Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
Costco should make each member sitting on the court of international trade carefully review the paper refund receipt before they can exit the courtroom or the cops will be called
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to sue a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Costco should make each member sitting on the court of international trade carefully review the paper refund receipt before they can exit the courtroom or the cops will be called
*me, trying to prevent an argument* Look, we’re all idiots here
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
*me, trying to prevent an argument* Look, we’re all idiots here
Sorry I’m late I was getting a preventative MRI
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sorry I’m late I was getting a preventative MRI
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If I dont post, this bus will explode
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If I dont post, this bus will explode
I’m at work and my back just started to itch in a spot I can’t get to so I’m using the snout of my plague doctor mask to scratch it
Happy Monday
Happy Monday
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m at work and my back just started to itch in a spot I can’t get to so I’m using the snout of my plague doctor mask to scratch it
Happy Monday
Happy Monday
I dunno. They look warm. Plus, I’m built like this anyway—
December 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I dunno. They look warm. Plus, I’m built like this anyway—
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From the Far Side collection
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
From the Far Side collection
Sugar plum Gary
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Sugar plum Gary
I can’t believe there was a reindeer named Dahmer
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I can’t believe there was a reindeer named Dahmer
Just LOOK at that nightmare blunt rotation—
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Just LOOK at that nightmare blunt rotation—
Despite all my rage I am still just a little guy
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Despite all my rage I am still just a little guy
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- Black Friday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
- Black Friday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
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Federal immigration enforcement officials called off a planned raid on Canal Street today shortly before it was slated to begin.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Federal immigration enforcement officials called off a planned raid on Canal Street today shortly before it was slated to begin.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
If you kick my seat again, I swear to god—
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If you kick my seat again, I swear to god—
Uh, smoke em if you get em, I guess
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Uh, smoke em if you get em, I guess
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Just stopped by @strandbookstore.bsky.social and did an impromptu signing while Dexy got over 20 minutes of butt scratches. They also have the new DEATH AT MORNING HOUSE paperbacks! I signed everything of mine they had. GET OVER THERE! THE PLACE IS COOKING.
www.instagram.com/p/DRnHsQHCdnX/
www.instagram.com/p/DRnHsQHCdnX/
Maureen Johnson on Instagram: "Did an impromptu signing at @strandbookstore of all my books, including the new Death at Morning House paperback! Dexy got over 20 minutes of scritches. She LOVES The St...
29 likes, 1 comments - maureenjohnsonbooks on November 28, 2025: "Did an impromptu signing at @strandbookstore of all my books, including the new Death at Morning House paperback! Dexy got over 20 min...
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November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just stopped by @strandbookstore.bsky.social and did an impromptu signing while Dexy got over 20 minutes of butt scratches. They also have the new DEATH AT MORNING HOUSE paperbacks! I signed everything of mine they had. GET OVER THERE! THE PLACE IS COOKING.
www.instagram.com/p/DRnHsQHCdnX/
www.instagram.com/p/DRnHsQHCdnX/
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Free shipping the next couple days over at the Says Who Bookshop! bookshop.org/shop/sayswho
Says Who Bookshop Bookshop
Hey SaysWhovians! Books. Maybe you've heard of them. Maybe you read them! Here is where you can get them, help support indie bookshops, and kick Bezos in the balls.
bookshop.org
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Free shipping the next couple days over at the Says Who Bookshop! bookshop.org/shop/sayswho
Forget Black Friday. Go dig in your nearest dumpster for a pet raccoon.
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Forget Black Friday. Go dig in your nearest dumpster for a pet raccoon.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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Going to put some indie stores up all day today. For example, if you buy from the good folks at @bookmoon.bsky.social, you are helping keep this beloved neighborhood bookstore open. And they will send you GIFTS for purchases over $100.
www.bookmoonbooks.com/browse/filte...
www.bookmoonbooks.com/browse/filte...
Book Moon Books
Bright and shiny independent bookshop in Easthampton, MA
www.bookmoonbooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Going to put some indie stores up all day today. For example, if you buy from the good folks at @bookmoon.bsky.social, you are helping keep this beloved neighborhood bookstore open. And they will send you GIFTS for purchases over $100.
www.bookmoonbooks.com/browse/filte...
www.bookmoonbooks.com/browse/filte...
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Straight-up sociopath.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Straight-up sociopath.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
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Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
2025 felt like I was being chased by a goose the whole time
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
2025 felt like I was being chased by a goose the whole time
What can’t I do with all this ham
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
What can’t I do with all this ham