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CLEARLY the bad guy in this episode of veronica mars is going to be guest star michael cera
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
CLEARLY the bad guy in this episode of veronica mars is going to be guest star michael cera
Americans: civil war 2! Civil war 2!
Also Americans:
Also Americans:
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Americans: civil war 2! Civil war 2!
Also Americans:
Also Americans:
i had a pretty good italian beef
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i had a pretty good italian beef
bret easton ellis has a podcast?? that's where tarantino did all this actor shit talking? i cannot imagine a more cursed audio file. like the evil dead recording except you don't get the luxury of dying
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
bret easton ellis has a podcast?? that's where tarantino did all this actor shit talking? i cannot imagine a more cursed audio file. like the evil dead recording except you don't get the luxury of dying
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Jon would listen to some fucked up podcasts that all I know
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Jon would listen to some fucked up podcasts that all I know
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kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
elon musk will be turned into human derived protein
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
elon musk will be turned into human derived protein
sydney i'm sorry but your career is not bouncing back
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
sydney i'm sorry but your career is not bouncing back
the tallest building in wyoming is 12 stories, the tallest building in south dakota has 11
IQ is completely fake, means nothing, and not based on science at all so of course the far right has adopted it as justification for insane beliefs, most recently anti-somalian rhetoric
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the tallest building in wyoming is 12 stories, the tallest building in south dakota has 11
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going to a hockey game after Heated Rivalry went viral
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
going to a hockey game after Heated Rivalry went viral
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON (December 6, 2025) Fourteen bodies were discovered in the crawlspace of Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital Neurosurgeon Amelia Shephard, 44,
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON (December 6, 2025) Fourteen bodies were discovered in the crawlspace of Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital Neurosurgeon Amelia Shephard, 44,
tech ceos are so funny "we should bring back public executions" dude you don't know how to use a grocery store self checkout shut your nazi hole
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
tech ceos are so funny "we should bring back public executions" dude you don't know how to use a grocery store self checkout shut your nazi hole
just got tix for hamnet which i assume is a documentary about what pigs do online
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
just got tix for hamnet which i assume is a documentary about what pigs do online
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DL trade? You mean like with BitTorrent?
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
DL trade? You mean like with BitTorrent?
exciting to see the "COVID interrupted my wife's fajita night, a literal war crime" crowd talk about civil war
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
exciting to see the "COVID interrupted my wife's fajita night, a literal war crime" crowd talk about civil war
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The mutation in Standard Pundit Brain has gone from “ the country should be run like a business” to “ the country should be run like a HOA”
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The mutation in Standard Pundit Brain has gone from “ the country should be run like a business” to “ the country should be run like a HOA”
Hamnet or wake up dead man
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Hamnet or wake up dead man
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smearing a dead guy by starting a rumor he was homosexual... they really are the intellectual heirs of william f buckley jr
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
smearing a dead guy by starting a rumor he was homosexual... they really are the intellectual heirs of william f buckley jr
Remember One Billion Americans lmfao
I continue to think that Matty coming out against birthright citizenship a few months ago should have been taken as a major warning sign that the group chats have already decided to surrender on this.
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Remember One Billion Americans lmfao
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Talked to the Mad Men special effects foreman holding the puke hose about all the (usually) invisible creative work that goes into making grounded TV feel real
Mad Men’s special effects foreman hasn’t seen the infamous 4K remaster
“I had to watch a lot of videos of people vomiting.”
www.theverge.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Talked to the Mad Men special effects foreman holding the puke hose about all the (usually) invisible creative work that goes into making grounded TV feel real
My dog whining to go outside: haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!
My dog actually outside: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
My dog actually outside: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My dog whining to go outside: haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!
My dog actually outside: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
My dog actually outside: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
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I learn so much from industry analysts
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I learn so much from industry analysts
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so charlie kirk gets shot in the neck then a week later they introduce a character named "full necky"
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
so charlie kirk gets shot in the neck then a week later they introduce a character named "full necky"
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This is a brand new level of Being Mad that can only be created by AI
I decided that you lack the spirit to be worth further engagement, so I had the conversation w/ Gemini 3 Pro, instead.
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is a brand new level of Being Mad that can only be created by AI
i hope that owl is dead in a ditch
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i hope that owl is dead in a ditch