said at whips meeting this AM to either sit in "silent defiance" or boycott altogether, sources told @axios.com
Senior House Dem tells me the current plan for resisters is to go to an "alternative viewing site" www.axios.com/2026/02/11/t...
House Democrats try to shut down disruptions at Trump's State of the Union
Jeffries told his members to either show "silent defiance" or boycott the speech.
www.axios.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I would like to emphasize my stated position: we here online are NOT going to fight about this. About SOTU protests or the lack thereof or the quality thereof. We are not. It is a sucker’s game.
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See, this post is just part of the problem! Repeating this kind of hilarious misinformation, even to debunk it, only helps spread it further! The "Air Force One Joyride" is NOT REAL. Please do not repost it.
Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
See, this post is just part of the problem! Repeating this kind of hilarious misinformation, even to debunk it, only helps spread it further! The "Air Force One Joyride" is NOT REAL. Please do not repost it.
Actually, I assume future historians will see Mr Rock as a key figure in the popular genre of "Woodstock 99 documentaries" and will argue over whether he was real or an unkind parody of a specific subculture.
Kid Rock isn't even going to be a footnote in history. #forgethim
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Actually, I assume future historians will see Mr Rock as a key figure in the popular genre of "Woodstock 99 documentaries" and will argue over whether he was real or an unkind parody of a specific subculture.
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Angleton-pilled. Asking to be "read in" to the children's schedule. Giving a Wife's Daily Briefing. Referring to episodes of the muppets as ELINT. PTA gossip is HUMINT. Burn After Reading packed lunches.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Angleton-pilled. Asking to be "read in" to the children's schedule. Giving a Wife's Daily Briefing. Referring to episodes of the muppets as ELINT. PTA gossip is HUMINT. Burn After Reading packed lunches.
Man things got so “woke” for a while that it was practically illegal to be a dude in America. It was the era of
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Man things got so “woke” for a while that it was practically illegal to be a dude in America. It was the era of
Why is the American president allowing all this communism to go on, is what the people want to know
TRUMP: We can grow at 15 percent. I think more than that!
KUDLOW: Well, 15 is a big number sir
TRUMP: But Larry, you can do it. We used to grow at 15 percent because we had spirit. Today we have a lot of communism
KUDLOW: Well, 15 is a big number sir
TRUMP: But Larry, you can do it. We used to grow at 15 percent because we had spirit. Today we have a lot of communism
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Why is the American president allowing all this communism to go on, is what the people want to know
To be fair, I would ALSO refuse to answer this question but lol. Why must the Dems be so devoted to CIVILITY and NORMS?
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
To be fair, I would ALSO refuse to answer this question but lol. Why must the Dems be so devoted to CIVILITY and NORMS?
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I really don’t know what to do with folks who don’t understand what a democracy is.
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I really don’t know what to do with folks who don’t understand what a democracy is.
Yeah. It’s super easy to say stuff like that BEFOREHAND. It’s a problem for Future You! You can say “the road ahead might be difficult but it will be worth it” when that road is far enough ahead that it doesn’t feel real yet! Once you’ve driven everyone ONTO that hard road, it hits different!
They tried since before he even took office to lay the groundwork for ignoring this. They said On Main a bunch of shit like "It's going to hurt bad before it gets better" in the hopes that their stooges would internalize it.
It is obviously not going to go the way they think.
It is obviously not going to go the way they think.
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Yeah. It’s super easy to say stuff like that BEFOREHAND. It’s a problem for Future You! You can say “the road ahead might be difficult but it will be worth it” when that road is far enough ahead that it doesn’t feel real yet! Once you’ve driven everyone ONTO that hard road, it hits different!
Also important to note that Navarro’s “millions” here is just wishful thinking and/or a lie. They’ve deported a lot of people! It ain’t “millions”. Numbers are real.
I don't even understand what he's saying. (And I refuse to watch the clip, heh.) If you're taking people OUT of the job market, doesn't that make the job market...better? What are we doing here?
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Also important to note that Navarro’s “millions” here is just wishful thinking and/or a lie. They’ve deported a lot of people! It ain’t “millions”. Numbers are real.
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Over 28 years, 140 people died at the Berlin Wall from all causes (intentional shooting, drowning, accidents, etc.). #comparativeborderregimes
This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people — never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners — are now dead.
We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Over 28 years, 140 people died at the Berlin Wall from all causes (intentional shooting, drowning, accidents, etc.). #comparativeborderregimes
I don't even understand what he's saying. (And I refuse to watch the clip, heh.) If you're taking people OUT of the job market, doesn't that make the job market...better? What are we doing here?
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I don't even understand what he's saying. (And I refuse to watch the clip, heh.) If you're taking people OUT of the job market, doesn't that make the job market...better? What are we doing here?
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If you’ve ever wondered why the Democratic leaders treat us all like slightly simple children, it’s because they have talked to too many voters.
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
If you’ve ever wondered why the Democratic leaders treat us all like slightly simple children, it’s because they have talked to too many voters.
puh-NEEK-un
Don’t be a Panican, though. 🤡
TRUMP TRADE ADVISER NAVARRO: WE NEED TO REVISE EXPECTATIONS ON MONTHLY JOB NUMBERS
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
puh-NEEK-un
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Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
you know it smell crazy in there
When describing a new species, we often hear about the size, shape, and color of its leaves, flowers, and fruits. But what about its smell?
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
you know it smell crazy in there
Chad. He knows what he did.
Who's everyone's worst fellow high school alumnus? Mine is probably Bob Packwood
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Chad. He knows what he did.
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This Wikipedia editor knew exactly what they were doing
May 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This Wikipedia editor knew exactly what they were doing