Mentoch
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Counter argument: these were so yummy i ate the whole bag in one sitting
I regret to inform y’all that this is a Real Product.
I, myself, took this photo as I experienced a wave of an unnamed combined emotion consisting of genuine revulsion toward this *and* actual gratitude that my food allergies mean I can never ever ingest this.
I, myself, took this photo as I experienced a wave of an unnamed combined emotion consisting of genuine revulsion toward this *and* actual gratitude that my food allergies mean I can never ever ingest this.
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Counter argument: these were so yummy i ate the whole bag in one sitting
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
I'm sick of the relentless audible ads for whatever Harry Potter audiobook they have that's just "remember all these actors you like, the ones who very much don't need the money. Yah they're still cool with JK Rowling and want to get her more money.
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm sick of the relentless audible ads for whatever Harry Potter audiobook they have that's just "remember all these actors you like, the ones who very much don't need the money. Yah they're still cool with JK Rowling and want to get her more money.
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Yes… Ha Ha Ha… Yes!
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yes… Ha Ha Ha… Yes!
Post Malone really doesn't sound like he looks.
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Post Malone really doesn't sound like he looks.
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NFL: here's arguably the best rapper and guitarist of their generation playing the halftime show, together, in their home city
MLB:
MLB:
The only thing this game is missing is a Jonas Brothers concert
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
NFL: here's arguably the best rapper and guitarist of their generation playing the halftime show, together, in their home city
MLB:
MLB:
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Can Zohran Mamdani keep New Yorkers safe from remembering some Arsenal guys? defector.com/can-zohran-m...
Can Zohran Mamdani Keep New Yorkers Safe From Remembering Some Arsenal Guys? | Defector
Zohran Mamdani is weeks away from becoming Mayor of New York City. As someone who does not live in the city but nevertheless has a lot of opinions about what goes on there, I want his administration…
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November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Oh cool new Stranger Things tonight.
The holiday makes this a week for early premieres. New Pluribus last night, and the first batch of Stranger Things s5 eps drop tonight at 8 Eastern.
That's also when the review embargo lifts, so mine will go live then at:
That's also when the review embargo lifts, so mine will go live then at:
What's Alan Watching?
Television reviews, recaps, and more from TV critic Alan Sepinwall
www.whatsalanwatching.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh cool new Stranger Things tonight.
God damn I'm buzzing. PUP were so fucking good.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
God damn I'm buzzing. PUP were so fucking good.
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I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
It should be illegal to sell Chardonnay at punk shows.
I'm sitting in the back sipping chardonnay.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It should be illegal to sell Chardonnay at punk shows.
At the Commodore to see PUP and very excited, but concerned I'm gonna get broken of I mosh.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
At the Commodore to see PUP and very excited, but concerned I'm gonna get broken of I mosh.
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
Cheesecake the only good cake, and that's because it isn't cake
My unpopular food opinion is all cake is bad
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Cheesecake the only good cake, and that's because it isn't cake
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Just saw someone stealing food from the grocery store but then I didn't.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Just saw someone stealing food from the grocery store but then I didn't.
The SAINTS helping to cover up clergy sex crimes is very on the nose.
Relevant:
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The SAINTS helping to cover up clergy sex crimes is very on the nose.
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people still talk about poverty/necessity as a competitive advantage for athletes, meanwhile every pro league is increasingly filled with the wealthy children of the last generation’s millionaire stars (this guy obviously included)
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
people still talk about poverty/necessity as a competitive advantage for athletes, meanwhile every pro league is increasingly filled with the wealthy children of the last generation’s millionaire stars (this guy obviously included)
Jimmy Cliff has the greatest album cover of all time.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Jimmy Cliff has the greatest album cover of all time.
Really enjoyed the AI sex chat bot ad that ran on YouTube promising "No Sensors".
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Really enjoyed the AI sex chat bot ad that ran on YouTube promising "No Sensors".
Google moving emails to the top of my inbox and marking them as unread to "remind" me to respond just had me spending like an hour trying to figure out what was going on.
I'm sure this is AI related.
I'm sure this is AI related.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Google moving emails to the top of my inbox and marking them as unread to "remind" me to respond just had me spending like an hour trying to figure out what was going on.
I'm sure this is AI related.
I'm sure this is AI related.
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about 555 million years ago the first eye evolved and today I curse that ancestor
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
about 555 million years ago the first eye evolved and today I curse that ancestor
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the Trojans being responsible for the downfall of Troy is a little on-the-nose, my Iliad heads know what I mean
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
the Trojans being responsible for the downfall of Troy is a little on-the-nose, my Iliad heads know what I mean