What a dork

Thanks for Double Band

seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back

We learned that Fox can’t figure out how to get their on-field microphones to work to save their lives

No running out the clock. No kneeling down. You must throw the ball over the plate or you will lose. It’s fantastic.

I have zero rooting interest in this game and I *still* feel like I’m covered in ants and my hair is on fire.

I have no dog in this fight, but my stomach is in a knot watching this

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

I’ve been baking sourdough for a year and a half. I’ve become a big home cook over the last decade because it grounds me and gives me peace when the world seems unhinged. I’m entering a baking competition tomorrow and I am so excited for it. I hope y’all can find your sourdough and peace these days.

I had one in my cart at Costco and decided to put it back on the shelf. Might actually buy one next week.

The gents have done it again. 12 albums in and this one is just just as good or better than anything they’ve put out over the last 27(?!) years

This release is the equivalent Taylor Swift for middle aged guys from SoCal. Needless to say, I am stoked for this one on Friday www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-...

The mention of (and subsequent reaction to) the old message board made me audibly chuckle. Great article.

How does one go from being teammates with Mike Trout to being his manager? That’s gonna be weird but I guess none of this bullshit matters until Arte dies or sells the team.

Just a bunch of dipshit cowards. Always have been.

Poor Randy Bobandy has fallen off the cheeseburger truck and onto a fascist F-250

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

She is a ridiculous creature, and one of the many running jokes is that she has two brain cells and they are working HARD. Bless our collective Beans ❤️🫘

So the shelter gave her the exact opposite of a male dog, and she was dubbed “Dolly”. (As in “Dolly Mama”, not Parton) So we call her Dolly Bean, Baby Bean, Teen Mom/Bean Mom, Bean Machine, etc. Lou, our older Chihuahua, is now String Bean, Queen Bean, and whatnot

We too have a “Bean”. My fiancé wanted to foster a male dog because she thought it would be easier on her old chihuahua mix. The shelter dropped off Dolly. She quickly deduced that it was, in fact, not a boy but a girl, and she was shaped like a jellybean. Turns out she was pregnant with 6 puppies.

Bear driving car how can that be?