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Graeme Bayliss
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Journalist, crosspatch, editor of opinions for @thestar.com.
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Further study reveals that “Toronto Blue Jays” is an anagram for “joyous talent, bro.”
“Los Angeles Dodgers” is an anagram for “draggled looseness.”

Do with this information what you will.
He’s young; it’ll grow back.
Further study reveals that “Toronto Blue Jays” is an anagram for “joyous talent, bro.”
“Los Angeles Dodgers” is an anagram for “draggled looseness.”

Do with this information what you will.
“Los Angeles Dodgers” is an anagram for “draggled looseness.”

Do with this information what you will.
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The East Wing has learned its lesson.

by Susan Collins
A Jays playoff game and Leafs opening night? Guess it’s time to pour myself a tall glass of navy-strength gin and take my spare liver out of the freezer to thaw.
A startling start to the day: my bleary eyes just misread "Trump wants to invade Portland" as "Trump wants to invade Poland."
First they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was a centrist

Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was a centrist

Then they came for the centrists
And there was no one left
To explain that it wasn't *really* fascism
Big news (for me):

I’m delighted to say that I’ve traded in my contract position as an opinion editor at @thestar.com for a permanent one.

Please join me in congratulating me.
I REPEAT
Holy shit Leafs what the fuck
Holy shit Leafs what the fuck
There are no longer left-wingers, right-wingers, and centrists.

There are only progressives, regressives, and cowards.
I, too, barely know what I think until @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social puts it in writing.
I barely know what I think until I put it in writing
The number of journalist in this piece who draw the line at “letting AI do the writing” but are fine with “letting AI do the thinking” makes me want to walk into the ocean.

This is how you lose your edge — and the war on our industry as executives try to replace us.
"oil-based paint vs. oil-based policy"

This could go on all day.
They should pit him against Trump during trade negotiations: "The Art of the Deal" vs. "The Deal of the Art"
I guess they didn't need a minister of art dealing on the side
It's no coincidence that there's a city in Ohio called Toronto.
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.