Night of the Living Fred 🎃🦇☠️💾✨️
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21st century digital attorney. cybersecurity & data counsel, privacy & compliance, FOSS, sometimes litigation; probably not your lawyer. ~~☆~~
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whysharksmatter.bsky.social
Making jokes on social media is awesome, because you'll get whiplash between hilarious replies from some of the cleverest people in the world, and also bewildered replies from people who have never before heard of the concept of humor
jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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thefallingdream.bsky.social
you're thinking of Cumulonimbus.

Columbus is the character played by Little Nell in the Rocky Horror Picture Show
esquiring.bsky.social
That's a coulomb.

Columbus is a vertical cloud type reaching up to 50,000 feet high and often producing server weather like hail or lightning.
thatandromeda.bsky.social
That’s Columbia.

Columbus is the unit of electrical charge in the international system of units.
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tudorsandtms.bsky.social
After teaching my first few patent law classes, I have concluded that there are simply not enough patent law memes online.

This must be fixed.
esquiring.bsky.social
That's a coulomb.

Columbus is a vertical cloud type reaching up to 50,000 feet high and often producing server weather like hail or lightning.
thatandromeda.bsky.social
That’s Columbia.

Columbus is the unit of electrical charge in the international system of units.
nicju.blacksky.app
That’s Columbo.

Columbus is an Ivy League University in Upper Manhattan.
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rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social
Undergrad: "Man, 10 page essay. what am I going to write in here"

Lawyer: "What do you mean just 13,000 words?"
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kevincollier.bsky.social
If you live in California and have a good idea for a privacy complaint you should file one. And if you get a good response you should tell me, the reporter who recently wrote the words you're reading right now.
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jcrutchmer.bsky.social
Would have made the first words in this post “In a New Netflix film,” but I’m built different
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A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga
Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.
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esquiring.bsky.social
smh yet again the exonerative voice used to exculpate the perpetrators of violence.
mobydickatsea.bsky.social
The harpoon was hurled.
esquiring.bsky.social
I've actually never seen it, which my horror-film pals are always aghast at.
esquiring.bsky.social
easy top-3 in the "absolutely would watch if it was real" category, up there with David Lynch's Wild Wild West
esquiring.bsky.social
[I would be legit excited for the nightmarish overtones of]

John Carpenter's Lilo & Stitch
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john carpenter's look who's talking
esquiring.bsky.social
John Carpenter's Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
hawaiijeno.bsky.social
John Carpenter’s Neighbor Totoro
caffeineandhate.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Good Burger
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fanboymaster.bsky.social
your own
chocobo
jesus
someone who warks your prayers
someone who kwehs
saintriot.bsky.social
In Final Fantasy Tactics if a unit gains too much faith they leave your party to go find God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had Beast Tongue and got a monster unit to maximum faith? Of course you haven't. No one has.
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atherton.bsky.social
...he named it after the Torment Nexus?
timothypmurphy.bsky.social
i'd assumed "Colossus" was just a reference to the ancient wonder but it can never be that normal w/ Elon www.wsj.com/tech/elon-mu...
"Musk decided to name the data center Colossus—a reference to a popular trilogy of sci-fi novels from the 1960s by D.F. Jones, in which scientists built a supercomputer named Colossus that gained autonomy and plunged the world into war and chaos."
esquiring.bsky.social
Plaintiffs: sanctions motion for AI-sourced fake citations

Defendants:
a Kate Beaton mermaid says "I WILL FUCKING INCREASE THE FUCKING THING"