Curb Your Malthusiasm
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I’m gonna be like this about the Bears W for a couple days
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m gonna be like this about the Bears W for a couple days
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I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before
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After his interception, Bears QB Caleb Williams went 5-of-7 passing for 62 yards and a touchdown, including two third-down conversions and one fourth-down conversion.
This is the second time since 2006 (at Arizona) the Bears won when their QB completed less than 50% of his passes and had a passer rating below 60. The other was the 2024 season opener.
The wind played a role tonight, but once again, Caleb Williams made his completions count.
The wind played a role tonight, but once again, Caleb Williams made his completions count.
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
After his interception, Bears QB Caleb Williams went 5-of-7 passing for 62 yards and a touchdown, including two third-down conversions and one fourth-down conversion.
That Corey Walker account maybe the worst to ever do it, cryptofascist
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
That Corey Walker account maybe the worst to ever do it, cryptofascist
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Per TruMedia, the Bears' 281 rushing yards are the most any Vic Fangio-coached defense has given up from 2018-2025. They also had 1.77 Adjusted Yards before Contact and a 0.18 EPA/designed rush, both 3rd most given up by a Fangio defense over that same time period
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Per TruMedia, the Bears' 281 rushing yards are the most any Vic Fangio-coached defense has given up from 2018-2025. They also had 1.77 Adjusted Yards before Contact and a 0.18 EPA/designed rush, both 3rd most given up by a Fangio defense over that same time period
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what's sociopathic about taking your shirt off? that's just guys being dudes
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
what's sociopathic about taking your shirt off? that's just guys being dudes
It’s so important for a successful NFL head coach to be 25% sociopathic
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s so important for a successful NFL head coach to be 25% sociopathic
Honestly first broadcast booth this season that wasn’t really weird about Caleb too. Good call, enjoyed Herbie
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Honestly first broadcast booth this season that wasn’t really weird about Caleb too. Good call, enjoyed Herbie
The Popular Front against the rest of the NFC NorthEast served its purpose but the Bears Liberation Army had to finally break from the Kuominteagles to achieve total victory
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The Popular Front against the rest of the NFC NorthEast served its purpose but the Bears Liberation Army had to finally break from the Kuominteagles to achieve total victory
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The bears are the greatest football team in history
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The bears are the greatest football team in history
“The sign of a good football team is being able to successfully run the ball when the defense knows it’s coming and doing it anyway (sic)” - @danbernstein.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“The sign of a good football team is being able to successfully run the ball when the defense knows it’s coming and doing it anyway (sic)” - @danbernstein.bsky.social
Bears are shitting the bed. It’s so over
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Bears are shitting the bed. It’s so over
Please don’t blow this Bears. Dominated the ball too much for this
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Please don’t blow this Bears. Dominated the ball too much for this
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prime's bitrate is such shit
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
prime's bitrate is such shit
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We've seen time and time again we can't change capital from the inside
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We've seen time and time again we can't change capital from the inside
Who is ready to kill themselves 🐻⬇️
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Who is ready to kill themselves 🐻⬇️
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the biggest problem with this take is the label “doomer;” I’m actually incredibly optimistic about the chances of making a better world, I just understand what will and won’t be part of that change
I find the 'the Democrats won't do anything' doomer line annoying, because the Democrats will be who you make them - look how much the GOP changed over the past decade!
Right now the party feels immovable but the moment it has a presidential nominee, it will be whatever that person is.
Right now the party feels immovable but the moment it has a presidential nominee, it will be whatever that person is.
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the biggest problem with this take is the label “doomer;” I’m actually incredibly optimistic about the chances of making a better world, I just understand what will and won’t be part of that change
Credit to Van Hollen for doing what imo should be the bare minimum for a public servant. Literally shame on everyone else
⭕️ Sen. Chris Van Hollen (@vanhollen.senate.gov) credited for key role in release of US teen from Israeli detention
Palestinian-American child Mohammed Ibrahim, 16, was freed today after 9 months of Israeli imprisonment w/o charge. Journalist Jasper Nathaniel, who has been a major advocate for...
Palestinian-American child Mohammed Ibrahim, 16, was freed today after 9 months of Israeli imprisonment w/o charge. Journalist Jasper Nathaniel, who has been a major advocate for...
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Credit to Van Hollen for doing what imo should be the bare minimum for a public servant. Literally shame on everyone else
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"To say that socialism doesn't work is to overlook the fact that it *did.*" - Michael Parenti, Ch. 5 of Blackshirts and Reds (1997).
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"To say that socialism doesn't work is to overlook the fact that it *did.*" - Michael Parenti, Ch. 5 of Blackshirts and Reds (1997).
Those are rookie numbers we need to pump them way up
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Those are rookie numbers we need to pump them way up