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Productive Outs

@productiveouts.bsky.social

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Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · Nov 11

Done with the other place. This is your home for bad baseball takes and fake names for now.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 4h

a man wearing a t-shirt that says valencia stands in a bullring

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 4h

Follow me into the sea

Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 5h

Love and intentional walk directly followed by an unintentional walk. That’s just good baseball.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 5h

SoundCloud Rapper

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 5h

The Dodgers had Michael Conforto grow a goatee, gave him Andy Pages’ jersey, and asked him to hit right-handed. Can’t fool me.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 6h

Freddie Freeman going to the barber with a picture of Howie Long and saying, “This, please.”

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 6h

If I was Max Muncy I simply would have hit the ball a tiny bit farther.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 6h

BASEBALL!

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 7d

Blake Snell has Resting Gamer Face. You can’t get that look unless you’ve logged *serious* screen time.

Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 7d

There's a lot of "Blake Snell looks like . . ." commentary when he pitches a national game. But folks, you're off base.

Blake Snell looks like every third dude I went to high school with in West Virginia. I can tell you every cassette tape he has in his 1986 Ford Ranger and his brand of dip.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 10h

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 12h

I don't know that we're talking about Logan Gilbert's Resting Pitch Face enough. Elite. Karstens-esque. Simply breathtaking.

Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 12h

Legendary

Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 12h

I don't know that we're talking about Logan Gilbert's Resting Pitch Face enough. Elite. Karstens-esque. Simply breathtaking.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 18h

Missed the ALCS game last night, but I gather I am meant to believe a guy shoved 29 butt plugs up his ass, made a tee commemorating it, spent a grip on a front row seat behind the dish, and wore said tee to the game?

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 2d

Bluesky gon' Bluesky.

Plucky P @pluckypurcell.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like this is your fault

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d

This is purgatory.

Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d

Ourmen Bazardos

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d

We’ve given many of the players in this game balsa wood bats. Let’s see if anyone notices.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d

I have zero rooting interest in this game and I *still* feel like I’m covered in ants and my hair is on fire.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d

Or not

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d

Troy Melton down

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d

Gogan Lilbert is what you say to your son Bert when he asks if he can go down the slide again.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 3d

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d

Before today, everyone was talking about how one of the slowest dudes in baseball stealing third base, Kerry Carpenter mashing left-handed pitching, and Leo Rivas would factor into the outcome, so I’m really not surprised by any of this.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d

Kerry is short for Kerald.

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