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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 2h

You inspired me

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 4h

every time i hear someone honking excitedly i log on to see if it happened

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3h

it's so funny andrew vaughn was only lousy because he was playing on a team with insanely bad vibes

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What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 7h

Milhouse from the Simpsons crawling out of a mattress maze, looking dazed, saying “people’s everyday lives are being degraded in there” and Homer, labelled “governments and corporations” smiling and saying “no they aren’t.”

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 8h

Jorge Polanco is having an unbelievable career-high hot streak but you wouldn’t know it by the commentary!

Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 8h

It does suck that so much of the Mariners coverage is more about how their opponents are fucking up and failing rather than highlighting how Mariners players and coaches are excelling. We aren’t here simply because other teams can’t stop stepping on their own dicks.

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 8h

This is so embarrassing. I hope Rob Manfred is ashamed.

Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 11h

Padres manager Mike Shildt said he retired in part because of death threats from sports bettors:

Mike Shildt says decision to retire was his own, but Padres questions remain

www.nytimes.com

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raz | רָז רְעוּאֵל @shetef.bsky.social · 8h

I'm so glad Wario plays for this team now

Josh Naylor in a Mariners City Connect jersey grimacing Wario style

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 8h

Since this is getting some traction, I should add that the Blue Jays are also a good team. But they have clear flaws that can be exploited while the Mariners have fewer. And also, the Mariners deserve credit for getting the Jays away from the things that made them so good this year.

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 8h

I spent Friday night pleading for the Tigers to score one (1) stupid run in all those extra innings so the Jays could face their flawed asses because the Mariners terrified me!

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 8h

I was expounding on this earlier, as a Jays fan. I understand the impulse within my own fandom, but it’s bizarre to see the bigger national outlets frame it that way too.

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 10h

I have a theory as to why the Blue Jays are struggling in the ALCS.

This theory can be broken down into two components:

1) The Seattle Mariners are a good team

2) The New York Yankees were not a good team.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 15h

Look at this handsome boi

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 8h

The 360 turn to do the eyeball is the real sicko move

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 13h

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

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Bloody Mary (mirror entity, not cocktail) @marygillis.bsky.social · 10h

It's great how when I'm following transit direction, Google Maps keeps defaulting to this view, in case I've forgotten what continent I'm on.

Google Maps view of the western half of North America

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10h

israel has already broken the ceasefire

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 10h

I think about this interaction every day now

Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 11h

so what's in the news today

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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 1d

I really love this goofy sport

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

"what the fuck just happened"

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 10h

I have a theory as to why the Blue Jays are struggling in the ALCS.

This theory can be broken down into two components:

1) The Seattle Mariners are a good team

2) The New York Yankees were not a good team.

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 1d

Bart Simpson saying “now Seattle bike blog’s scoring off me”

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jen ramos-eisen 🇵🇭 @jenramose.online · 15h

standing for the national anthem

Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 23

What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?

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Ruth Kapelus @ruthkapelus.bsky.social · 16h

The Jays game ops team need to learn how to let some moments breathe. It’s just relentless noise.

Exhorting people to ‘get on your feet’ when there’s a two strike count but the team is down 10-3 isn’t it.

Let people just watch some baseball, please. 🙏

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 12h

AI images/movies are incredibly fascist-coded because one of the goals of fascist propaganda is to make it hard to distinguish fact from fiction. If Sora makes you doubt what you’re seeing with your own eyes, which is kinda the least bad outcome, it’s a huge victory for the MAGAs of the world.

ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13h

There's no possible useful use case for this. They're picturing making wholesome JibJabs for grandma, but the reality out of the gate is just going to be "high school bullies making realistic deepfakes of the kids they don't like doing embarrassing/depraved/illegal things"

Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 1d

It’s called a Brand, Ed.

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simon @trillymopena.bsky.social · 1d

I will strive to put right what once went wrong

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