NY Times Pitchbot
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Parody. Merch: https://tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt
Pinned
No Tyrants No Kings Men's T Shirt
Stand up and say NO.
www.crazydogtshirts.com
We have some great new merchandise at the Pitchbot store, including this
www.crazydogtshirts.com/products/no-...
www.crazydogtshirts.com/products/no-...
Worried about a war with Venezuela? This one pot pabellón criollo will make you feel like you're in Caracas.
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Worried about a war with Venezuela? This one pot pabellón criollo will make you feel like you're in Caracas.
In this New Jersey diner, Wiles still means Andrew. But they do know this: if there's real proof that Trump's chief of staff said all those terrible things, Vanity Fair should have put it in the margins.
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
In this New Jersey diner, Wiles still means Andrew. But they do know this: if there's real proof that Trump's chief of staff said all those terrible things, Vanity Fair should have put it in the margins.
As a Jewish journalist, I know I am casting my lot with people who, deep down, are antisemitic. But that's okay because I'm confident that however much they hate Jews, they hate Muslims 5-10% more.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As a Jewish journalist, I know I am casting my lot with people who, deep down, are antisemitic. But that's okay because I'm confident that however much they hate Jews, they hate Muslims 5-10% more.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
After four years of Democrat Party chaos, America is finally under the resolute leadership of President Donald J. Trump, who reminds me of my alcoholic father.
by Susie Wiles
by Susie Wiles
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
After four years of Democrat Party chaos, America is finally under the resolute leadership of President Donald J. Trump, who reminds me of my alcoholic father.
by Susie Wiles
by Susie Wiles
I wrote a book about fighting antisemitism. Here’s why you should give the nearest fascist a big ole bearhug.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I wrote a book about fighting antisemitism. Here’s why you should give the nearest fascist a big ole bearhug.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
It was easy to show that Iraq had no nuclear weapons. Designating fentanyl as a weapon of the same class was a savvy move, as it will be impossible to prove that Venezuela does not have it.
December 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It was easy to show that Iraq had no nuclear weapons. Designating fentanyl as a weapon of the same class was a savvy move, as it will be impossible to prove that Venezuela does not have it.
Greg Bovino dressed for a photo op as an SS officer. But what did he have in mind?
December 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Greg Bovino dressed for a photo op as an SS officer. But what did he have in mind?
I lost my job, I can't afford groceries, and my kids have measles. But at least now there's no menorah in the White House.
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I lost my job, I can't afford groceries, and my kids have measles. But at least now there's no menorah in the White House.
Many on the right have made disparaging comments about Rob Reiner, but Martha-Ann Alito is flying her Stop the Steal flag at half-staff to honor the beloved film director.
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Many on the right have made disparaging comments about Rob Reiner, but Martha-Ann Alito is flying her Stop the Steal flag at half-staff to honor the beloved film director.
In this Oakland diner, Welch still means Bob. But they do know this: an obscure liberal comedian's comments are every bit as important as the comments of the president of the United States.
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In this Oakland diner, Welch still means Bob. But they do know this: an obscure liberal comedian's comments are every bit as important as the comments of the president of the United States.
This may be peak both sides. (How many of you have heard of Jennifer Welch?)
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This may be peak both sides. (How many of you have heard of Jennifer Welch?)
Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard or Donald Trump mocking a recently murdered film director, both presidents shattered Washington norms.
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard or Donald Trump mocking a recently murdered film director, both presidents shattered Washington norms.
(1/2) Although they may not admit it, Trump's base loves him *because* of things like his disgusting comments on Rob Reiner (not despite them).
That's not to say this might turn some swing voter types off. But most ppl who support him either love that he does this (his real base)....
That's not to say this might turn some swing voter types off. But most ppl who support him either love that he does this (his real base)....
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
(1/2) Although they may not admit it, Trump's base loves him *because* of things like his disgusting comments on Rob Reiner (not despite them).
That's not to say this might turn some swing voter types off. But most ppl who support him either love that he does this (his real base)....
That's not to say this might turn some swing voter types off. But most ppl who support him either love that he does this (his real base)....
Today's weak jobs report raises new questions about Joe Biden's economic policies.
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Today's weak jobs report raises new questions about Joe Biden's economic policies.
Reposted by NY Times Pitchbot
A sociopathic narcissist exploits tragedy/suffering of others to satisfy his dysfunctionally competitive, vindictive need to "win"....and to Self Aggrandize.
In this one statement, Trump exhibits 7 of 9 symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and 6 of 7 for Anti-Social PD (sociopathy).
1/
In this one statement, Trump exhibits 7 of 9 symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and 6 of 7 for Anti-Social PD (sociopathy).
1/
The timing of this post and the reference to the murders being "due to the anger ... caused others through … TDS" suggests strongly that Trump believed that **one or more of his supporters** had committed the murders—and that they had committed the atrocity **justifiably**.
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
A sociopathic narcissist exploits tragedy/suffering of others to satisfy his dysfunctionally competitive, vindictive need to "win"....and to Self Aggrandize.
In this one statement, Trump exhibits 7 of 9 symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and 6 of 7 for Anti-Social PD (sociopathy).
1/
In this one statement, Trump exhibits 7 of 9 symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and 6 of 7 for Anti-Social PD (sociopathy).
1/
Donald Trump just unleashed a vicious tirade against a man who was recently murdered. But my liberal neighbor still has a Free Mumia bumpersticker on her Volvo. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Donald Trump just unleashed a vicious tirade against a man who was recently murdered. But my liberal neighbor still has a Free Mumia bumpersticker on her Volvo. I have never felt more politically homeless.
Liberals say Trump Derangement Syndrome isn't real. Then why are they still talking about his Rob Reiner remarks over eight hours after he posted them?
by Hugh Hewitt
by Hugh Hewitt
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Liberals say Trump Derangement Syndrome isn't real. Then why are they still talking about his Rob Reiner remarks over eight hours after he posted them?
by Hugh Hewitt
by Hugh Hewitt
The Free Press | Want to understand Nick Fuentes's antisemitism? Start with the leftist ideology funded by George Soros, the Rothschilds, J.B. Pritzker, Bernie Sanders, Adam Schiff, David Geffen, Steven Spielberg, and the late Rob Reiner.
by Rod Dreher
by Rod Dreher
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Free Press | Want to understand Nick Fuentes's antisemitism? Start with the leftist ideology funded by George Soros, the Rothschilds, J.B. Pritzker, Bernie Sanders, Adam Schiff, David Geffen, Steven Spielberg, and the late Rob Reiner.
by Rod Dreher
by Rod Dreher
In this Ohio diner, Reiner still means Carl. But they do know this: Donald Trump is right that Rob and Michele Reiner’s tragic deaths were all about Donald Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
In this Ohio diner, Reiner still means Carl. But they do know this: Donald Trump is right that Rob and Michele Reiner’s tragic deaths were all about Donald Trump.
The moment that law enforcement knew they'd arrested the wrong man in the Brown University shootings? When FBI director Kash Patel went on X and announced they'd arrested the right man in the Brown University shootings.
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The moment that law enforcement knew they'd arrested the wrong man in the Brown University shootings? When FBI director Kash Patel went on X and announced they'd arrested the right man in the Brown University shootings.
A spate of mass shootings, extrajudicial military killings, and economic hardships are plaguing the world. Here are two more articles about the State Department changing its font back to Times New Roman.
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
A spate of mass shootings, extrajudicial military killings, and economic hardships are plaguing the world. Here are two more articles about the State Department changing its font back to Times New Roman.
Analysis | Trump rallies his MAGA base with attacks on a recently murdered film director
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Analysis | Trump rallies his MAGA base with attacks on a recently murdered film director
Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
Today is the day that Donald Trump truly became president.
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Today is the day that Donald Trump truly became president.
Donald Trump's rant about Rob Reiner raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Donald Trump's rant about Rob Reiner raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.