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· Jan 17
5 RULES OF BITDIZZY THOUGHT
1) defining yourself in opposition to something is a parasitic relationship
2) a heretic is better than an apostate is better than a convert
3) AIN’T NO WAR BUT HOLY WAR
4) i am a religious and political extremist
5) no amount of methamphetamine substitutes for sleep
1) defining yourself in opposition to something is a parasitic relationship
2) a heretic is better than an apostate is better than a convert
3) AIN’T NO WAR BUT HOLY WAR
4) i am a religious and political extremist
5) no amount of methamphetamine substitutes for sleep
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the democrats are flopping so hard rn that one of my fb friends who was a standard anti-communist lib this time last year has officially posted that she's a socialist who despises the democrats
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
the democrats are flopping so hard rn that one of my fb friends who was a standard anti-communist lib this time last year has officially posted that she's a socialist who despises the democrats
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it's probably fine that we're all downstream of a mass of performers play-acting serious criticism with so much inertia that their trash finds their way into basically everything
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
it's probably fine that we're all downstream of a mass of performers play-acting serious criticism with so much inertia that their trash finds their way into basically everything
(slurpberg voice) CAMPS CAMPS CAMPS CAMPS CAMP
We gotta put the entire senate in The Crystal
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
(slurpberg voice) CAMPS CAMPS CAMPS CAMPS CAMP
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We gotta put the entire senate in The Crystal
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We gotta put the entire senate in The Crystal
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In my defense, when I said “the democratic senate’s incompetence is a self-censoring fact“, I did not realize I was prophesying that they would make their own actions, in their capacity as senators, legally self-censoring in the eyes of the law.
National democratic leadership is getting so bad that it is becoming a self censoring fact in the same way that Trump’s evil and incompetency becomes self censoring
A real banner week for Chuck Schumer, given that only a few days ago he refused to back the Democratic nominee for mayor of his home city.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
In my defense, when I said “the democratic senate’s incompetence is a self-censoring fact“, I did not realize I was prophesying that they would make their own actions, in their capacity as senators, legally self-censoring in the eyes of the law.
piss is the plural of pee
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
piss is the plural of pee
she got me brillo al dento ragu no clue garlic shoe
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
she got me brillo al dento ragu no clue garlic shoe
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last time i got a warning a string templating system fucked up or something so i dont even know what i did wrong but on the other hand it was 9/11 so i guess i did probably post something spicy enough to warrant it but like. who knows
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
last time i got a warning a string templating system fucked up or something so i dont even know what i did wrong but on the other hand it was 9/11 so i guess i did probably post something spicy enough to warrant it but like. who knows
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A whole lot of people finished Tuesday night going "hell yeah, what the fuck good is dem leadership? What the fuck are they actually doing here?"
And then 5 days later Schumer slams his dick in the car door and gives a double thumbs up, erasing any lingering doubt.
And then 5 days later Schumer slams his dick in the car door and gives a double thumbs up, erasing any lingering doubt.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A whole lot of people finished Tuesday night going "hell yeah, what the fuck good is dem leadership? What the fuck are they actually doing here?"
And then 5 days later Schumer slams his dick in the car door and gives a double thumbs up, erasing any lingering doubt.
And then 5 days later Schumer slams his dick in the car door and gives a double thumbs up, erasing any lingering doubt.
I'll laugh and make fun of them if the Mamdani admin-to-be doesn't adapt to what happened last night. Schumer is dead meat in the water, and Jeffries incoherently welded himself to his asshole like a hemorrhoid samurai. The push on this news is well timed to force the issue—is Mamdani cadre or nah?
NYC Councilmember Chi Ossé, 27, is preparing to challenge House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries in next June’s primary, the NYT reports.
A progressive aligned with mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani, Ossé is reportedly being urged by Mamdani not to run, fearing it could jeopardize his push to win...
A progressive aligned with mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani, Ossé is reportedly being urged by Mamdani not to run, fearing it could jeopardize his push to win...
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'll laugh and make fun of them if the Mamdani admin-to-be doesn't adapt to what happened last night. Schumer is dead meat in the water, and Jeffries incoherently welded himself to his asshole like a hemorrhoid samurai. The push on this news is well timed to force the issue—is Mamdani cadre or nah?
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There will be a new @sarahkendzior.bsky.social post about this week but really just read “They Knew” and you’ll have all the details with references.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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You realize floods are as much a political choice as a natural disaster watching basically all of Thailand get inundated as the government moves water around to keep the Bangkok CBD from getting wet
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You realize floods are as much a political choice as a natural disaster watching basically all of Thailand get inundated as the government moves water around to keep the Bangkok CBD from getting wet
Likely the first test of the mayor elect, even if he isn't in office when it goes down.
📍Columbia University
Student organizers gathered to denounce the university’s decision to invite Hillary and Bill Clinton, former US ambassador to Israel Jacob Lew, and Israeli journalist Nadav Eyal.
Acting President Claire Shipman delivered opening remarks and the event was moderated by Keren...
Student organizers gathered to denounce the university’s decision to invite Hillary and Bill Clinton, former US ambassador to Israel Jacob Lew, and Israeli journalist Nadav Eyal.
Acting President Claire Shipman delivered opening remarks and the event was moderated by Keren...
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Likely the first test of the mayor elect, even if he isn't in office when it goes down.
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When asked about his goals, an IDF soldier said he wanted to “enter Gaza and kill everyone.” The interviewer chuckled.
@OunkaonX via X: "Even in his wheelchair, all he can dream about is killing Palestinians. This is what decades of dehumanization creates - a nation where cruelty is celebrated."
@OunkaonX via X: "Even in his wheelchair, all he can dream about is killing Palestinians. This is what decades of dehumanization creates - a nation where cruelty is celebrated."
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
When asked about his goals, an IDF soldier said he wanted to “enter Gaza and kill everyone.” The interviewer chuckled.
@OunkaonX via X: "Even in his wheelchair, all he can dream about is killing Palestinians. This is what decades of dehumanization creates - a nation where cruelty is celebrated."
@OunkaonX via X: "Even in his wheelchair, all he can dream about is killing Palestinians. This is what decades of dehumanization creates - a nation where cruelty is celebrated."
are there still sycophants and lackeys bitching about tankies or are we all wise to the game now
we're going to do something with the same emotional and intellectual tenor as the phrase "restalinization"
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
are there still sycophants and lackeys bitching about tankies or are we all wise to the game now
remember limes obama. memes suck.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
remember limes obama. memes suck.
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they woobified the commodity form
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
they woobified the commodity form
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rectovaginal fistula for kim davis 2026
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
rectovaginal fistula for kim davis 2026
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I will hurt your feelings in a way that will stay with you until you fix your heart if you ever come at my boi syzygy like this
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I will hurt your feelings in a way that will stay with you until you fix your heart if you ever come at my boi syzygy like this
you can always tell which cops are juicing cuz their shoulder posture is SHIT their arms are turned completely in their backs are weak they have bully muscles and nothing else
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
you can always tell which cops are juicing cuz their shoulder posture is SHIT their arms are turned completely in their backs are weak they have bully muscles and nothing else
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we're still in a phase of things where broadcasting it has an annoying habit of blowing up the spot & getting products pulled or w/e but it's extremely viable to pick up estradiol without a prescription. gateekeeping keeps gettin more and more intense & the gov't keeps fuckin w insurance. fuck it
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
we're still in a phase of things where broadcasting it has an annoying habit of blowing up the spot & getting products pulled or w/e but it's extremely viable to pick up estradiol without a prescription. gateekeeping keeps gettin more and more intense & the gov't keeps fuckin w insurance. fuck it
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November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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