ℳatt
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Uncool adult. From the other site.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
I got a rental car that had a free trial of SiriusXM. If you'd have asked me before, "how many channels are on SiriusXM", I'd say "I dunno? 60? 80?"
There are something like 450 goddamn channels. It just never ends. It's like a Cheesecake Factory menu.
There are something like 450 goddamn channels. It just never ends. It's like a Cheesecake Factory menu.
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I got a rental car that had a free trial of SiriusXM. If you'd have asked me before, "how many channels are on SiriusXM", I'd say "I dunno? 60? 80?"
There are something like 450 goddamn channels. It just never ends. It's like a Cheesecake Factory menu.
There are something like 450 goddamn channels. It just never ends. It's like a Cheesecake Factory menu.
There are an alarming number of fitted hats on Lids from random Minor League theme nights that are just photos of foods on hats for $50
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
There are an alarming number of fitted hats on Lids from random Minor League theme nights that are just photos of foods on hats for $50
Here's the latest in "every person in the Ontario government is corrupt as hell" news
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Here's the latest in "every person in the Ontario government is corrupt as hell" news
Updated for December 2025.
A lot's changed in a year.
A lot's changed in a year.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Updated for December 2025.
A lot's changed in a year.
A lot's changed in a year.
[In the grave, measured voice of Walter Cronkite removing his glasses and announcing the death of JFK] We are now hearing from sources within Gen Z that 67 has died. The new 67 is now being announced, and it will be 41.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
[In the grave, measured voice of Walter Cronkite removing his glasses and announcing the death of JFK] We are now hearing from sources within Gen Z that 67 has died. The new 67 is now being announced, and it will be 41.
There's a strip club in Belleville, ON called the Go-Go Club that looks like it used to be a Pizza Hut in the 90s, and all the reviews talk about is how the place smells overwhelmingly of deli meats
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
There's a strip club in Belleville, ON called the Go-Go Club that looks like it used to be a Pizza Hut in the 90s, and all the reviews talk about is how the place smells overwhelmingly of deli meats
Soccer fans will finally learn who this once-unknown Donald Trump character is
The World Cup gives Donald Trump a stage and ‘the biggest audience he’s ever had’ #Analysis
The World Cup gives Donald Trump a stage and ‘the biggest audience he’s ever had’
From Argentina to Italy, politics has long been a part of the soccer tournament.
www.thestar.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Soccer fans will finally learn who this once-unknown Donald Trump character is
"Kevinism" is the name of a phenomenon in Germany of kids given trendy-sounding American names like Kevin in the early 90s, often seen as a marker of being low-society/déclassé
![Kevinismus ("Kevinism") is a German term for the practice of giving children trendy, exotic-sounding names as opposed to traditional German ones. It is often considered to be an indicator of low social class.[1] The prototypical example is Kevin, which like most such names came to Germany from Anglo-American culture. Specifically, the 1990 comedy Home Alone (the German title of which, Kevin – Allein zu Haus, includes the hero's name) is credited with making Kevin the most popular boys' name chosen in Germany in 1991.[2] Kevin Costner's 1990 film Dances with Wolves is often cited as an additional factor.[3]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bumu6s332o24fppobse7j3ms/bafkreigpvijgzkb6mtgtk3flhxf4p6ycqwettbxbdh3vrrweu6nji25chi@jpeg)
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Kevinism" is the name of a phenomenon in Germany of kids given trendy-sounding American names like Kevin in the early 90s, often seen as a marker of being low-society/déclassé
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I am allowed to fail students for AI use, and I do, and I say I will, repeatedly and emphatically. As a result, I wind up having to fail very few students for AI use.
I read the thread and know why they're not failing the students. They gotta let colleges fail the students for the sake of the curriculum and other students
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I am allowed to fail students for AI use, and I do, and I say I will, repeatedly and emphatically. As a result, I wind up having to fail very few students for AI use.
"Frank's 2000 Inch TV" by Weird Al is the greatest REM song that REM didn't write
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Frank's 2000 Inch TV" by Weird Al is the greatest REM song that REM didn't write
SEAN EVANS: We do a segment on the show called Explain That 'Gram where we ask our guest about a photo on their Instagram. So what's going on here?
MIGRANT MOTHER, CALIFORNIA, 1936: Oh boy... (chuckling) so I knew this picture would come up,
MIGRANT MOTHER, CALIFORNIA, 1936: Oh boy... (chuckling) so I knew this picture would come up,
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
SEAN EVANS: We do a segment on the show called Explain That 'Gram where we ask our guest about a photo on their Instagram. So what's going on here?
MIGRANT MOTHER, CALIFORNIA, 1936: Oh boy... (chuckling) so I knew this picture would come up,
MIGRANT MOTHER, CALIFORNIA, 1936: Oh boy... (chuckling) so I knew this picture would come up,
My friend's kid has been in the hospital. I wanted to make him something. He likes soccer, and he likes food. So I wrote & drew him a silly little book called THE SOCCER SANDWICH.
Here, let me read it to you!
Here, let me read it to you!
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My friend's kid has been in the hospital. I wanted to make him something. He likes soccer, and he likes food. So I wrote & drew him a silly little book called THE SOCCER SANDWICH.
Here, let me read it to you!
Here, let me read it to you!
In the 1960s there was a brief fad for a cocktail called The Bullshot containing beef broth, vodka, and worcestershire sauce.
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In the 1960s there was a brief fad for a cocktail called The Bullshot containing beef broth, vodka, and worcestershire sauce.
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Erika Kirk is really gonna claim she was secretly pregnant with Charlie's baby even when the kid comes out the womb looking like this
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Erika Kirk is really gonna claim she was secretly pregnant with Charlie's baby even when the kid comes out the womb looking like this
These are the world curling rankings 14 years ago, and today.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
These are the world curling rankings 14 years ago, and today.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
Please just let Bill Belichick enjoy his Thanksgiving, the one day of the year where he can be alone from his girlfriend because she has to sit at the kids table
Bill Belichick ducks Jordon Hudson ‘distraction’ questions as drama swirls around 24-year-old girlfriend
Bill Belichick ducks Jordon Hudson ‘distraction’ questions as drama swirls around 24-year-old girlfriend
Jordon Hudson recently claimed on Instagram that she intends to sue Pablo Torre, whose investigations into her relationship with Bill Belichick have gone viral this past year.
nypost.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Please just let Bill Belichick enjoy his Thanksgiving, the one day of the year where he can be alone from his girlfriend because she has to sit at the kids table
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*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy
When you're playing an NHL game against your little nephew but don't want to score so you intentionally press the wrong button
Never in a million years would you guess what happens in this video
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When you're playing an NHL game against your little nephew but don't want to score so you intentionally press the wrong button
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
So in other words Justin Bieber... went... golfing?
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So in other words Justin Bieber... went... golfing?
Canada sacrificed 6/7 of our hockey teams at the blood sacrifice altar so that our baseball and basketball team could live
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Canada sacrificed 6/7 of our hockey teams at the blood sacrifice altar so that our baseball and basketball team could live
The Beer Store's a bygone relic with no reason to exist in 2025. (Budweiser & Coors having exclusivity on beer case sales sounds like an illegal monopoly today.)
On the other hand they're really good at recycling.
So they're basically only being kept alive as recycling depots that also sell beer
On the other hand they're really good at recycling.
So they're basically only being kept alive as recycling depots that also sell beer
Beer Store makes deal to take Ontario grocery stores’ beer and wine empties
Beer Store makes deal to take Ontario grocery stores’ beer and wine empties. ‘There’s no downside’
Independent grocery stores had warned they would stop selling beer and wine as of Jan. 1 if they had to take empties, citing concerns of food safety, logistics, and costs.
www.thestar.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Beer Store's a bygone relic with no reason to exist in 2025. (Budweiser & Coors having exclusivity on beer case sales sounds like an illegal monopoly today.)
On the other hand they're really good at recycling.
So they're basically only being kept alive as recycling depots that also sell beer
On the other hand they're really good at recycling.
So they're basically only being kept alive as recycling depots that also sell beer
What taking rail transit instead of flying ONCE does to a person
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What taking rail transit instead of flying ONCE does to a person