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Pookleblinky
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All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.

Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
The floor, is stronk.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Guy who got paid $500k to come up with it: Strong floor, no ceiling, surely this slogan doesn't harken back to literally over a century of Leftist imagery. No need to look up anything.
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Like literally.

Strong floor, indeed.
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You need to buy a 1lb bag of ajinomoto MSG.

It'll cost like 5-10 bucks or less and make everything you make delicious for a long time.
September 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
If you've ever eaten at a restaurant, those small shallow ceramic cups they give you for sauces are called monkey dishes.

The name comes from the cups looking like an organ grinder's monkey's cymbals.
August 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Aha, found it
July 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This dial was 3, a month ago.

Remember: the empty shelves are already here, just not equally distributed yet. The shortages were baked in, a month ago.

One last pump and dump, as a treat
May 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I use messagease, which looks like this. It's all tiny swipes and taps with one thumb
January 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Tfw you solve the lament configuration so wrong the cenobites show up and are like "woah what the fuck that's wild"
November 30, 2024 at 4:58 PM
November 20, 2024 at 9:42 AM
November 18, 2024 at 7:24 PM
November 17, 2024 at 9:48 PM
This is what school lunches *already* look like in the US.
November 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
My beanie what has got flower hippo ears
November 14, 2024 at 12:01 AM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from (whatever device you're using) without explanation.
November 5, 2024 at 2:57 PM
One of the interesting things in Hellraiser 2022 is what happened offscreen to the elon expy Voight between when he ascended, and when you see him next inside Leviathan.
November 5, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Blood orgy cult forearm porn, after someone dm'd only the word "FOREARM" after the banjo video
October 31, 2024 at 4:36 PM
A few seconds of banjo
October 31, 2024 at 12:14 PM
This stuff rocks. Fennel, sardines, onions, currants.

Haven't had it in ages, remembered it earlier today, and now increasingly nostalgic for it.
October 24, 2024 at 3:00 AM
At McDonald's, cooking a burger is done in batches.

You place a whole bunch of frozen burgers on the grill, and then close the top of the grill. Think a huge George Foreman grill.

Then you press a button to start the timer. Timer ticks down, grill opens.

Every single burger is cooked well done.
October 23, 2024 at 5:03 AM
You're deep in the blue, 50 meters down. You got over your fear of the deep, and are finally starting to get over your anxiety.

And you see a cute little fish.
October 15, 2024 at 12:15 AM
This was what he looked like in 1981.
October 12, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I just have this reaction from the Jake Likes Onions comic
October 12, 2024 at 6:53 AM