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@tanasimensis.bsky.social
Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://tana-simensis.sofurry.com
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://tana-simensis.sofurry.com
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just make everything one big company already. stop edging yourself and just cum, capitalism.
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
just make everything one big company already. stop edging yourself and just cum, capitalism.
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I decided to randomly reply to a random indeed recruiter
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I decided to randomly reply to a random indeed recruiter
I'll take Culver's over In-N-Out fight me
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'll take Culver's over In-N-Out fight me
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Wolves awoo. I "YAAAARRRRRRWWWWLLLLOOWOWOWOWAR...rewer"
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Wolves awoo. I "YAAAARRRRRRWWWWLLLLOOWOWOWOWAR...rewer"
*yowling at the big moon*
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
*yowling at the big moon*
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Hey fuzzies don't forget to express your anal glands when bottom prepping.
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Hey fuzzies don't forget to express your anal glands when bottom prepping.
Every night when I head to bed Avery RUNS to the bed while mewling and gives about 5 minutes of intense cuddles. Then he fucks off for the night.
It's silly and I think it's very cute. Wish he'd stay though x3
It's silly and I think it's very cute. Wish he'd stay though x3
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Every night when I head to bed Avery RUNS to the bed while mewling and gives about 5 minutes of intense cuddles. Then he fucks off for the night.
It's silly and I think it's very cute. Wish he'd stay though x3
It's silly and I think it's very cute. Wish he'd stay though x3
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To nobody's surprise I am in this picture staring at a deer
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
To nobody's surprise I am in this picture staring at a deer
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Viewers/readers/players anticipating your plot twists in advance is GOOD ACTUALLY.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Viewers/readers/players anticipating your plot twists in advance is GOOD ACTUALLY.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
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need old-men fuckers to come be my live-in maids and fund my aging body's medical expenses already, ding ding
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
need old-men fuckers to come be my live-in maids and fund my aging body's medical expenses already, ding ding
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deer furries be like:
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
deer furries be like:
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How your message finds me
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
How your message finds me
How your message finds me
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
How your message finds me
If you're a macro furry all skyscrapers have a built in flared base
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you're a macro furry all skyscrapers have a built in flared base
There is a man outside on a four wheeler going down the road dragging his child along in a sled towed by a rope.
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There is a man outside on a four wheeler going down the road dragging his child along in a sled towed by a rope.
I showed you my primordial pouch please respond
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I showed you my primordial pouch please respond
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December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Got an actual quote for a new roof. Roof itself is $15,000. Best quote I've gotten. If I add solar to it it would be 250 a month on the payment. Alas I cannot spare the 250 a month things are too tight. *flop* ugh
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Got an actual quote for a new roof. Roof itself is $15,000. Best quote I've gotten. If I add solar to it it would be 250 a month on the payment. Alas I cannot spare the 250 a month things are too tight. *flop* ugh
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This shit doesn't work.
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
This shit doesn't work.
*taps lectern mic* Something lowkey weird about furries especially in media is that only like coupled species produce children. Which makes sense from a biological perspective but it's a whole can of worms when it comes to interspecies couples, which given the sheer variety of species must be common
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
*taps lectern mic* Something lowkey weird about furries especially in media is that only like coupled species produce children. Which makes sense from a biological perspective but it's a whole can of worms when it comes to interspecies couples, which given the sheer variety of species must be common
Once again realizing I need a roommate to cost share but too paralyzed by brain badness to do anything about it. Also would want to shack up here in this place
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Once again realizing I need a roommate to cost share but too paralyzed by brain badness to do anything about it. Also would want to shack up here in this place