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Pookleblinky
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All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.

Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
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A shitpost so powerful it causes a pontypool language virus situation
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Daily bunny no.3164 finds the smugglers' hideout
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The famous geo-chode
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
How many of the people you know have spent at least some of the last two weeks sick with some kind of nausea symptoms
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I really hope the people who are giving money to the leopards eating face party so that the leopards won’t eat their face pay attention to the fact that the closer you are to the leopards, the closer your face is to the leopards.
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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My lord, I just fully processed where it is this thread is taking me: the man is Slop Incarnate.

Trump is Slop Incarnate.
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
About halfway through the book there is a decade long time skip, and it's revealed that during this timeskip animals started turning into zombies too.

Survivors start wearing big clown shoes made of scrap metal to stomp on zombie rats.
George Romero's book The Living Dead is interesting.

He'd written maybe a third of it before he died, with maybe half the rest outlined in notes. Daniel Kraus then finished it posthumously, editing and remixing stuff into final form.

The first third is pure Romero.
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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The GOP will make an anti-trans policy that literally targets a single high schooler. One person, targeted specifically for violence.

And the dem response, outside Walz, will be like 2 minutes of speech that doesn't ever actually use the word "trans"
October 12, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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GOP: We are absolutely going to kill these specific people.

Dems: Let me be clear. We, all of us, must do what we need to do to be who we need to be.
October 12, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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Wild how trump will specifically say exactly who he wants to have targeted for violence, and dems counter with the most abstract, general platitude bullshit.

Trump: I am going to kill trans people, also Haitians.

Dems: All of us, all communities, we all must come together. All of us.
October 12, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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A month from now he's posting a dozen videos a day, all deleted within a few minutes, each one containing wildly fucked up AI slop, and no one in the administration mentions it.

No journalists go "hey what the fuck is going on here" either
September 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Like it becomes just a normal thing. Yeah the president's posted a video where he declares war on Canada and then says he's going to resurrect Elvis, but that's just what presidents do. It got deleted half an hour later, just like yesterday's where he announced that the mothership had been hacked
September 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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No journalists mentioning "hey lately he's been posting obviously AI-generated videos of himself saying very strange and concerning stuff, and then these videos are deleted a few minutes later, what is going on here?"
September 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Like imagine this keeps happening, and keeps getting caught after the fact.

Each day he posts an AI slop video of himself where like 10 seconds in he declares nuclear war on the Moon, or announces that he is a robot, or confesses to being a serial killer, or such.

Then it's quietly taken down
September 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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So like, then what? Are they gonna have to put parental controls and a quarantine on his browsing, a personal minder to look at every video to make sure 30 seconds in it's not another one where he turns to the camera as an aside and says "I am the Zodiac Killer" or such
September 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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They *know* he's seeing his face and going "ooh that's me!" and instantly slamming that repost button.

They know there are about 8 billion people who'd love to see him do so on a video where he turns right to the camera and says something *wildly* fucking implicating or deranged.
September 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Like, what happens when not if he posts a video of himself where 15 seconds in he admits to fucking kids with Epstein, or announces that Goku is going to become ambassador to the UN, or simply starts reading the lyrics to the Thong Song
September 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Interesting information environment these miserable nazi dipshits created for themselves.

Like, literally any video of himself trump sees could be spliced with an AI slop interlude of him saying absolutely wild shit and there's a good chance he'll repost it without even noticing.
Guarantee you someone could make a similar ai slop video where he confesses to pedophilia 15 seconds in and the man would retweet it on his personal social media blog
September 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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I guess technically it is strategy, in the same sense that a kid sucking their thumb and clutching a stuffie is a strategy.

He is dysregulated, he is using the crowd to co-regulate and it is extremely disconcerting from a "he's an adult and in charge of nukes" sort of perspective
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Parent of a toddler here.

He is not doing strategy with this rally stuff.

He is agitated and engaging in self-soothing behavior
Trump can go to Pennsylvania, mock the topic of affordability, lie that prices are way down, but that won’t change the trajectory. Holding a rally with supporters laughing along with him about affordability doesn’t make him look any less untethered from reality & the actual struggles of Americans.
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I ordered 31,500 55 gallon stainless steel drums full of pickled sliced jalapenos, going to be very literally swimming in that delicious spicy brine filter-feeding bits of pepper in the manner of a baleen whale
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCp1...

Those are snippets from their 3.5 hour long play of the worst-rated adventure
I Forced My Friends to play D&D's Worst-Rated Adventure
YouTube video by Just Roll With It
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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www.youtube.com/shorts/GSzSd...

When you're trying to play an old school D&D module from back when the authors would such as casually drop hard R's
The Problem With Old D&D Adventures
YouTube video by Just Roll With It
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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A huge night for Democrats:

—They flip Miami's mayorship.
—They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%.
—They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council.
—And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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"Other events have included the SPAM carving display involving themes based on current events, body parts, or animals such as the SPAMagator, the SPAM calling contest, the SPAM facial, and the Tug of War across a pit filled with SPAM jelly"
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM