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The Big Dumper is what you clip the bag of milk into so it can be put into glasses
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The Big Dumper is what Canada probably calls a spice cabinet or something
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Oh damn Caden Hebert won the St. Paul’s Cashspiel. That team is gonna be a damn force in the future
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The Big Dumper is what Canada probably calls a spice cabinet or something
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Lake Erie, famous for its icebergs
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coming out of my John Cage because I’m stunned silent
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ericstephen.bsky.social
something had to give last night
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I hope the Tigers-Mariners game was the last thing Diane Keaton watched. RIP
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I was emotionally invested in the Leyland/Dombrowski era Tigers teams: much less so this 2025 team, which was neat, streaky, and had the comedic timing of a Ron White story. Four stars, will watch again. Extend Tarik Skubal and Jason Benetti
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euqubud.baseballprospectus.com
A game like that doesn't deserve a normal recap. Here's my retelling of last night's Tigers-Mariners game, broken into splinters.

www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
11. For the first time in my life, I actually had to check the scoreboard to see how many mound visits a team had left.
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Coming off that game by falling asleep to footage of the Hindenburg explosion
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with a chance to play their former city's franchise
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congratulations to the seattle mariners. it had to end this way. if this game would have gone on any longer libertarians would have lost interest
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cjzero.bsky.social
To be fair we are approaching the amount of time it took to find a Jeopardy host
kenjennings.bsky.social
At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?
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Strauss is getting either a ton of free advertising or a ton of bad advertising
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somehow the biggest missed opportunity of the series
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anyone who uses a sleepless in seattle headline will be reprimanded by having to watch it
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sportscaster stockholm syndrome
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please get your team vaccinated for Threatened But Do Not Score
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grantbrisbee.bsky.social
The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.
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might as well just go to bed after the draw