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tanasimensis.bsky.social
Tana
@tanasimensis.bsky.social
Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf

39. He/they

Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.

Sometimes I have thoughts.

18+ only. I horny post.

PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com

https://tana-simensis.sofurry.com
*taps lectern mic* Something lowkey weird about furries especially in media is that only like coupled species produce children. Which makes sense from a biological perspective but it's a whole can of worms when it comes to interspecies couples, which given the sheer variety of species must be common
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Once again realizing I need a roommate to cost share but too paralyzed by brain badness to do anything about it. Also would want to shack up here in this place
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I love being in a career that's part engineer, part laborer, and part programmer. Best part is it they don't want to pay you as well as any one of those jobs can get elsewhere! :D
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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For some reason Kaze Ghost Warrior just popped into my brain like a long lost memory escaping containment
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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NO come back I just want to say how pretty you are! :/

Why do they run from me
August 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For some reason Kaze Ghost Warrior just popped into my brain like a long lost memory escaping containment
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Klingon Come: Deliverance. You start as a lowly gagh farmer until a rival house steals your grandfathers bat'leth
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Klingon Come: Deliverance. You start as a lowly gagh farmer until a rival house steals your grandfathers bat'leth
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Trying to draw donks
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Seeing that it's deercember here's a little sketch of deer Tana by @wryote.bsky.social from a ways back.
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Need to start charging a toll on my leg bridge.
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Wild advertisement on YouTube
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Feels gross to plug my cyber monday sale immediately after having the family dog put down, but the wheels of capitalism crush those who don't keep up 🙃

Anyway, my sale is extended until midnight tonight

cairosteele.com

#BSNM #handmade #leather #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart
My 🌟 BLACK FRIDAY SALE 🌟 is still going strong!
20% off STOREWIDE 11/28-11/30
Sale prices displayed in cart. (Excludes MTO items)

shop.cairosteele.com

#BSNM #handmade #leather #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart #PupPlay #PetPlay
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Was looking at some commentary on the navy frigate cancellation and there are some idiots arguing about how nobody wants to work in the shipyards even though they're paying $24 an hour.

Hah. Haha. Hahahaha

Yeah no thanks.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Playing with style again! This time with some Bill Watterson inspiration. I grew up reading Calvin and Hobbes and it’ll always be a fave. (This is also a joke about my partner having to lean down to talk to me :P)
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Iiit's November now here
WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

🌟 IT'S TIIIIIIIME FOR PLAID MONTH 🌟
DRAW YOUR OC IN THESE

As I do every year with keeping this tradition going,
share your art here with the tag #PlaidMonth and I'll help repost for this wonderful cozy time of the year! ❤️
Let's rock em out!

<3
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I want to see someone show up to a dog agility contest course with a mountain lion.
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Look upon my twerks, ye mighty, and despair.
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The attack of the "about time i install this app" anime bots
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Welp.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Like 29% of being a furry is seeing a good pic of a friends fursona species and sending it to a friend of that species and going "it's you"

So if you're trying to discover your fursona try and make it one that you'll enjoy seeing many photos of from friends saying it's you.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What if...renting a bounce house for an orgy
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo:
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM