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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan
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🇨🇦 Middle-aged white guy. NS-born Oshawan. Blue Jays/MLB and other sports. Politically non-partisan and anti-authoritarian. The True North STRONG and FREE!
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One of these is Cody Bellinger's new Instagram avatar. The other is a courtroom artist's rendering of Sam Bankman-Fried. I'll let you guess which is which.
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This would be an unambiguous war crime even in a proper war against a real enemy’s navy.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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This is the aura of a man with (at least) 3,895 professional hits and 329 home runs. Let me introduce you to Mexican outfielder Alonso Téllez.
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”

People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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At some point Europe will need to realize that Russia is at war.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Daily Walkoff
Blue Jays #455

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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
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November 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Quick, they can’t have gotten far
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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WKRP turkey drop, 1978 Topps style
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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"a Russian military victory in Ukraine is not inevitable, and a rapid Russian seizure of the rest of Donetsk Oblast is not imminent"
and the US officials who keep saying so are repeating Russian propaganda
NEW: Data on Russian forces’ rate of advance indicates that a Russian military victory in Ukraine is not inevitable, and a rapid Russian seizure of the rest of Donetsk Oblast is not imminent. Russian advances elsewhere on the frontline have been opportunistic and exploited seasonal weather. ⬇️🧵
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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And it worked! Canada is now famously one of the most transparent governme.... hahahahaha nevermind.
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Daily Walkoff
Blue Jays #454
"Mound Masters"

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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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November 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Hearing that Cease has never intentionally crossed up his catcher in a thinly veiled attempt to dumbly throw at him out of rage. Another pleasing development.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Blue Jays Render Unto Cease What Is Cease’s: $210 Million blogs.fangraphs.com/blue-jays-re...
Blue Jays Render Unto Cease What Is Cease’s: $210 Million
Cease is the realistic worst-case scenario for a pitcher who’s the best in the world at the two most important things a pitcher needs to do.
blogs.fangraphs.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Furthest in Canada:

North: Rosevear AB
South: Windsor ON
East: Louisbourg NS
West: Vancouver BC
The furthest in Canada…
North: Baker Lake, NU
South: Niagara Falls, ON
East: Cape Spear, NL
West: Albert Head, BC
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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One of the Angels' most disastrous free agent signings with the exception of all the others
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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My story just keeps getting funnier 😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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The worst contract in a club history full of horrendous contracts. $245 mil for 3.9 bWAR. 🫠
According to ESPN’s Alden Gonzalez, the Angels and Anthony Rendon are in discussions to buy out the final year of his seven-year, $245 million contract.

Rendon is owed $38 million in 2026 and is expected to retire, per Gonzalez.

www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Source: Angels in talks to buy out Rendon deal
The Angels and third baseman Anthony Rendon are in talks about buying out the final year of his seven-year, $245 million contract, a source told ESPN.
www.espn.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Coming soon to CBC: Meteghan Vice.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM