Reposted by Bo Bolander
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
Reposted by Bo Bolander
this woman's job is to keep up to date on her fillers while scolding the press for insufficiently praising the president's girthy dumps. none of us were expecting pepper to show up on this table
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
this woman's job is to keep up to date on her fillers while scolding the press for insufficiently praising the president's girthy dumps. none of us were expecting pepper to show up on this table
ah yes, grandmother leavitt's famous macaroni with none cheese, great for keeping down the urges
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
ah yes, grandmother leavitt's famous macaroni with none cheese, great for keeping down the urges
Reposted by Bo Bolander
One of the giants. I’d just reread Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead for roughly the hundredth time. The thing that struck me is his work is never diminished by familiarity, that on the hundredth read I’d still gasp, stop breathing at the wit and depth. www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/n...
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
One of the giants. I’d just reread Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead for roughly the hundredth time. The thing that struck me is his work is never diminished by familiarity, that on the hundredth read I’d still gasp, stop breathing at the wit and depth. www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/n...
the reason we don't leave drinking glasses out by the sink overnight
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
the reason we don't leave drinking glasses out by the sink overnight
Reposted by Bo Bolander
in Rififi there’s this beautiful shot of bustling 50s Montmartre at night and the woman next to me audibly gasped when they cut to it and that’s moviemaking baby!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
in Rififi there’s this beautiful shot of bustling 50s Montmartre at night and the woman next to me audibly gasped when they cut to it and that’s moviemaking baby!!
getting the six year old in my life untitled goose game for the holidays, because the children have to know about the threat of naughty geese stealing their glasses as a bit
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
getting the six year old in my life untitled goose game for the holidays, because the children have to know about the threat of naughty geese stealing their glasses as a bit
Reposted by Bo Bolander
The Wind in the Willows illustration by Inga Moore
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The Wind in the Willows illustration by Inga Moore
read this several years back and it's a wild-ass story
Today I learned that two-thirds of the band that would become ZZ Top started their careers by touring the U.S. while falsely claiming to be the British band the Zombies.
www.buzzfeed.com/danielralsto...
www.buzzfeed.com/danielralsto...
The True Story Of The Fake Zombies, The Strangest Con In Rock History
In 1969, the Zombies had a huge hit single, despite having broken up two years earlier. To meet the unexpected demand, one promoter did the only sensible thing: hire four kids from Texas to tour Ameri...
www.buzzfeed.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
read this several years back and it's a wild-ass story
Reposted by Bo Bolander
Today I learned that two-thirds of the band that would become ZZ Top started their careers by touring the U.S. while falsely claiming to be the British band the Zombies.
www.buzzfeed.com/danielralsto...
www.buzzfeed.com/danielralsto...
The True Story Of The Fake Zombies, The Strangest Con In Rock History
In 1969, the Zombies had a huge hit single, despite having broken up two years earlier. To meet the unexpected demand, one promoter did the only sensible thing: hire four kids from Texas to tour Ameri...
www.buzzfeed.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Today I learned that two-thirds of the band that would become ZZ Top started their careers by touring the U.S. while falsely claiming to be the British band the Zombies.
www.buzzfeed.com/danielralsto...
www.buzzfeed.com/danielralsto...
Reposted by Bo Bolander
Asbestos doesn’t make you healthy again.
FDA poised to kill proposal that would require asbestos testing for cosmetics
RFK Jr signed order withdrawing rule that would mandate testing for the cancer-linked toxin in talc-based makeup
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
FDA poised to kill proposal that would require asbestos testing for cosmetics
RFK Jr signed order withdrawing rule that would mandate testing for the cancer-linked toxin in talc-based makeup
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
FDA poised to kill proposal that would require asbestos testing for cosmetics
RFK Jr signed order withdrawing rule that would mandate testing for the cancer-linked toxin in talc-based makeup
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Asbestos doesn’t make you healthy again.
FDA poised to kill proposal that would require asbestos testing for cosmetics
RFK Jr signed order withdrawing rule that would mandate testing for the cancer-linked toxin in talc-based makeup
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
FDA poised to kill proposal that would require asbestos testing for cosmetics
RFK Jr signed order withdrawing rule that would mandate testing for the cancer-linked toxin in talc-based makeup
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Reposted by Bo Bolander
Reposted by Bo Bolander
"Why don't kids go outside anymore?!"
Kids outside:
Kids outside:
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"Why don't kids go outside anymore?!"
Kids outside:
Kids outside:
Reposted by Bo Bolander
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
Reposted by Bo Bolander
Ugh, I thought he was going to do stand-up
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ugh, I thought he was going to do stand-up
Reposted by Bo Bolander
i almost like the bevo yule log station being an unexplained phenomenon but i guess it's good to know it wasn't a shared hallucination
September 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i almost like the bevo yule log station being an unexplained phenomenon but i guess it's good to know it wasn't a shared hallucination
Reposted by Bo Bolander
remembering the time i was visiting my folks for christmas back in texas & for some reason there was a yule logesque channel that had ut mascot bevo standing there chewing his cud as holiday music played & my mother pointed to him and said "that's bevo!" like it was a close personal friend of hers
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
remembering the time i was visiting my folks for christmas back in texas & for some reason there was a yule logesque channel that had ut mascot bevo standing there chewing his cud as holiday music played & my mother pointed to him and said "that's bevo!" like it was a close personal friend of hers
Reposted by Bo Bolander
Queer-coded transit news: the M train is taking over some of the F train’s service and the F train is taking some of the M train’s service. So, put simply, F to M and M to F.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Queer-coded transit news: the M train is taking over some of the F train’s service and the F train is taking some of the M train’s service. So, put simply, F to M and M to F.
Reposted by Bo Bolander
I think I became convinced that most of the United States is an anti-human hellscape when I worked in refugee resettlement. Seeing that Afghan family who went from rural Kandahar to the Red Roof Inn off the interstate. The look on their faces when I dropped them off. Dark fucking shit.
Listen, I was there when the first afghans evacuees got off the plane at Dulles in late July 2021. But a few months later we had nice liberals in the community asking us if they could host a Ukrainian family. "What about Afghan or Congolese?"
"Oh, no thanks"
Racist fucking country, man
"Oh, no thanks"
Racist fucking country, man
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think I became convinced that most of the United States is an anti-human hellscape when I worked in refugee resettlement. Seeing that Afghan family who went from rural Kandahar to the Red Roof Inn off the interstate. The look on their faces when I dropped them off. Dark fucking shit.
Reposted by Bo Bolander
This looks like if Saddam Hussein went to a Michaels®
A video of all the gold adornments Trump added to the Oval Office
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This looks like if Saddam Hussein went to a Michaels®
Reposted by Bo Bolander
[instantly] I would die for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
[instantly] I would die for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
gonna be festive, by god
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
gonna be festive, by god
Reposted by Bo Bolander
Reposted by Bo Bolander
Advisor: Last time we tried charging Irish artists with terrorism offenses over trivial nonsense it ended up massively boosting their profile and embarrassing the government
Keir Starmer:
Keir Starmer:
August 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Advisor: Last time we tried charging Irish artists with terrorism offenses over trivial nonsense it ended up massively boosting their profile and embarrassing the government
Keir Starmer:
Keir Starmer: