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thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
I don’t want to be that guy, but if the guy you hurdle successfully tackles you, is it that much of a highlight?
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I don’t want to be that guy, but if the guy you hurdle successfully tackles you, is it that much of a highlight?
TFW you have to be told to stop begging for thanksgiving food
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
TFW you have to be told to stop begging for thanksgiving food
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Please just let Bill Belichick enjoy his Thanksgiving, the one day of the year where he can be alone from his girlfriend because she has to sit at the kids table
Bill Belichick ducks Jordon Hudson ‘distraction’ questions as drama swirls around 24-year-old girlfriend
Bill Belichick ducks Jordon Hudson ‘distraction’ questions as drama swirls around 24-year-old girlfriend
Jordon Hudson recently claimed on Instagram that she intends to sue Pablo Torre, whose investigations into her relationship with Bill Belichick have gone viral this past year.
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November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Please just let Bill Belichick enjoy his Thanksgiving, the one day of the year where he can be alone from his girlfriend because she has to sit at the kids table
A steal at 10 times the orice
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November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A steal at 10 times the orice
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This is the dog that prompted this joke
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is the dog that prompted this joke
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No matter where you're from, Happy Thanksgiving from all of us on E Street to everyone who calls this land home!
Bruce Springsteen - American Land (Live tour Video)
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November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
No matter where you're from, Happy Thanksgiving from all of us on E Street to everyone who calls this land home!
My least favorite seemingly new Fantasy Football Bro thing is acting like every injury is a “soft benching.”
JJ McCarthy has a brain injury, you weirdos. They aren’t lying about that.
JJ McCarthy has a brain injury, you weirdos. They aren’t lying about that.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My least favorite seemingly new Fantasy Football Bro thing is acting like every injury is a “soft benching.”
JJ McCarthy has a brain injury, you weirdos. They aren’t lying about that.
JJ McCarthy has a brain injury, you weirdos. They aren’t lying about that.
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No chance. And he can play studs too! He was Mr. Darcy!
Don’t know if there’s anyone better at playing a complete loser than Matthew Macfadyen right now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
No chance. And he can play studs too! He was Mr. Darcy!
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If you see a cat stealing pizza, no you didn’t
And then of course theres there’s the Pizza Thief
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you see a cat stealing pizza, no you didn’t
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
All Hail the Creamy Cheesy Goop
(Potatoes au gratin)
(Potatoes au gratin)
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
All Hail the Creamy Cheesy Goop
(Potatoes au gratin)
(Potatoes au gratin)
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but anyways, it would really be nice if our social media team had any good strategies besides feeding us to the wolves because i be seeing all those other posts get 4 likes and im tired of us being used as a pinata. which i have said privately many times so here you guys go. happy holidays!
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
but anyways, it would really be nice if our social media team had any good strategies besides feeding us to the wolves because i be seeing all those other posts get 4 likes and im tired of us being used as a pinata. which i have said privately many times so here you guys go. happy holidays!
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lmao god damn i think there was one sentence said about this on the pod but our social team nuked us again
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
lmao god damn i think there was one sentence said about this on the pod but our social team nuked us again
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Tyrese Maxey: part-time dog trainer 🐶🐾
tune-in to watch rese do his thing during the National Dog Show Thanksgiving day at 12pm ET on nbc & Peacock.
tune-in to watch rese do his thing during the National Dog Show Thanksgiving day at 12pm ET on nbc & Peacock.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Tyrese Maxey: part-time dog trainer 🐶🐾
tune-in to watch rese do his thing during the National Dog Show Thanksgiving day at 12pm ET on nbc & Peacock.
tune-in to watch rese do his thing during the National Dog Show Thanksgiving day at 12pm ET on nbc & Peacock.
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Tyrese Maxey doing the agility course at the National Dog Show is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Tyrese Maxey doing the agility course at the National Dog Show is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
This dog trying to steal a toy from Tyrese Maxey at the dog show is excellent television content. 12/10
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This dog trying to steal a toy from Tyrese Maxey at the dog show is excellent television content. 12/10
Cats developing cravings like this is so funny. I gave one of my cats a bit of pork one time like 7 years ago and every single time I have pork to this day she sits next to me and screams at me.
We are one week away from the return of the Turkey Fiend. defector.com/i-have-creat...
I Have Created A Turkey Fiend | Defector
Last week, I owned a cat. Today, I own a turkey fiend.
defector.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Cats developing cravings like this is so funny. I gave one of my cats a bit of pork one time like 7 years ago and every single time I have pork to this day she sits next to me and screams at me.
In awe at the size of this lad
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
In awe at the size of this lad
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
The Wicked soundtrack is great
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The Wicked soundtrack is great
Pro tip: If your coquito recipe is too large for your main receptacle, put the leftovers in a squeeze bottle so you can just squeeze some into your mouth throughout the day.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Pro tip: If your coquito recipe is too large for your main receptacle, put the leftovers in a squeeze bottle so you can just squeeze some into your mouth throughout the day.
I've never regretted going to a concert by myself. I regularly regret not going to concerts because I couldn't find someone to go with.
Have yall ever gone to a concert by yourself? How was it?
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I've never regretted going to a concert by myself. I regularly regret not going to concerts because I couldn't find someone to go with.
My reaction to the Dylan Cease contract is, "Yeah, that makes sense. That's what Dylan Cease is worth."
I think he's probably a little undervalued in Fantasy right now, though: www.cbssports.com/fantasy/base...
I think he's probably a little undervalued in Fantasy right now, though: www.cbssports.com/fantasy/base...
Fantasy Fallout: Dylan Cease signs with Blue Jays
Chris Towers breaks down the Fantasy Baseball impact of Dylan Cease signing with the Blue Jays
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November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My reaction to the Dylan Cease contract is, "Yeah, that makes sense. That's what Dylan Cease is worth."
I think he's probably a little undervalued in Fantasy right now, though: www.cbssports.com/fantasy/base...
I think he's probably a little undervalued in Fantasy right now, though: www.cbssports.com/fantasy/base...