Productive Outs
@productiveouts.bsky.social
Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.
Is a -54 OAA bad? It sounds bad.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Is a -54 OAA bad? It sounds bad.
Trying to figure if Rhett Lowder looks more like a …
a) guitarist for a 90s thrash band
b) former member of Blue Oyster Cult
c) a Vegas magician
a) guitarist for a 90s thrash band
b) former member of Blue Oyster Cult
c) a Vegas magician
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Trying to figure if Rhett Lowder looks more like a …
a) guitarist for a 90s thrash band
b) former member of Blue Oyster Cult
c) a Vegas magician
a) guitarist for a 90s thrash band
b) former member of Blue Oyster Cult
c) a Vegas magician
I don't know that we're talking about Logan Gilbert's Resting Pitch Face enough. Elite. Karstens-esque. Simply breathtaking.
October 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don't know that we're talking about Logan Gilbert's Resting Pitch Face enough. Elite. Karstens-esque. Simply breathtaking.
This is so good. Must-read.
October 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is so good. Must-read.
Ron speaks the truth.
September 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ron speaks the truth.
Baseball is the best because a guy who looks like this and wears this kinda tee can be the best player in the American League.
September 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Baseball is the best because a guy who looks like this and wears this kinda tee can be the best player in the American League.
Pleased to announce the Angels have clinched at least a tie for last place in the AL West. Again. Nice work everyone!
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Pleased to announce the Angels have clinched at least a tie for last place in the AL West. Again. Nice work everyone!
Do you understand how bad you have to be to strike out 100+ more times than one of the worst teams in the history of the sport?
September 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Do you understand how bad you have to be to strike out 100+ more times than one of the worst teams in the history of the sport?
10/10. No notes.
September 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
10/10. No notes.
I clicked on this OC Register article and it took me the word "NOPE" in 500-point font.
September 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I clicked on this OC Register article and it took me the word "NOPE" in 500-point font.
Is this Sean McVay as a kid?
September 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Is this Sean McVay as a kid?
I love baseball
September 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love baseball
Zach Neto is a few weeks away from getting on Sapp’s level.
September 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Zach Neto is a few weeks away from getting on Sapp’s level.
Has anyone ever done a deep dive on why Mike Trout’s alt nickname has five i’s? Seems like fodder for @ewpod.bsky.social or @sammillerbb.bsky.social.
September 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Has anyone ever done a deep dive on why Mike Trout’s alt nickname has five i’s? Seems like fodder for @ewpod.bsky.social or @sammillerbb.bsky.social.
Remembering Shitty Angels
September 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Remembering Shitty Angels
Let’s remember a cavalcade of Chads.
September 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Let’s remember a cavalcade of Chads.
Let's check in on the husk of Mike Trout.
August 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Let's check in on the husk of Mike Trout.
Dead ringer for Dick Butkus
August 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dead ringer for Dick Butkus
Star Wars-ass name.
August 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Star Wars-ass name.
Jerry knows ball.
August 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Jerry knows ball.