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· Jan 17
5 RULES OF BITDIZZY THOUGHT
1) defining yourself in opposition to something is a parasitic relationship
2) a heretic is better than an apostate is better than a convert
3) AIN’T NO WAR BUT HOLY WAR
4) i am a religious and political extremist
5) no amount of methamphetamine substitutes for sleep
1) defining yourself in opposition to something is a parasitic relationship
2) a heretic is better than an apostate is better than a convert
3) AIN’T NO WAR BUT HOLY WAR
4) i am a religious and political extremist
5) no amount of methamphetamine substitutes for sleep
man named Dirt who sells you mystery box designer chemical mixes he calls Pussy Labubu
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
man named Dirt who sells you mystery box designer chemical mixes he calls Pussy Labubu
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a chow chow named chow chow
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
a chow chow named chow chow
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Hot take: Your analysts doing "some basic data engineering" is killing your analytics function. The MTA hired 5 dedicated data engineers and it unlocked everything else. Stop asking data scientists to maintain pipelines. www.mta.info/article/less...
Lessons learned in starting a central data team
Learn how the MTA succeeded in setting up a central data team and a general purpose, cloud-based platform for data analytics.
www.mta.info
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hot take: Your analysts doing "some basic data engineering" is killing your analytics function. The MTA hired 5 dedicated data engineers and it unlocked everything else. Stop asking data scientists to maintain pipelines. www.mta.info/article/less...
“why are you militantly exercising nearly everyday for hours at a time”
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“why are you militantly exercising nearly everyday for hours at a time”
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“why are you militantly exercising nearly everyday for hours at a time”
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“why are you militantly exercising nearly everyday for hours at a time”
@utopia-defer.red keeps promoting books called shit like “Da Based Prophet” or “Da Occult Prophet” what could it mean
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@utopia-defer.red keeps promoting books called shit like “Da Based Prophet” or “Da Occult Prophet” what could it mean
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didn’t he erase sponebob’s peanjts
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
didn’t he erase sponebob’s peanjts
sauces are good names for cats and toppings are good names for dogs
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
sauces are good names for cats and toppings are good names for dogs
some of you got stink lines
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
some of you got stink lines
my cat was snoring and i thought it was my nose because she was synchronized to my exhalations even when i held my breath to rule out my own nose whistles??
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
my cat was snoring and i thought it was my nose because she was synchronized to my exhalations even when i held my breath to rule out my own nose whistles??
dog in pfp is always an adolf hitler indicator has anyone figured out why?
Joe Biden was old but he wasn’t a fucking xenophobic racist dictator wannabe.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
dog in pfp is always an adolf hitler indicator has anyone figured out why?
speaking of which— poser leftoids still on twitter high lo key are still only there because nuclear block ruins their addiction to flogging lolcows
chlamydia charlotte is on this app and hasn’t main charactered yet?
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
speaking of which— poser leftoids still on twitter high lo key are still only there because nuclear block ruins their addiction to flogging lolcows
chlamydia charlotte is on this app and hasn’t main charactered yet?
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
chlamydia charlotte is on this app and hasn’t main charactered yet?
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So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
the only thing that has changed about America is how big the con which ravage entire family trees can get before anyone will do anything about it :)
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
the only thing that has changed about America is how big the con which ravage entire family trees can get before anyone will do anything about it :)
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yea yea hate to break it to you lady but we’re all versed in sunyata and abstruse tiantai dialectics here
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
yea yea hate to break it to you lady but we’re all versed in sunyata and abstruse tiantai dialectics here
woman who invites the wrath of Olympus by grilling better than any god call her Glizzachne
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
woman who invites the wrath of Olympus by grilling better than any god call her Glizzachne
woman who gets MLB radio casts in Atlantis and yearns to fall in love with an autistic man who proposes at a Nationals game while she’s dumpstering a hot dog on the jumbotron call her the glizzle mermaid
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
woman who gets MLB radio casts in Atlantis and yearns to fall in love with an autistic man who proposes at a Nationals game while she’s dumpstering a hot dog on the jumbotron call her the glizzle mermaid
woman who can wish for her sandwich to transform into a hot dog with relish but it turns back to norm at midnight call her glizzarella
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
woman who can wish for her sandwich to transform into a hot dog with relish but it turns back to norm at midnight call her glizzarella
woman who always knows when a guy is about to dry out the hot dogs but they never listen call her glizzandra
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
woman who always knows when a guy is about to dry out the hot dogs but they never listen call her glizzandra
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told my mom that credit ratings were invented in the 80s and that before that we just used racism to determine who gets a loan. she got mad and started reading the wikipedia page out loud to prove me wrong only to trail off in horror.
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
told my mom that credit ratings were invented in the 80s and that before that we just used racism to determine who gets a loan. she got mad and started reading the wikipedia page out loud to prove me wrong only to trail off in horror.
sentence that is highly offensive if you are illiterate but just kinda funny if you know how to read call that a heisenslur
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
sentence that is highly offensive if you are illiterate but just kinda funny if you know how to read call that a heisenslur
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(32 y/o gay boy dressed up like Spencer’s crop top Princess Peach) Will you be my Luigi for tonight…? Mario doesn’t have to know…
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(32 y/o gay boy dressed up like Spencer’s crop top Princess Peach) Will you be my Luigi for tonight…? Mario doesn’t have to know…
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
(32 y/o lesbian dressed up like moè dracula) >w< who’s weady for her bloody fucky sucky suck
(her 28 y/o girlfriend with eight wikipedia tabs about strontium poisoning open on her laptop) i need you to leave the room right now so i can punch the wall and masturbate about how cringe you are
(her 28 y/o girlfriend with eight wikipedia tabs about strontium poisoning open on her laptop) i need you to leave the room right now so i can punch the wall and masturbate about how cringe you are
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
(32 y/o lesbian dressed up like moè dracula) >w< who’s weady for her bloody fucky sucky suck
(her 28 y/o girlfriend with eight wikipedia tabs about strontium poisoning open on her laptop) i need you to leave the room right now so i can punch the wall and masturbate about how cringe you are
(her 28 y/o girlfriend with eight wikipedia tabs about strontium poisoning open on her laptop) i need you to leave the room right now so i can punch the wall and masturbate about how cringe you are