Gregory Possum-Friend
@possumacquainter.bsky.social
weary papa
i found a photo of an ocellated turkey in a magazine in high school and drew it with colored pencil for an art class, because it was an assignment and it was fun color-wise, and my mom hung it on our kitchen wall til she died. wasn't expecting it to stick around but i guess that's doing art for ya
statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i found a photo of an ocellated turkey in a magazine in high school and drew it with colored pencil for an art class, because it was an assignment and it was fun color-wise, and my mom hung it on our kitchen wall til she died. wasn't expecting it to stick around but i guess that's doing art for ya
writing CROATOAN everywhere i go just in case i gotta drop off the grid and go on the run real sudden like
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
writing CROATOAN everywhere i go just in case i gotta drop off the grid and go on the run real sudden like
15 people at the house, roughly 1000 people's worth of food
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
15 people at the house, roughly 1000 people's worth of food
now that Goran Gligovic's bluesky suspension (no reason given) is over, i can once again repost my favorite LOtR illustration of all time
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
now that Goran Gligovic's bluesky suspension (no reason given) is over, i can once again repost my favorite LOtR illustration of all time
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maybe the best Samwise Gamgee I've ever seen
The other bromance. The Hobbits are fun to design because there are both class and personality differences
April 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
maybe the best Samwise Gamgee I've ever seen
i was telling my wife we should listen to Cibo Matto as we make food, and she asked who they were, and i launched into a listing of Miho Hatori and Yuka Honda side projects that eventually sounded like Charlie Day attaching Conspiracy Strings to the corkboard
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i was telling my wife we should listen to Cibo Matto as we make food, and she asked who they were, and i launched into a listing of Miho Hatori and Yuka Honda side projects that eventually sounded like Charlie Day attaching Conspiracy Strings to the corkboard
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
me to the hummus i'm eating even though i spilled it on the floor which is theoretically "unsanitary",
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
me to the hummus i'm eating even though i spilled it on the floor which is theoretically "unsanitary",
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I’m at my local bar and two guys sitting next to each other just realized they know each other because one of them has set multiple of the other’s bones. The one guy logged onto mychart and they read the notes written by the other guy.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m at my local bar and two guys sitting next to each other just realized they know each other because one of them has set multiple of the other’s bones. The one guy logged onto mychart and they read the notes written by the other guy.
my kids were zooming up and down our street with the neighborhood kids this evening, and my 7-year-old was the only one on rollerblades, while the rest were running. if this was a diverse 80s ad-friendly group of adventurekids her nickname would be "Wheely" or "Speeda"
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
my kids were zooming up and down our street with the neighborhood kids this evening, and my 7-year-old was the only one on rollerblades, while the rest were running. if this was a diverse 80s ad-friendly group of adventurekids her nickname would be "Wheely" or "Speeda"
it's common for holidays to create some bittersweet mixed feelings.. just know that if you're looking at the turkey and thinking "i shouldve bought that limited-release
hobbit 40k set where they're making food instead of killing demons.." you. are. not. alone
hobbit 40k set where they're making food instead of killing demons.." you. are. not. alone
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
it's common for holidays to create some bittersweet mixed feelings.. just know that if you're looking at the turkey and thinking "i shouldve bought that limited-release
hobbit 40k set where they're making food instead of killing demons.." you. are. not. alone
hobbit 40k set where they're making food instead of killing demons.." you. are. not. alone
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Love this show poster I found online describing Soundgarden before the word “grunge” existed.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Love this show poster I found online describing Soundgarden before the word “grunge” existed.
guys you have to prepare earlier than this
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
guys you have to prepare earlier than this
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“Trump is the WH40K Emperor” is perhaps a perfect distillation of the apparent impermeability of the right-wing mind to theme, subtext, or flat-out text in media
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“Trump is the WH40K Emperor” is perhaps a perfect distillation of the apparent impermeability of the right-wing mind to theme, subtext, or flat-out text in media
what's incredible about this image is that i can hand a hot dog to my son while looking at a beautiful wife who loves me. even in 2025. the only difference is that when i do it am thinking about Woke Pronoun
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
what's incredible about this image is that i can hand a hot dog to my son while looking at a beautiful wife who loves me. even in 2025. the only difference is that when i do it am thinking about Woke Pronoun
wife is currently prepping for thanksgiving by playing the Linda Belcher Thanksgiving Song on Tuesday night
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
wife is currently prepping for thanksgiving by playing the Linda Belcher Thanksgiving Song on Tuesday night
I just heard one of my 4-year-olds say "huhhhh!" to the other one and the second one say "what's that 'huhhhh'? is that from something?"
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I just heard one of my 4-year-olds say "huhhhh!" to the other one and the second one say "what's that 'huhhhh'? is that from something?"
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The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
ah, shit! fuck. my kids all turned into Mumm Ra from thundercats. do you remember Mumm Ra. he would like.. fuckin cackle and get lightning. well they're all Mumm Ra now. hopefully that clears up but they might be Mumm Ra, from Thundercats, for many days
As we are now T minus 3.5 days from Thanksgiving, if you need to deploy Operation Avoid The Boundary Tramplers, tonight is when you post where they snoop about a headache or a queasy kid, or a funny noise from your car, or your pet acting strange, or a serious work issue or an unexpected paper.
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
ah, shit! fuck. my kids all turned into Mumm Ra from thundercats. do you remember Mumm Ra. he would like.. fuckin cackle and get lightning. well they're all Mumm Ra now. hopefully that clears up but they might be Mumm Ra, from Thundercats, for many days
some guy made a "Thanksgiving Carol" that sounds like Edward Sharpe trying to create an Annual Royalties Meal Ticket after the rest of the Magnetic Zeroes divorced him, and the kids keep asking me to play it. I keep telling them my phone can't play it, i guess only mama's phone can
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
some guy made a "Thanksgiving Carol" that sounds like Edward Sharpe trying to create an Annual Royalties Meal Ticket after the rest of the Magnetic Zeroes divorced him, and the kids keep asking me to play it. I keep telling them my phone can't play it, i guess only mama's phone can
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getting cold outside. time to think about that news video of the kid going out in the blizzard to buy jackoff cream
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
getting cold outside. time to think about that news video of the kid going out in the blizzard to buy jackoff cream
me working with acrylics in the basement: "these are all just water-based, so it's not a big deal if there's not great ventilation down here"
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
me working with acrylics in the basement: "these are all just water-based, so it's not a big deal if there's not great ventilation down here"
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
when i make it, they call it General Greg's Chicken
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
when i make it, they call it General Greg's Chicken
a lady at my church heard i liked to paint miniatures so she gave me an old paint set her son abandoned at her house years ago. yes it's Army Painter's old line but we're Unitarians, i think you gotta convert to Eastern Orthdox or something to get free AK Interactives inks
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
a lady at my church heard i liked to paint miniatures so she gave me an old paint set her son abandoned at her house years ago. yes it's Army Painter's old line but we're Unitarians, i think you gotta convert to Eastern Orthdox or something to get free AK Interactives inks
John Popper: "and then i thought, in this part of the song, i could do a harmonica solo"
other guy in Blues Traveler: "right. because you know how to play the harmonica"
John Popper: "exactly. no point in not adding a harmonica solo, midway through the song, since i know how to play the harmonica"
other guy in Blues Traveler: "right. because you know how to play the harmonica"
John Popper: "exactly. no point in not adding a harmonica solo, midway through the song, since i know how to play the harmonica"
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
John Popper: "and then i thought, in this part of the song, i could do a harmonica solo"
other guy in Blues Traveler: "right. because you know how to play the harmonica"
John Popper: "exactly. no point in not adding a harmonica solo, midway through the song, since i know how to play the harmonica"
other guy in Blues Traveler: "right. because you know how to play the harmonica"
John Popper: "exactly. no point in not adding a harmonica solo, midway through the song, since i know how to play the harmonica"