Low Quality Facts
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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Native Beaver Spirit Ceramic Ornament. This is why atheists are wrong. You could be praying to the beaver spirit you fools. This is also why Christians are wrong. The beaver spirit is clearly the superior deity you fools.
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December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Native Beaver Spirit Ceramic Ornament. This is why atheists are wrong. You could be praying to the beaver spirit you fools. This is also why Christians are wrong. The beaver spirit is clearly the superior deity you fools.
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collabs.shop/lsrngv
We were born to smile.
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
We were born to smile.
Those were the good ol' days.
December 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Those were the good ol' days.
Please never say this.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Please never say this.
I can't wait.
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I can't wait.
In the past month I have received separate complaints that I have been posting too much about politics and cats. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Enemy of the State" cat pin. Keep the complaints coming guys.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
In the past month I have received separate complaints that I have been posting too much about politics and cats. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Enemy of the State" cat pin. Keep the complaints coming guys.
collabs.shop/f0qstf
collabs.shop/f0qstf
On an unrelated note, if you give me your address I will send you a Christmas present.
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
On an unrelated note, if you give me your address I will send you a Christmas present.
Wow, I actually never knew this.
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Wow, I actually never knew this.
It was a rough year for Wendy's.
December 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It was a rough year for Wendy's.
My new hobby is collecting mugs that are no longer culturally relevant. So tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Missing Spine mug insulting Paul Ryan, the 2012 Republican Vice Presidential candidate.
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December 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My new hobby is collecting mugs that are no longer culturally relevant. So tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Missing Spine mug insulting Paul Ryan, the 2012 Republican Vice Presidential candidate.
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collabs.shop/pz9euz
That's understandable.
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
That's understandable.
I've read them all.
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I've read them all.
Wow, I never knew that.
December 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Wow, I never knew that.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Christmas Tree plush. Remember to get rid of your Christmas trees before January 1, because that is when the thousands of spider eggs inside the tree will hatch.
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December 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Christmas Tree plush. Remember to get rid of your Christmas trees before January 1, because that is when the thousands of spider eggs inside the tree will hatch.
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collabs.shop/qjyyys
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
Real sly, Jimmy.
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Real sly, Jimmy.
Maybe we don't need to invent everything.
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Maybe we don't need to invent everything.
I somehow never knew this.
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I somehow never knew this.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Holiday Armadillo Christmas Sweater. Wear it so you can have this conversation:
Random Guy: Friends isn't funny. If you take away the laugh track it's so awkward.
You: It was made around the laugh track. You don't understand television.
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Random Guy: Friends isn't funny. If you take away the laugh track it's so awkward.
You: It was made around the laugh track. You don't understand television.
collabs.shop/nwm96g
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Holiday Armadillo Christmas Sweater. Wear it so you can have this conversation:
Random Guy: Friends isn't funny. If you take away the laugh track it's so awkward.
You: It was made around the laugh track. You don't understand television.
collabs.shop/nwm96g
Random Guy: Friends isn't funny. If you take away the laugh track it's so awkward.
You: It was made around the laugh track. You don't understand television.
collabs.shop/nwm96g
That's crazy.
December 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
That's crazy.
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
Their profit margins must be insane.
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Their profit margins must be insane.
We made a comic about parenting.
December 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We made a comic about parenting.