Curb Your Malthusiasm
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Artist formerly known as ManuclearBomb || wallowing in my own crapulence || he/they || @notacast.bsky.social
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Maybe a hot take but saying “get that bag” for every celeb we don’t hate was a mistake
We need to bring shame back for A-list actors doing commercials
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Maybe a hot take but saying “get that bag” for every celeb we don’t hate was a mistake
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We need to bring shame back for A-list actors doing commercials
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We need to bring shame back for A-list actors doing commercials
Rest in Piss chiefs
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Rest in Piss chiefs
Turkey ready
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Turkey ready
Deserved for endorsing the Salvation Army
Jake Ferguson going into the Salvation Army kettle after what is initially ruled a touchdown catch... but the call was reversed as Ferguson did not have two feet inbounds.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Deserved for endorsing the Salvation Army
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Ladies, gents, and corporeal souls I would like to announce that Mr. Persimmon Fig has finally pooped after around 36 hours. And feels loads better. His hydration has come way up and he’s being very much more active and kitten-ish. He’s not spicy despite finding him outside and is SO SWEET.
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ladies, gents, and corporeal souls I would like to announce that Mr. Persimmon Fig has finally pooped after around 36 hours. And feels loads better. His hydration has come way up and he’s being very much more active and kitten-ish. He’s not spicy despite finding him outside and is SO SWEET.
Barack prefers his violence in Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq, on weddings and on hospitals.
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Barack prefers his violence in Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq, on weddings and on hospitals.
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The Democratic politician commitment to boilerplate tragedy comms is not all that different from "thoughts and prayers." This is as much a time for "they were killed while enforcing Trump's dumb racist stunts" as any school shooting is for calling out the NRA.
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Democratic politician commitment to boilerplate tragedy comms is not all that different from "thoughts and prayers." This is as much a time for "they were killed while enforcing Trump's dumb racist stunts" as any school shooting is for calling out the NRA.
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Reading this like its sung by System of a Down
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reading this like its sung by System of a Down
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Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuck him up, Bonnie!
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Be the cousin with weed you wish to see standing by the door with your jacket in the world
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Be the cousin with weed you wish to see standing by the door with your jacket in the world
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Found an absolute wild pic of me from freshman year high school, we had a biographical cosplay costume (we all dress up and interact) and this being 1998 I capitalized on the Braveheart phenomenon and went as William Wallace. 80’s glamour wig, skirt from my sister, a wrap from my mom
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Found an absolute wild pic of me from freshman year high school, we had a biographical cosplay costume (we all dress up and interact) and this being 1998 I capitalized on the Braveheart phenomenon and went as William Wallace. 80’s glamour wig, skirt from my sister, a wrap from my mom
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The lengths the British government will go to please the Israeli government.
www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...
www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...
Sally Rooney books may be pulled from UK, court told
Normal People author Sally Rooney's books may have to be withdrawn from sale and none of her new works published in the UK due to "uncertainty" caused by the ban on Palestine Action, the British High ...
www.rte.ie
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The lengths the British government will go to please the Israeli government.
www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...
www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...
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This is a really sick story.
From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through.
abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through.
abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is a really sick story.
From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through.
abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through.
abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
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Today we give thanks for mainly just this cat and all of the people too but I mean, Samson...
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Today we give thanks for mainly just this cat and all of the people too but I mean, Samson...
Hammers
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hammers
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Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
I know everyone likes to joke about how much Gandalf doesn’t like Pippin but in Edoras when Pippin steals the Palantir, Gandalf wakes up and just absolutely decks Merry as he goes towards the orb
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I know everyone likes to joke about how much Gandalf doesn’t like Pippin but in Edoras when Pippin steals the Palantir, Gandalf wakes up and just absolutely decks Merry as he goes towards the orb
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Here's what you can expect from the launch week of Past Lives: three full episodes, a bonus interview with the wonderful @ceaubin.com on Walter Benjamin, and much, much more. www.patreon.com/posts/one-we...
One Week Out | Past Lives
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November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Here's what you can expect from the launch week of Past Lives: three full episodes, a bonus interview with the wonderful @ceaubin.com on Walter Benjamin, and much, much more. www.patreon.com/posts/one-we...
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it makes me so emotional to see real heroes celebrated
![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it makes me so emotional to see real heroes celebrated
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