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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1m

This Airbnb guy is furious at the height of this machine. It’s making me so happy

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 26m

I found one of the most unhinged threads in the history of guys for the arcade guys episode. God bless the workers at Dave and Busters

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1h

Looks like grandmas under cabinet kitchen tv

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1h

Insanely funny screen size here

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1h

This is absolutely insane to me

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1h

Just cramming arcade machines in every bit of free space

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1h

Looking at some of these arcade guys living spaces has led me to the belief that maybe those Arcade1Up machines are too cheap

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1h

Hollywood refuses to recognize my talent

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 2h

I wish I was getting satans money from Hollywood

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 17h

The worst part of the future in Alien Earth is that they all have to listen to some dipshit rich kid read Peter Pan

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19h

I’m listening to a lady give a speech about how they invented medicine in Italy but now she’s telling everyone that they have Arabic blood in them and saying “newsflash, get over it” and the people are mad and she is like “get used to me. I still have a half hour”

The Italian festival rules

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19h

Ahhh I love a da spaghetti!

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19h

If I ever wrote a skit in my life it would be about an Italian guy that loves spaghetti

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19h

I’m at the Columbus Italian festival and there was a lady in a shirt that said “Spaghetti” in the supreme box logo. Mama Mia!

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21h

I read 4 brutal takedowns of the comedians that did the Saudi comedy show but the one that is most brutal is Human Rights Watch saying they don’t want their blood money

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21h

I see that some of them are modding them but I always wanted a Mortal Kombat 3 Ultimate machine but I think I would just be happy with the fight stick and a console. I look at these machines and it’s just too small to replicate the experience I had playing them

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21h

I looked at them when they first came out and I had a little bit more space in my apartment but I could just tell they were cheaply made and not really what I would want in a cabinet. If I’m gonna get one I want the real one

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21h

They are not popular in the arcade community

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21h

Starting to feel bad for the Arcade1Up guys.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 22h

The definition of Goozilla is reportedly “a monster cum”

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 22h

Andrew Dice Clay voice

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1d

Was there a guy there with one really big arm and a bionic penis?

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1d

Was there a guy there with one really big arm and a bionic penis?

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1d

Which resort?

Nun Ya @ishfery.bsky.social · 1d

I strongly recommend Banana Ball youtube.com/@officialban...

It's so much fun to watch that we actually had a platonic room party to watch it while at a swingers' retreat

Banana Ball

Banana Ball has become the fastest and most entertaining game in sports. With its fast-paced rules and emphasis on continuous play, Banana Ball strips away the often criticized lulls and lengthy pause...

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not what you think but the thread name is fun

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