they got hella old real solid wood doors down at the rebuilding center for cheap

i mean it's huge it's got five bedrooms three bathrooms a library a sewing room a kitchen and TWO living rooms but it's like the rambling 70s style meant to include a mother in law suite, it's not mcmansion huge, it's dug into a hillside and heavily carpeted, i can't understand the acoustics

every tiny damn sound in that place just echoes like you're in a crypt it's bizarre. it's a big house but it's not THAT big and it sounds like being inside an airplane hangar

i love also how they all swell slightly in the winter so they don't quite sit right in their frames and every time you open one it goes creaaaaaakkkkkkkk extremely loudly

such a bummer we can't duck

you recruit child soldiers you're responsible for the inevitable fallout

oh thank you but i got her this one!

www.etsy.com/listing/4357...

veins in my teeth!

actually no in this instance the crime was boisterousness related so iggy was the criminal. any crime involving sneakiness is always io

hmmmmm

one of these elves was barreling about the place almost knocking over the old ladies and when told that he must stand right next to mama and hold still he threw himself down on the dirty ground and wailed in anguish

i did let the lads hear the words motherrapers and fatherstabbers and the phrase "veins in my teeth" but i didn't let them hear faggots. i don't want them to repeat that one on the playground just yet

litterin... and creatin a nuisance!

they are correct except it's not orange

ohhhhh lydia oh lydia oh have you seen lydia oh lydia the tattooed lady! oh lydia oh lydia that encyclopydia you can learn a lot from lydia! she has eyes that folks adore so and her torso even moreso!

hoping against hope it belonged to the scoutmaster who is also some kind of rad monk who plays the banjo

saw this bad boy at the christmas tree lot run by the jesuit affiliated boy scout troop we plan to avail ourselves of which i think bodes well

they got PRESENTS

io has given various answers about what he wants. he's less clear on this concept than his brother. at one point he claimed he wanted santa claus to bring him some soup. but i think he was just thinking about what he wanted for dinner