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✨pb✨ gag on it @pbthankyou.bsky.social · 16h

Free whistles on Clark just north of Lawrence out front of the funeral care by Village Discount

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 15h

this is the last season :(

please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 16h

a dave matthews shit subplot and a very weird dragon age veilguard joke... solar opposites is my kind of slop

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 16h

am i italian? only if not being italian counts as italian, which it does, due to reasons

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 16h

i made some really good penne with rapini last night, so me

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 23h

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 17h

Goddamn they are so absolutely drenched in flop sweat on this

PortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 17h

"The controversial footage, in which Noem blames slowdowns at the airport on Democrats, is not being shown at several airport in Phoenix, Portland, New York and Seattle, with one county executive labeling her message “unnecessarily alarmist.”
www.rawstory.com/noem-pushback/

Kristi Noem defied as airports refuse to share 'unnecessarily alarmist' message: report

A video featuring Department of Homeland Security head Kristi Noem that was to be shown at TSA check-ins in the nation’s airports is getting a thumbs-down, reports the Washington Post.The controversia...

www.rawstory.com

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 17h

this is the only thing i say in public

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 17h

oh wow is the ATV ok

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 17h

Doug Lebda, the chief executive and chairman of LendingTree, an online loans marketplace, died on Sunday following an all-terrain vehicle accident on his family’s North Carolina farm, according to a company spokeswoman. He was 55.

Doug Lebda, LendingTree C.E.O. and Founder, Dies in ATV Accident

LendingTree named its chief operating officer, Scott Peyree, as its new chief executive.

nyti.ms

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 18h

I will never hand it to donald trump in any context whatsoever, personally

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 18h

Update: I have been shot sixty times

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Nick Z. @wookieebh.mash.gg · 1d

You are aware of his coffee commercials? www.slashfilm.com/1162713/befo...

Before He Was Giles, Buffy The Vampire Slayer's Anthony Head Was A Commercial Star - SlashFilm

Before Anthony Head played Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, he kept things steamy with some fresh, hot, coffee commercials.

www.slashfilm.com

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 18h

Doc appointment was rescheduled so I have the whole day to play ghost of Ravenswood (that's when I walk around with a katana)

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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 18h

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · Apr 14

fired from my construction job for constantly calling pouring a foundation "bottom prep"

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 1d

we can end his suspense at any time

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 1d

President Trump tells reporters aboard Air Force One that he doesn’t think he’s going to get into heaven.

“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”

(I isolated Trump’s voice)

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 1d

wait i'm thinking of not another teen movie lmao

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 1d

i saw this in theaters at a too young age and i cannot watch a single teen movie from the 90/s2000s without remembering "but she's got glasses and paint-splattered overalls"

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 1d

the “she’s all that” effect is one of my favourite teen dramas tropes.
they’ll honestly look at a solid ten and be like “that undateable nerd is the ugliest person in our school”

please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 1d

the funniest thing in buffy is when everyone's like "willow, who looks exactly like millennial sex icon alyson halligan, is an ugly nerd" you people are INSANE

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 1d

i would literally do anything giles asked of me. that bad boy youth is so close to the stuffy dilf librarian surface i simply have no say in the matter

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 1d

the hottest person on this show is giles. i'm sorry but it's true

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 1d

the funniest thing in buffy is when everyone's like "willow, who looks exactly like millennial sex icon alyson halligan, is an ugly nerd" you people are INSANE

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 1d

the trump administration withholds funds from UC Sunnyside until they stop with the white christian demon killing (all other demons are fine to kill)

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Government is like you aren’t sexy enough to do authoritarianism we need some dang DILFS up in here

Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 1d

The Texas Military Department confirmed to @taskandpurpose.com it had replaced some of the 200 National Guard troops sent to Chicago for not being "in compliance" with validation standards. This came after photos of heavyset NG members were widely mocked. taskandpurpose.com/news/texas-n...

Some Texas National Guard troops replaced in Illinois after failing to meet standards

An unspecified amount of Texas National Guard troops were replaced in Chicago, shortly after photos of their appearance were mocked.

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Bom Tellino @bomtellino.bsky.social · 1d

It’s been said but it bears repeating: in addition to the people being abducted, all Chicagoans are being psychologically terrorized. Seeing feds driving/walking around and videos of violent attacks in places you know and love will fuck you up. Get ready, it’s coming to all of America soon.

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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 1d

some of the loss of faith in a trad press comes from a feeling that hoity toity media enjoys a safety from everyone else's problems that allows them to equivocate and play devil's advo. i wish there was less oxygen for that outlook. they've very little to offer beyond "maybeeee you're all wrong."

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