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heard your mom has a big game today
A graphic showing Chippewas vs UMass but it appears to say CUMASS
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I have only used "balls" in references to the testes once out of the 14 uses of the word.

8 referring to baseballs
3 referring to ball pit balls
2 referring to other sports balls
profanity.accountant profanity.accountant @profanity.accountant · 23h
@minorleaguer.ca has swears! They've used 138 profanities in their last 5,215 posts.

🥇 "balls" (14 times)
🥈 "shit" (11 times)
🥉 "butt" (10 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Audit me please, @profanity.accountant.
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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TIL there was a company in Saskatoon named Max Power. I wonder if they got it off a hair dryer.

www.maxpowermining.com
Max Power
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November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I'm at the mall for Black Friday and I just went to the calendar store to get a pun-a-day calendar for 2026. I was horrified by terrible customer service.

When I pointed out that one of the calendars was missing January 31, the sales guy just dismissed my concerns lackadaisically.
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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ihavethatonvinyl.com
me quietly liking your thirst traps
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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heathenking.bsky.social
*fatboy slim voice*
Right about now
actualnames.bsky.social Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 3d
Bighole
Mother
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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gregoryaight.bsky.social
Dude, even the turkey is Gritty, Jesus, this is dark.
coldwarhost.bsky.social David, Host of The Cold War @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 3d
I hope you all have a very Gritty Thanksgiving.
Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving painting (serving the turkey) but all the faces are replaced with Gritty.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
He is risen
The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Love to see it. www.reddit.com/r/TTC/commen...
From the TTC community on Reddit: Riding the Dufferin bus after Rapid TO installation
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November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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@milesintransit.com I was watching a Miles in Transit (REM) video while flying near Miles City.
Air Canada YVR-YYZ flight map showing the plane passing by a place called Miles City starboard aft.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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If Dylan Cease continues to wear the same number with the Blue Jays, he'd be a top 10 player in franchise history.

1️⃣#99 Hyun-Jin Ryu
2️⃣#93 Yimi García
3️⃣#92 Génesis Cabrera
4️⃣#91 Matt Gage
5️⃣#90 Adam Cimber
6️⃣#88 Rene Gonzalez
7️⃣#85 Alejandro Kirk
8️⃣#84 DYLAN CEASE
9️⃣#79 Travis Bergen
🔟#77 Three players
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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crawfordchrisv.bsky.social
All of the other teams pursuing Cease can now desist.
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I'm too old for that shit.
mentoch.bsky.social Mentoch @mentoch.bsky.social · 5d
At the Commodore to see PUP and very excited, but concerned I'm gonna get broken of I mosh.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Sounds like the 2025 Blue Jays???
jlewenberg.bsky.social Josh Lewenberg @jlewenberg.bsky.social · 6d
Ingram: “Everybody’s bought in. Everybody on the team is selfless. We just want to win. Whatever it takes. Nobody has an ego.”

Does he remember the last time he was on a team that won 12 of 13 games?

“S***, high school?”
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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ruthkapelus.bsky.social
The IBL has rebranded to the CBL (Canadian Baseball League)

www.theibl.ca/news/a-new-e...
News: A New Era for Independent Professional Baseball in Canada Begins - Intercounty Baseball League
Official Website of the Intercounty Baseball League, the top-level baseball league in Canada, boasting ex-major league professional and elite NCAA college
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November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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clairezagorski.bsky.social
ok but hear me out
A screengrab from AliBaba of a listing for a giant inflatable colon that you can walk through. It has polyps and a tumor along the wall. It’s meant to be an educational thing.
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I've got wonderful news, there was a great r/askhistorians post on this a couple days ago! Even answers the club question.

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November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Lettuce is from the Old World (specifically Egypt) and tomatoes are from the New World (specifically Mesoamerica). But they are just so good together in sandwiches. Who was the firs tperson to put the two together in a meal?
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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@gregballoch.bsky.social happy birthday!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Line 6 Finch West LRT planned to be open December 7 according to publicly available Metrolinx board meeting slides

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FINCH WEST LRT Substantial Completion was achieved on November 12. We are now working with TTC to prepare for the start of revenue service on December 7. 6516 • 6516 Be Aware! ME METHOUN O& METROLINX
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Legboot is selling a copper bullion bar from Ea-nāṣir
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Ea-Nasir Copper Bullion Bar – Legboot
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November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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spindlypete.bsky.social
hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean Costa Rica Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water. We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old). We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods. We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats. This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living Message me directly or comment below
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM