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Keifer | 29 | host of @selectandstart.bsky.social
| cat dad | he/him

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Luke Wilson used to be in Wes Anderson movies and now he’s in AT&T commercials
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Back to work tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
saw Wicked: For Good and it’s driving me insane that this was its message
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Rewatched Paddington 2 last night and cried my eyes out. woke is back
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Reminder that car culture is unfortunately very very linked in fundamental ways to regressive tendencies. Ford and Hitler were both obsessed with cars for pretty much the same reason, and inspirations to each other.
The sheer population density of NY makes the thuggery harder to pull off. Much more difficult to be a scumbag when there are ~2 million people in each direction at minimum
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.

NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Wrote too many words about Wake Up Dead Man, which I believe is the best of the Knives Out trilogy and Rian Johnson’s most vulnerable film. It really resonated with me as someone who left the church but has complicated feelings about faith.

boxd.it/bR4atb
A ★★★★½ review of Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
“For me, the movies are like a machine that generates empathy. It lets you understand a little bit more about different hopes, aspirations, dreams and fears. It helps us to identify with the people wh...
boxd.it
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Wrote too many words about Wake Up Dead Man, which I believe is the best of the Knives Out trilogy and Rian Johnson’s most vulnerable film. It really resonated with me as someone who left the church but has complicated feelings about faith.

boxd.it/bR4atb
A ★★★★½ review of Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
“For me, the movies are like a machine that generates empathy. It lets you understand a little bit more about different hopes, aspirations, dreams and fears. It helps us to identify with the people wh...
boxd.it
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Man With Zero Wives Supports One Wife Limit
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
O Brother, Where Art Thou technically isn’t a Thanksgiving movie but spiritually it feels like one
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Mads Mikkelsen in english language media: As you can tell by my accent and face shape, I am the most evil man who has ever been born

Mads Mikkelsen in Danish films: I am a simple, sexy, family man and society is punishing me for it
July 17, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Steam gets away with being a near-monopoly on the PC marketplace by being a benevolent dictatorship but at the end the day, that’s still a dictatorship. They do not wield their power responsibly. Something like this isn’t just anti-publisher and anti-consumer, it’s anti-art.
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
funding public transit would also make vehicles more affordable
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Hey y’all. sorry I’ve been acting so strangely. My budget was recently slashed so my animation has become significantly less dynamic and detailed
October 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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“AI writer at the Economist” has to be the dogshit title anyone can have; covering a fake technology for a reactionary outlet
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum

the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure?

me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]
July 23, 2023 at 4:23 AM
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I presume Foreign Affairs is not yet running my one-word rebuttal "don't"

www.foreignaffairs.com/united-state...
How to Topple Maduro
And why regime change is the only way forward in Venezuela.
www.foreignaffairs.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Heartbreaking: they keep buffing my main in Marvel Rivals and now they’re always banned in comp
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
story so local that I’ve been to the pho restaurant mentioned in the article lmao
speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Cabaret really is a perfect movie
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
idk man this feels like a tipping point into deeply bleak and depressing. Maybe I’m missing something but it seems like either a bunch of people exploited and groomed a 16 year old, or she’s lying about her age and thought the way to become famous was by openly appealing to pedophilia?
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I should’ve never smoked that shit, now I’m in Breath of the Wild
July 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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This evil goblin broke into my home and refuses to leave
July 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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we should go back to calling them the spike vgas just so everyone knows the correct amount of respect to afford them
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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i just dont know
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
American Conservatives: KILL EVERY FOREIGNER NOW
American Liberals: We love our slaves💕
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM