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if you beat the shit out of one of these and then turn it on its side, i bet it makes a great dibs saver
I came across *the* example I have been hammering with these food delivery robots.
A man with a mobility aid is forced to step aside because there is not room for him because the robot will not make room for a person (esp. those with a mobility aid who need addditional room)
A man with a mobility aid is forced to step aside because there is not room for him because the robot will not make room for a person (esp. those with a mobility aid who need addditional room)
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
if you beat the shit out of one of these and then turn it on its side, i bet it makes a great dibs saver
I love the specific way the UK is insane
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I love the specific way the UK is insane
Neighbors dog stood on her hind legs the whole time I was petting her in the elevator
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Neighbors dog stood on her hind legs the whole time I was petting her in the elevator
ugh so apparently in Maine saying "that's IT" does not let you off the hook if you defend yourself against a "child" using your car
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
ugh so apparently in Maine saying "that's IT" does not let you off the hook if you defend yourself against a "child" using your car
Finally they have added a raven to Ravenswood as cold as this neighborhoods heart
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Finally they have added a raven to Ravenswood as cold as this neighborhoods heart
Looks like the constitutions gone woke
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Looks like the constitutions gone woke
i think the idea of It pitying someone could be really fun, especially since Ingrid is/was feeding him people and clearly has some loose screws, but like, what
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
i think the idea of It pitying someone could be really fun, especially since Ingrid is/was feeding him people and clearly has some loose screws, but like, what
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🎶 One . . . Battle After Another 🎶
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
🎶 One . . . Battle After Another 🎶
ok who reposted this into blue maga land
elon musk will be turned into human derived protein
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
ok who reposted this into blue maga land
for a kristen bell themed dessert tray: veronica bars
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
for a kristen bell themed dessert tray: veronica bars
not a single aspect of ingrid's character in welcome to derry makes sense
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
not a single aspect of ingrid's character in welcome to derry makes sense
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this is what i fucking love about team gilligan's stuff, they take obvious plot mysteries that would be streeeeeeetched and teased out into a season's worth of crap, address them in three episodes, and move the fuck on to more interesting beats that are far more unpredictable. fuck a puzzle box
a lot of people seem to think that television shows are full of secrets and that analyzing shows is about looking for clues to reveal those secrets
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
this is what i fucking love about team gilligan's stuff, they take obvious plot mysteries that would be streeeeeeetched and teased out into a season's worth of crap, address them in three episodes, and move the fuck on to more interesting beats that are far more unpredictable. fuck a puzzle box
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i've recently been on pluribus tiktok and that show has produced an enormous amount of analysis from people who don't seem to understand art at all
How about you just watch the tv show like a normal person?
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i've recently been on pluribus tiktok and that show has produced an enormous amount of analysis from people who don't seem to understand art at all
when you're scared your loved ones will figure out how much blood you shit
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
when you're scared your loved ones will figure out how much blood you shit
Gemini is so smart my pixel asks if I want to see the menus at jewel and Mariano's any time I go
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Gemini is so smart my pixel asks if I want to see the menus at jewel and Mariano's any time I go
Ravenswood
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ravenswood
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
jealousy psychiatrist
veronica mars is a vivid portrait of life in america as it transitions from 4:3 monitors to 16:9
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
veronica mars is a vivid portrait of life in america as it transitions from 4:3 monitors to 16:9
it's the annoying robot tax
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they've stolen: Survey
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they’ve stolen: Survey
More than a third of self-checkout thieves see the kiosks as “unpaid work” so taking small items “feels like compensation.”
ktla.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
it's the annoying robot tax
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Got his ass
[STARDUST MEMORIES] If Woody Allen finds success very upsetting and wishes the public would go away, this picture should help him stop worrying. (1980)
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Got his ass
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because literally every generation does this
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
because literally every generation does this
Do you guys think Shakespeare also had biceps you'd want to interrupt the flow of oxygen to your brain
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Do you guys think Shakespeare also had biceps you'd want to interrupt the flow of oxygen to your brain
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www.nybooks.com/articles/202... i'm trying to read this essay but i keep getting stuck on that bill's name
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
www.nybooks.com/articles/202... i'm trying to read this essay but i keep getting stuck on that bill's name
CLEARLY the bad guy in this episode of veronica mars is going to be guest star michael cera
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
CLEARLY the bad guy in this episode of veronica mars is going to be guest star michael cera
Americans: civil war 2! Civil war 2!
Also Americans:
Also Americans:
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Americans: civil war 2! Civil war 2!
Also Americans:
Also Americans: