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Sure, some wild-eyed leftists like [check notes] Nate Silver and Matt Yglesias think Democrats were winning the shutdown and shouldn't have caved....
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sure, some wild-eyed leftists like [check notes] Nate Silver and Matt Yglesias think Democrats were winning the shutdown and shouldn't have caved....
The best role Tom Hanks ever played was as Alex P. Keaton's alcoholic uncle on Family Ties
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The best role Tom Hanks ever played was as Alex P. Keaton's alcoholic uncle on Family Ties
What stage of capitalism is this? I think Marx himself would’ve thought capitalist motherfuckers won’t be this crazy.
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What stage of capitalism is this? I think Marx himself would’ve thought capitalist motherfuckers won’t be this crazy.
How it started. How it’s going.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
How it started. How it’s going.
Tough night for Turley
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Tough night for Turley
Just two Atlantic writers who totally aren't right-wing Trump supporters....
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Just two Atlantic writers who totally aren't right-wing Trump supporters....
"The East Wing of the White House in an undated photograph. Critics are outraged over its demolition, but some welcome a change"
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"The East Wing of the White House in an undated photograph. Critics are outraged over its demolition, but some welcome a change"
Your liberal media at work.
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Your liberal media at work.
“the president’s unorthodox style”
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“the president’s unorthodox style”
Ezra has always had his blind spots
October 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ezra has always had his blind spots
They both like couches.
October 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
They both like couches.
"Never Let You Go" is a good song.
October 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Never Let You Go" is a good song.
Hard to compete with this.
October 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hard to compete with this.
What the fuck happened to you, man? Your ass used to be beautiful.
October 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What the fuck happened to you, man? Your ass used to be beautiful.
We wanted to understand Democratic Socialists of America. So we talked to two old guys who voted for Trump. (Yes, this is literally the article.)
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We wanted to understand Democratic Socialists of America. So we talked to two old guys who voted for Trump. (Yes, this is literally the article.)
No mandate for Mamdani
October 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
No mandate for Mamdani
How it started. How it's going.
October 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
How it started. How it's going.
We don’t talk about this guy enough. He’s top-tier.
September 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We don’t talk about this guy enough. He’s top-tier.
This chart just blows my mind.
September 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This chart just blows my mind.