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· Aug 23
Humble Offering | Stand Up Comedy | Eli Yudin Full Special
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had this soda tonight and that’s exactly what i’d give it brother
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 AM
had this soda tonight and that’s exactly what i’d give it brother
new newsletter at humbleoffering.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
new newsletter at humbleoffering.com
idk why but seeing this guy walking towards me feels like i’m about to be sued by Sprite
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
idk why but seeing this guy walking towards me feels like i’m about to be sued by Sprite
ok last one. Phoenix Wright looks so different with his hair down
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
ok last one. Phoenix Wright looks so different with his hair down
this man just tried to convince me to invest in something called BerriesAndCreamCoin
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
this man just tried to convince me to invest in something called BerriesAndCreamCoin
we at the democratic party understand that our constituents are struggling with the cost of living and living in terror of ICE’s extrajudicial murders.
we hear you.
that’s why we’re asking you to give us more of your income to do nothing about the second thing
we can only do this together ❤️
we hear you.
that’s why we’re asking you to give us more of your income to do nothing about the second thing
we can only do this together ❤️
January 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
we at the democratic party understand that our constituents are struggling with the cost of living and living in terror of ICE’s extrajudicial murders.
we hear you.
that’s why we’re asking you to give us more of your income to do nothing about the second thing
we can only do this together ❤️
we hear you.
that’s why we’re asking you to give us more of your income to do nothing about the second thing
we can only do this together ❤️
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hey everybody lifelong tech expert here
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
And what is happening inside ICE detention centers? 404 Media also learned that the federal government claimed that the day after it was sued for allegedly abusing detainees at an ICE detention center, a “system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility.
ICE Says Critical Evidence In Abuse Case Was Lost In 'System Crash' a Day After It Was Sued
The government also said "we don't have resources" to retain all footage and that plaintiffs could supply "endless hard drives that we could save things to."
www.404media.co
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
hey everybody lifelong tech expert here
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
say something worth saying or don’t waste everyone’s time. tired of these mealymouthed sound bites that don’t feel like anything more than plausible deniability that lets you pretend you were part of the fight in the (hopeful) future
We oppose the ICE funding bill.
We call for a full and transparent investigation with state officials.
And we call on our Republican colleagues to stand up. They know this is wrong.
We call for a full and transparent investigation with state officials.
And we call on our Republican colleagues to stand up. They know this is wrong.
January 25, 2026 at 4:23 AM
say something worth saying or don’t waste everyone’s time. tired of these mealymouthed sound bites that don’t feel like anything more than plausible deniability that lets you pretend you were part of the fight in the (hopeful) future
5 years from now when someone shows up to a job interview with Oakley Gascans and a gap in their resume around 2025-2026
January 23, 2026 at 6:23 PM
5 years from now when someone shows up to a job interview with Oakley Gascans and a gap in their resume around 2025-2026
idk if corpo is only from cyberpunk 2077 or from William Gibson originally but i feel like rn we really need a catchy derogatory term for big business brown-nosers to make it truly and deeply uncool. bootlicker feels too government-focused (even if it’s not wrong), yuppie doesn’t feel quite right
January 23, 2026 at 1:21 AM
idk if corpo is only from cyberpunk 2077 or from William Gibson originally but i feel like rn we really need a catchy derogatory term for big business brown-nosers to make it truly and deeply uncool. bootlicker feels too government-focused (even if it’s not wrong), yuppie doesn’t feel quite right
streaming game www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
January 21, 2026 at 9:31 PM
streaming game www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
a deafening symphony of Call Attendant dings begin as I end my pre-flight announcements with “the time for us to climb to the heavens has come. we can only hope they accept us.” it is my first and last day working for JetBlue.
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 AM
a deafening symphony of Call Attendant dings begin as I end my pre-flight announcements with “the time for us to climb to the heavens has come. we can only hope they accept us.” it is my first and last day working for JetBlue.
a full nights sleep? wonderful. a quick nap? delightful. falling asleep for 2 and a half hours? i hope you like feeling poisoned and concussed
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
a full nights sleep? wonderful. a quick nap? delightful. falling asleep for 2 and a half hours? i hope you like feeling poisoned and concussed
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I have never heard of the band Geese or its supposed singer, Cameron Winter. I do not think it is real. It feels like some sort of shared psychosis you all have brought on by riding the L train too much.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I have never heard of the band Geese or its supposed singer, Cameron Winter. I do not think it is real. It feels like some sort of shared psychosis you all have brought on by riding the L train too much.
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
i take my antidepressants at 5 pm every day because that’s “happy hour” lol :)
on one hand this sort of whimsy suggests I wouldn’t need them
but on the other, realer hand, it just shows that I in fact need them very severely.
on one hand this sort of whimsy suggests I wouldn’t need them
but on the other, realer hand, it just shows that I in fact need them very severely.
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 AM
i take my antidepressants at 5 pm every day because that’s “happy hour” lol :)
on one hand this sort of whimsy suggests I wouldn’t need them
but on the other, realer hand, it just shows that I in fact need them very severely.
on one hand this sort of whimsy suggests I wouldn’t need them
but on the other, realer hand, it just shows that I in fact need them very severely.
read today’s newsletter about Corporal Wojtek who was a corporal in WWII and also a full-on straight up brown bear. www.humbleoffering.com/bear-arms-be... (always free don’t worry)
BEAR ARMS BEAR ARMS
First off, if you’re subscribed to this letter for pure, raw neurosis, I have bad news. Not every entry is going to be neck-deep in self-reflection, and not necessarily about me. I don’t consider my d...
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January 19, 2026 at 8:42 PM
read today’s newsletter about Corporal Wojtek who was a corporal in WWII and also a full-on straight up brown bear. www.humbleoffering.com/bear-arms-be... (always free don’t worry)
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
i busted my ass plenty of times when i was at college in Michigan. now i realize that was the violent work of my enemies
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin on "acts of violence" against ICE agents in Minnesota: "Pouring water on the ground so that it would freeze the ground in front of our federal law enforcement vehicles so that they would potentially slide, crash, and potentially kill them"
January 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
i busted my ass plenty of times when i was at college in Michigan. now i realize that was the violent work of my enemies
if there’s any part of you that thinks they don’t truly get off on this, get rid of it. mob mentality, power fantasy, every mental source of cruelty, all armed and enabled by the U.S. government
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
if there’s any part of you that thinks they don’t truly get off on this, get rid of it. mob mentality, power fantasy, every mental source of cruelty, all armed and enabled by the U.S. government
playinge tarkov twitch.tv/pig_dog
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
playinge tarkov twitch.tv/pig_dog
“trained operatives” my ass. don’t be fooled by the plate carriers. most of these Call of Duty cosplayers prob think flashbangs can’t hurt or kill anybody. either they have no idea how their equipment works, or they’re throwing it into a car knowing it will likely maim the people inside
January 15, 2026 at 7:58 AM
“trained operatives” my ass. don’t be fooled by the plate carriers. most of these Call of Duty cosplayers prob think flashbangs can’t hurt or kill anybody. either they have no idea how their equipment works, or they’re throwing it into a car knowing it will likely maim the people inside
watching a video about Chernobyl.
what a mess!
what a mess!
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
watching a video about Chernobyl.
what a mess!
what a mess!