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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 8h

sorry to curse you with this idea but i keep a share bag of the little ones in my fridge door

eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 8h

freezing when i try to unlock my screen is a small price to pay for the aesthetic of using your phone through aquarium glass

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 9h

i cried laughing twice

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 11h

Mamdani is winning a plurality of the NYC Jewish vote, so the Jews going to hear him speak inside this synagogue are more representative of NYC Jews than the ones protesting outside.

Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 17h

Zohran is speaking at my synagogue. These folks are outside.

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

bouncer at the show i went to last night looked at my driver's license photo from when i was 16 and said "that ain't you no more, Jeremy"

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

i keep hearing “Cold Keith” and sure why not

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

actual lol

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

players on both teams visibly nervous as they enter the Witch’s Inning

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

if you get hit by a pitch while trying to bunt you should be out. sort of a rock paper scissors deal

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

he is one of two players that looks like a fancy pirate

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

way ahead of you

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

am glad you enjoyed!!

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

unbelievable vibe youtu.be/-Eg1VcqkcWc?...

Masayoshi Takanaka - Alone

YouTube video by Marius S.

youtu.be

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

are you a masayoshi takanaka guy. it feels like you’d dig him youtu.be/JoKxIRnALCg?...

Masayoshi Takanaka - Ready To Fly LIVE with Santana [VIDEO REMASTER]

YouTube video by The Master Of Remaster

youtu.be

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

this was super fun even if i yelled at clouds a lot!! check it out

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 3d

What’s life like for working standups these days? We talked with the great @eliyudin.com about it on The Distraction. art19.com/shows/the-di...

Smack Barm Pea Wet with Eli Yudin

Comedian and writer Eli Yudin joins Drew and Roth to talk about his new special, Humble Offering! He shares what it’s like making a living in comedy today without having oil money offered to you. Then...

art19.com

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

simply reiterating that if you liked my special or prefer audio, it’s now a purchasable album on bandcamp that also gives me rent money at illegaldrugmarketplace.com

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 4d

turns out you’re right

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 4d

i should be able to write off sweatpants as an unemployment expense

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 4d

blasting my album on winamp with a skin that makes it look like one of the sentinels from the matrix

Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 4d

Sicko excited that the file can be downloaded in Ogg Vorbis format

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 4d

my special is now available in purchasable album form if you want to hear it without looking at my time-worn visage. and now that i've been laid off you'll also be directly supporting the toilet paper and zyn pouches I need to live! link is here: eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble...

Humble Offering, by Eli Yudin

13 track album

eliyudin.bandcamp.com

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 4d

i am going to buy but is there a better place that gives you more $$??

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 6d

i actually had all this stuff on my 2025 bingo card. you guys suck at 2025 bingo

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 6d

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 7d

downside to being a FUNNYMAN is apparently some people thought my layoff post was a bit

it was not unfortunately!! unemployed effective immediately!! lmk if you want to pay me to write anything etc

and check out @whatatimepod.bsky.social and watch me on twitch w/ ur nerd ass www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

Twitch

Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv

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