Ruth Kapelus
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I would allow 'stomach ache'
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I think if you’re a fully grown adult and you use the words ‘tummy ache’ for yourself, I should be allowed to punish you.
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Hi everyone. I'm currently working on one of our offseason baseball books, and I have some freelance hours available for someone to help place copy/tables onto pages in InDesign and help edit the book.

If you have InDesign/editing skills and baseball knowledge, my DMs are open.
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Thank you 🙏

I’m not super into extreme cringe comedy so I will see how I do with the first episode.

I found Friendship agonizing.
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Maybe I will save this show for when the weather gets bad in that case 🙏
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On a scale of 1-10 how much will this show stress me out?
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How do I see this on my little home telescope??
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The Dodgers look inevitable

(Feel free to take this as complimentary or derogatory depending on where your heart lies)
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Inside you there are two wolves

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My nitpicky pet peeve: when the announcers call someone a professional hitter.

All MLB position players are professional hitters. All of them!
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Technically. They’re still getting paid for it
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My nitpicky pet peeve: when the announcers call someone a professional hitter.

All MLB position players are professional hitters. All of them!
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Niko’s dog adding more fuel to my theory that all corgi mixes look like corgis wearing a costume of the other breed.
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For reference, here's Bowie, our dog who found a ball in a parking lot and immediately punctured it and also him sitting to prove he's a good boy.
a dog with short little legs standing on concrete. He's brown with black on the ridge and sides, like a German Sheppard. He also has corgi proportions. He's holding a blue ball in his mouth that's clearly deflated. He's very proud of himself despite the ball being functionally useless now. a brown and black dog sitting on the grass in a park, with his ears standing at attention. He's held in place by a black leash.
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I love finding out about these random people living these unique lives.
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The angle makes Josh’s feet look enormous OR maybe that’s how he’s so good at stealing bases.
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I love how Josh Naylor answers the question: what if Cecil Fielder was also Rickey Henderson.

Canadian greatness 🇨🇦
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It's so annoying and way way way TOO MUCH
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It's relentless and adds nothing to the experience, but can detract enough from it - to your point - to make people stay home.