pony pony huckabuck
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it inaugural "honored east portlander" august 2025 USDA zone 8b/9a
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spindlypete.bsky.social
my cousin "only" got $400k for her house which is a bummer until you remember she owned it outright because she bought it from her parents in 2017 for $185k and they bought it in like 1956 for like a fistful of dimes and an onion
spindlypete.bsky.social
absolutely not interested in instituting any form of formal schedule either. just gonna keep letting her kid do whatever and getting mad about the results
spindlypete.bsky.social
that's fine tho don't listen to me, just let her shed those excess IQ points. believe a 21 month old when she says she's not tired
spindlypete.bsky.social
what in tarnation did you expect to happen
spindlypete.bsky.social
she won't go to bed before midnight because she's literally delirious because you "give up" on "offering" her nap at noon because she's "not tired" then let her fall asleep AT A RESTAURANT at FOUR and then cap her nap even tho she cries because she thought it was bedtime. she's hallucinating
spindlypete.bsky.social
tried to explain to this mom who was asking why her kid wouldn't sleep that based on the nap schedule she posted her kid is ludicrously sleep deprived and suggested earlier nap and she said "i think we must have very different kids!" yep the difference is mine aren't ludicrously sleep deprived
spindlypete.bsky.social
good luck to your tomatoes!!
spindlypete.bsky.social
i've already got my geraniums inside under lights! hoping to keep from either over OR under watering them this winter and keep them alive. it's just too expensive to heat the greenhouse, going with electric heated mats this spring
spindlypete.bsky.social
sadly my larger son calls the cheshire cat "the shat"
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spindlypete.bsky.social
is jack skellington willing to stop oogie-boogie, but not able? then he is not omnipotent. is he able but not willing? then he is malevolent. is he both able and willing? then whence cometh oogie-boogie? is he neither able nor willing? then why call him king of the pumpkin patch?
spindlypete.bsky.social
jordan klepper is down at the ICE facility interviewing the frogs and naked people so i guess i'm watching the daily show tonight
spindlypete.bsky.social
"oh what about the problems have you considered them" have you considered FART SOUND
spindlypete.bsky.social
you could not pay me to move away from portland oregon. they're gonna have to carry me out in a pine box
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davidrvetter.bsky.social
The attack on Portland was supposed to make the place look like a lawless hellhole. Instead, the authorities have succeeded in making it look like the most fun city in the world.
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ecosozialismus.bsky.social
I am so proud of Portland right now. I keep saying we are having a renaissance & you can really see it in so many ways.

We just hosted folks from around the country at an energy conference & they were blown away by the political culture that is growing here.

We have a chance at something great.
davidrvetter.bsky.social
The US federal attack on Portland has resulted in the best advertisement for a city that I have ever seen. Round-the-clock joy, community solidarity and silliness that much of the West has lost and longs for.
spindlypete.bsky.social
we offered to bring her folks back too but i think the thing that was actually most annoying to them was how much their teenager was whining about the power being out, i think without her home it was probably just a very peaceful if chilly little vacation for them as well
spindlypete.bsky.social
we had a great time, she took like three hot showers in a row and opened half my presents for me
spindlypete.bsky.social
when i was about 16 there was a huge snowstorm and my best friend was stuck at home at her folks place with no power or heat or water on the far side of our valley and my dad drove hours at 15mph to pick her up and bring her to our house for christmas which was very funny to her because she's jewish
lalaspeaks.bsky.social
What’s ONE green flag about your father?
spindlypete.bsky.social
got a 5 word sentence today, longest one yet. I SEE MOON UP THERE
spindlypete.bsky.social
these will be too! this is the price the grocery store bought them from us for, not the price a customer will pay