oh also my friend made an apple pie that looked like the platonic ideal of apple pies
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
oh also my friend made an apple pie that looked like the platonic ideal of apple pies
it sure did look good before it came down tho
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
it sure did look good before it came down tho
before i let my cat out of the bathroom is this lovely cedar garland i got instead of a tree this year due to cats going to kill my asshole cat when he inevitably, immediately tries to gnaw on it y/n
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
before i let my cat out of the bathroom is this lovely cedar garland i got instead of a tree this year due to cats going to kill my asshole cat when he inevitably, immediately tries to gnaw on it y/n
let the hedonism commence
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
let the hedonism commence
the pumpkin cheesecake recipe did not call for bourbon pecan caramel sauce but fuck it
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
the pumpkin cheesecake recipe did not call for bourbon pecan caramel sauce but fuck it
here she is with her top off
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
here she is with her top off
let's hear it for the mvp of my kitchen, helen whirren, in her dirty thirties and thriving
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
let's hear it for the mvp of my kitchen, helen whirren, in her dirty thirties and thriving
there was a flock of house sparrows here five seconds ago but you just missed them
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
there was a flock of house sparrows here five seconds ago but you just missed them
this is how it was always gonna end for the united states: crashed into a mountainside by a grifter who you could probably sell a 950k "essence charging station" to if you had ai oj simpson in the commercials or something and he addressed trump directly
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
this is how it was always gonna end for the united states: crashed into a mountainside by a grifter who you could probably sell a 950k "essence charging station" to if you had ai oj simpson in the commercials or something and he addressed trump directly
the vinyl edition of the dolly parton/emmylou harris/linda ronstadt album comea with a really incredible inner sleeve
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the vinyl edition of the dolly parton/emmylou harris/linda ronstadt album comea with a really incredible inner sleeve
god damn, you'd think for that much she could afford to have the roots on her bleach job touched up
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
god damn, you'd think for that much she could afford to have the roots on her bleach job touched up
very bad photo because i cracked the lens on my camera but
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
very bad photo because i cracked the lens on my camera but
stalking a krazy kat balloon through the late 20s jersey hinterlands feels like the makings of one hell of a novel
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
stalking a krazy kat balloon through the late 20s jersey hinterlands feels like the makings of one hell of a novel
long-term exposure to the internet has made a lot of otherwise completely innocuous paragraphs really come alive
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
long-term exposure to the internet has made a lot of otherwise completely innocuous paragraphs really come alive
a movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from
i have caved to holiday cheer and we won't even be home for christmas, as usual
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i have caved to holiday cheer and we won't even be home for christmas, as usual
my favorite of these is still the pulp edition of white fang i had (& still have) as a kid
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
my favorite of these is still the pulp edition of white fang i had (& still have) as a kid
rfk jr getting ready to steal your girl with his sex poetry
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
rfk jr getting ready to steal your girl with his sex poetry
ladies and gentlemen, the slop
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
ladies and gentlemen, the slop
no matter how well you do i think this is always going to be the case, at least in my experience and from everybody i've ever talked to even at unfathomable levels of success. best to make yourself happy with what you're doing. @sentencebender.bsky.social is wise, is what i'm saying
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
no matter how well you do i think this is always going to be the case, at least in my experience and from everybody i've ever talked to even at unfathomable levels of success. best to make yourself happy with what you're doing. @sentencebender.bsky.social is wise, is what i'm saying
dried ginkgo branche as found art
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
dried ginkgo branche as found art