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Some thoughts on last night 🙏⚾💙
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The agony of defeat
And the beauty of the game
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I need some people who aren’t watching football but are watching 90 Day Fiancé so I can talk about how much Andrei stresses me out.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Watching Death by Lightning and attempting to speed read US history at the same time in order to figure out who all the people are.
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Has Jason Mantzoukas ever played anything other than zany?

I mean, do what you’re good at and do it well, but I’m curious if he’s ever played a straight role?
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Artificial intelligence?

More like ‘Actually Inaccurate’ am I right?
muppet fozzie bear singing into a microphone with a brick wall in the background
Alt: muppet fozzie bear singing into a microphone with a brick wall in the background
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hi
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I’m so excited for this Vladdy Bat Flip drawing!!!

PREORDERS NOW AVAILABLE!
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
🌆🌆🌆
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It’s unsettling how much a closeup of a pig’s eye looks like Donald Trump.
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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🚨 NEW ART ALERT 🚨

PREORDERS ARE NOW AVAILABLE HERE,

www.chrisripleyart.com/product-page...

Only 32 of each size, when they’re gone, they are GONE!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Got my nails done and the tech said they ‘look like candy’?
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s interesting to me that so many people seem to be accepting Lizza’s claims on their face.

Please at least demand some proof. He’s a terrible person! Why believe anything he says?
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Steps 1-3
Now it’s in the freezer for about 30 minutes to hopefully set
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My late family dog got specific cravings. He would lead you to his treat cupboard or the fridge and make you pull out a million things and then jump on you when you finally showed him the right treat/food he was feeling like.

I get it. I wouldn’t want to eat the same kibble every meal either.
Cats developing cravings like this is so funny. I gave one of my cats a bit of pork one time like 7 years ago and every single time I have pork to this day she sits next to me and screams at me.
We are one week away from the return of the Turkey Fiend. defector.com/i-have-creat...
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Anyone who cares about the state of the industry and the utter sham these two people have made of it should be screaming from the rooftops to indict them, and yet.
you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’m always curious how people pick their numbers.

What would yours be?
If Dylan Cease continues to wear the same number with the Blue Jays, he'd be a top 10 player in franchise history.

1️⃣#99 Hyun-Jin Ryu
2️⃣#93 Yimi García
3️⃣#92 Génesis Cabrera
4️⃣#91 Matt Gage
5️⃣#90 Adam Cimber
6️⃣#88 Rene Gonzalez
7️⃣#85 Alejandro Kirk
8️⃣#84 DYLAN CEASE
9️⃣#79 Travis Bergen
🔟#77 Three players
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
And also please don’t forget this monster led with ‘part 1’ by acting like he didn’t even want to discuss any of this now that he has a much better girlfriend half his age.

But he was forced to lest you think he’s a loser.
And please don’t forget that Lizza only revealed this to make you feel sorry for him.

Sitting on it until now makes him equally as culpable.
Olivia Nuzzi wrote an entire story based on unnamed sources about Biden's decline, reinvigorating calls for him to leave the race -- and the whole time, she was working on RFK Jr.'s behalf, according to her ex-fiance. newrepublic.com/article/2035...
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I’m on the homestretch of my Vladdy #BlueJays Bat Flip Drawing!!!

Preorders will open tomorrow!
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The special guest at our next meeting will be none other than John Gibbons, so it’s worth a membership for that alone! 🙏💙
The Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame holiday auction continues through December 8 with baseball, hockey and non-sports items & experiences. You can even bid on a 1-year SABR membership for you or the baseball fan in your life! www.32auctions.com/organization...
SABR annual membership for 2026
Auction item 'SABR annual membership for 2026' hosted online at 32auctions.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You all got me craving pumpkin pie.

Going to crumble a biscoff into a small ramekin, top with pumpkin puree, pumpkin pie spice and some Greek yogurt, freeze for a bit to set and see if that’s anything.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This show has been running for approximately 47 years and I believe all Canadians are legally obligated to make at least once appearance on it.
best we've got right now is Murdoch Mysteries, a detective show set in late 1800's Toronto, where the lead characters regularly invent modern technology by accident. Detective Murdoch created the Roomba. Tatiana Maslany's brother plays a gay jewish cop. It's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Charlie Kauffman ranting to me about how the Jays should have won the World Series, and then when I asked him what team he roots for normally, answering: None, I hate baseball
What small, silly/delightful thing are you thankful for in 2025? (It has to be light, I'm gonna yell at you if you say "democracy" or something.)
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think potatoes need to have their own ‘cauliflower rebrand’ moment.

They’re very nutritionally complete and can be almost anything you want them to be.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
And please don’t forget that Lizza only revealed this to make you feel sorry for him.

Sitting on it until now makes him equally as culpable.
Olivia Nuzzi wrote an entire story based on unnamed sources about Biden's decline, reinvigorating calls for him to leave the race -- and the whole time, she was working on RFK Jr.'s behalf, according to her ex-fiance. newrepublic.com/article/2035...
Olivia Nuzzi’s Real Victims
More than her fiancé, or fellow female journalists, the public will pay the price for these misdeeds. RFK Jr. will see to that.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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The Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame holiday auction continues through December 8 with baseball, hockey and non-sports items & experiences. You can even bid on a 1-year SABR membership for you or the baseball fan in your life! www.32auctions.com/organization...
SABR annual membership for 2026
Auction item 'SABR annual membership for 2026' hosted online at 32auctions.
www.32auctions.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM